#1 04-07-06 00:31:21

blissed

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For keen prices and good service, do all your shopping at Tesco's.

I've decided to dress up as a pirate every friday. I'm not wearing an eyepatch because if you wear one all day, I'm told by the evening your eyes focus separately and you can't see where your going. But I'm gonna get a  hat, hook and def if I can, a stuffed parrot. I could get up late, go for lunch at a pub "the ship" and then go shopping at Tesco's. (tho I think pirates should really steal their shopping)
Anyway, I think it's a great idea, does anyone else wanna do the same.

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Siobhan

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Re: For keen prices and good service, do all your shopping at Tesco's.

Hmmm.

I tend to follow and agree with all your always-insightful and generous-hearted posts and comments, blissed , but must admit that with this one I'm STUMPED!

Is this some kind of English thing that I wouldn't get?

please advise. . . .

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ashmedi

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Re: For keen prices and good service, do all your shopping at Tesco's.

. . .  I'm not wearing an eyepatch because if you wear one all day, I'm told by the evening your eyes focus separately and you can't see where your going. .

Somebody is pulling your wooden leg. I have been wearing a patch (out of necessity) for months and if I remove the patch to use both eyes for driving, I see the way I should.

I think you would have to quit using the eye for a hell of a lot longer than one day for your brain to forget what it is supposed to do with 2 images from 2 eyes. The brain knows.

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blissed

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Re: For keen prices and good service, do all your shopping at Tesco's.

I have been wearing a patch (out of necessity) for months

You should get he rest of the gear then, it would only be one day a week, and you've got lots of time on your hands now I love it when people dress up. Someone on another forum said 2 of her freinds went for a trip to London dressed in pyjarmas, slippers, dressing gowns and wee willy winky hats. Apparently they had a great time, tho she didn't say exactly what happened

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blissed

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Re: For keen prices and good service, do all your shopping at Tesco's.

Hmmm.

I tend to follow and agree with all your always-insightful and generous-hearted posts and comments, blissed , but must admit that with this one I'm STUMPED!

Is this some kind of English thing that I wouldn't get?

please advise. . . .

Yes the international pirate thing is very silly, but if your into it, it's really good fun. and I tend to be quite silly sometimes, but I haven't been diagnosed with any sort of  psychiatric condition, honest. Not yet anyway

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Last edited by blissed (04-07-06 04:04:37)

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Burlesque

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Re: For keen prices and good service, do all your shopping at Tesco's.

However impossible or at least unlikely one would think it, every time I read a new post by Blissed, he's gone just a little bit further off the deep end. It's a charming characteristic, one whose future developments I look forward to with a sort of amused, eager dread.

Burlesque.

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blissed

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Re: For keen prices and good service, do all your shopping at Tesco's.

Burlesque, off the deep end is nice, I like it here. You have to join me here and be a kid again and dress up because you want to and be freee!!! Go on you know you want to

Actually I wonder if Tommy's doing an IFM, she's got a great folio on ISM it's just a simple set of pictures but she's got a lovely personality there that doesn't really need anything else.

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Siobhan

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Re: For keen prices and good service, do all your shopping at Tesco's.

Not quite sure (once again having a hard time following, dear bliss!, but it's always worth it) just HOW Tommy fits into Tesco and pirates, BUT this is as good a place as any to say that I keenly feel share your desire to have her join us. Not even necessarily to submit a contribution to the site, but to come hang out. It's easy to make all sorts of assumptions about someone at a glance, but she seems like someone very thoughtful, down-to-earth, comfortable in her skin, playful, inquisitive, and full of joie-de-vivre. Who wouldn't want to be around that?!

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kronocide

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Re: For keen prices and good service, do all your shopping at Tesco's.

Ye better get yer piratey outfits on right smartly, arrrhhh, or ye'll all be swingin' from the yardarm before dawn, ye lubberly swabs! P-)

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blissed

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Re: For keen prices and good service, do all your shopping at Tesco's.

Thats the only way to lick a crew into shape, you can't be reasonable, otherwise your average pirate will just sit about all day debating their sexuallity I've had many piratey adventures on myspace, so if I can get a good hearty crew together, I think we can weigh anchor and set sail.

Siobhan I saw Tommy's  videos at AW and theres a really good one with her and liandra. The main thing that struck me about her is she seems so relaxed and happy. Anyway,  I wish I could go traveling and help fund it by shedding my clothes and masturbating in front of a camera I would'nt mind that as a part time job actually, and like Liandra, I think I'd be really good at it too, I think I'll send Richard another email

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Burlesque

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Re: For keen prices and good service, do all your shopping at Tesco's.

Don't, Blissed. Please don't There's always the risk that you will wear him out, and the he'll accept your submission just to get you out of his hair. And who really wants to see a masturbating rabbit in a pirate outfit?

On closer inspection it would perhaps be rather interesting. Go for it!

I won't tell you about the dressing up games I played as a teenager. I just won't.

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Siobhan

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Re: For keen prices and good service, do all your shopping at Tesco's.

blissed, what??

wow.

well.

my goodness.  I just ran across Tommy'Ava's photoshoot at ISM for the first time last night and was mesmerized. She seems so totally together. While I'm not going to become a member of AW, I would wager a guess that a shoot involving Liandra and Tommy/Ava must have just been a mindmeld for them. I'm sorry to miss that, but it would probably just be so beautiful that it would hurt to watch a connection that extraordinary and not be a part of it.

Clearly, I'm projecting a lot (Liandra feel free to jump in and tell me I'm not nearly so insightful as I think I am), but I'd assume that you two would have a lot in common and really connect. I can't imagine having sex with either one of you and then being able to walk away and say, wow, that was great! Man I love my job!

I'd be like, um, do I have to stop?

Yes, you have the best job in the world, but -- well, better you than me, because I could not do this.   

Last edited by Siobhan (06-07-06 07:17:15)

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Re: For keen prices and good service, do all your shopping at Tesco's.

i miss tesco.  tesco's finest is a stellar product line.  though fighting your way through the cramped aisles of liverpool city centre's tesco metro was a hell i had never imagined.  i know people who have had panic attacks in that tesco.  had i done it as a pirate, however, i think it would have been much more manageable. 

fuck m&s.