#26 08-07-06 13:39:40

Lia

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Registered: 24-04-06

Posts: 214

Re: "Rigor Mortis Makes Me Hard"

Oh, I furtively avoid reading about anal sex these days, indelibly imprinted as I am with the Creamy Hot Buttsex insignia. But putting the 'anal' back into 'psychoanalysis' has always been one of my more self-indulgent weaknesses.

I always show signs of over-indulgence - it's not really a form of behaviour that fluxes so much, though sometimes I get a little adjectively over-excited. It's not those special sleeping tablets this week - which I'm convinced do absolutely nothing except make my sentences just that little bit longer - so much as the Winter Plague of Boredom and the antici...pation I've spent this week waiting for my frelling uni results.

Oooh, dear, now you're holding me up to standards and stuff. Oh, the pressure (The pressure of bile? Bilious pressure?). Don't be too hard on me, as it were - that wanking is exhausting business.

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“The trouble is I’m really a puritan at heart. All  pornographers are puritans.”
“You are certainly not a pornographer,” he said.
“No, but it sounded good. I like those two p’s.
The alliteration.”

bobsully

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Registered: 28-06-06

Posts: 81

Re: "Rigor Mortis Makes Me Hard"

[lights Lia's cigarette and watches the crowd]

Siobhan

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Registered: 15-06-06

Posts: 823

Re: "Rigor Mortis Makes Me Hard"

Just wanted to say that your absence is palpable when you're not around, Lia. Hope you're sitting in a funky cafe somewhere, smoking your hand-rolleds, taking pleasure in your thoughts, and generally delighting in your idiosyncratic take on the world.

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Under all speech that is good for any-thing there lies a silence that is better.  Silence is as deep as Eternity;  speech is as shallow as Time.--Thomas Carlysle

The_West_Wind

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From: Australia

Registered: 20-05-06

Posts: 331

Re: "Rigor Mortis Makes Me Hard"

Where can I get your job, Liandra?

*sigh*

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Well... there was nothing in my dark side that really interested me. I guess I just dont have what it takes to be a bad guy.

Siobhan

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Registered: 15-06-06

Posts: 823

Re: "Rigor Mortis Makes Me Hard"

Actually Lia is going to be sitting right next to me fairly shortly.... jealous?

Not at all; you love doing your thing and i love watching you do your thing.

You both may be amused to know that I just sat in front of my computer with two girlfriends and introduced them to IFM -- they're both very smart women such as yourselves so each of you figured heavily in the introduction. I had printouts of compelling conversations besides. . . .

Just like somebody said earlier: You build it; we'll help make sure they come.

xx

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Under all speech that is good for any-thing there lies a silence that is better.  Silence is as deep as Eternity;  speech is as shallow as Time.--Thomas Carlysle

Elfman

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From: Yorkshire

Registered: 17-03-06

Posts: 700

Re: "Rigor Mortis Makes Me Hard"

Where can I get your job, Liandra?

*sigh*

You can't.  That's the point.  No one can get a job like Liandra's.  You have go off and create your own web site, (and I'm begining to wonder if it might not be worth the time and expense) .

Elfman