whats in your toybox?

blissed · 13-09-11 02:10:27

Thanks Viva! but Vivid aren't good enough for me their movies are fun but I want the acting and dialogue of the Office and perhaps going a bit more real than that with lots of improv. That makes the extraordinary things that happen even more surprising. The movie could start with her working in a paper merchants office as a cover. She's in the bosses office getting told off. She takes too much time off and her work isn't good enough. When suddenly a ninja descends on a rope from a helicopter and flies in through the window, she shoots him. But wait, isn't she not suppose to kill anyone. It's a sleep dart and he falls to the floor. She removes his clothes, puts them on, smacks his bum and grabs the end of the helicopter rope and is carried up in the air. All the sex scenes would be filmed by Richard including the orgy in the helicopter that leads to it crashing just after everyone escapes in an army jeep that flies out the back under an emormous parachute.

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viva · 13-09-11 02:44:40

Wow Blissed, when you get funding for these dreams I'll be first in line for auditions.

viva · 13-09-11 02:58:06

Like really ladies, if you were in Blissed' movie you could fuck a sleeping ninja. Seriously. I am looking forward to this thread daily now!

blissed · 13-09-11 18:29:26

'To fuck a sleeping ninja' is the title then It's not a round parachute but an inflatable wing that lets them travel across the city as the opening theme tune and title credits begin. From Slough they reach kensington gardens, hyde park and they land in the back garden of Buckingham palace. They enter the palace where the entire royal family, the prime minister and the cabinet have gathered around a very large round table to anounce to our hero a very important mission. In the middle of the table, in pride of place, is a new Lelo mia dildo. The theme tune ends there as she enters the room, her erect nipples showing through her tight gloss black cat suit.

We're gonna use CGI to make them really look like the queen, camaron and the duke of Edinbuorgh. The story also includes a Bonobo who looks innocent but is trained to swop things over when no-one is looking. This isn't too silly is it

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viva · 19-09-11 03:56:19

WOAAAH!! I want this thing so much! this sex toy is the closest thing I've seen that could possibly maybe compare (purely tactile-y speaking of course) to being with a man. That rocking motion... having both hands free... woah.

blissed · 20-09-11 19:20:34

The hands freeness looks like a good idea.

We'll I've built a very large prototpe of the sex snuggie called the Hyposurface. This isn't an LCD but a 3D surface. Notice the women in the white suit on the right tries to get in the way but the wave gently pushes her forward.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np0j7uoKMbY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSZg9zgdCSM

I just have to shrink it down using micro actuaters and we're there

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viva · 23-09-11 06:52:11

Another fun one for the thread.
Monsters and stuff.

I would totally bang the alien.. just sayin'.

tasca1 · 06-10-11 22:52:16

viva wrote:

Are vibrators pleasurable in a comparable way for guys?

A "massager" worked fine for me, but only on a small area. (convex/convex)
So the trick is to adapt the convex, to a concave. I'll think of something.

sorry, if that was too much info.

Matt

TheDangerousDave · 12-11-11 07:33:23

viva wrote:

Are vibrators pleasurable in a comparable way for guys?

Comparable ? I don't know, but I wished I did know what it feels for a woman but I'm sure it's not quite the same but yes a vibrator can be tons of fun and can provide orgasms that aren't even close to what you experience by hand alone. It's also how I discovered non-ejaculatory orgasms myself. Intense, as pleasurable, and not anywhere as messy !

WLV612 · 12-11-11 13:59:08

Anything that vibrates against me, I find an irritant, a distraction. But that's me.
In many of the vids on IFM, the sound of a vibrator is a distraction for me as well. The sound overrides the visual, in most cases. Not all, but most. Almost like a cell phone ringing and ringing when quiet is important.
Again, I'm talking about things that make a discernible sound, not the quiet stuff.
I really don't want anything to mask or detract from the natural sounds.
In a lot of the vids, it's the slow, subtle but erotically hypnotic change, acceleration in a model's breathing which brings another dimension, so to speak, to the vid.
To me, the more dimensions, the better the vid, the more intimate the viewing.

Just me.....

viva · 14-11-11 01:03:14

Ah, the noisy buzziness of vibrating toys... many a hot night have I piled on the blankets, desperately trying to keep a favorite toy quiet so my roommates wouldn't hear. Annoying. One time I recklessly buzzed away, forgetting that my walls were super thin and all my friends were outside in front of the... housething, it was just a bedroom and bathroom with super thin walls, standing independently next to others like it. Everyone was hanging out in the common yard, and everyone was boys, and there was much teasing when I skipped out to join them. Oops.

Except with the most expensive luxury toys, you often trade intensity for quiet, which no one should have to do. It's inhumane. Yeah I agree that the buzz can be distracting, but if you're tuned into it ala Pavlov's puppies it can be quiet stimulating as well... especially that first moment when someone turns it on for you..

Scottblueeyes · 03-12-11 18:53:51

jane_e wrote:

Viva! It's so exciting to be in more or less the same time zone as you. Your new post arrived at supper rather than mysteriously in the night.
Bobby, thanks for the njoy product name and recommendation. I went and got one yesterday. It is beautiful. Even the box is a pleasure to hold. There is something to be said for pulsing hot skin and cold steel propelled effortlessly toward the center of the earth. Well worth the investment. I'm trying to convince my little sister to get the Lelo Isla. All of the njoy and Lelo "toys" seem far to elegant to be labeled as such.
Now that I have two whole toys I might actually have to get a toy box. Blissed I don't know if there will be room for my free Sensory Snuggie anymore.... can we go back to negotiating in cash terms?
I don't know if I'm allowed to be excited for my own contribution to be released, but Troyforyou I think your anticipation rivals only my own. If you need something to tide you over for another month or so I think clicking quickly between photos 145 and 147 for a while then finishing with a couple of hard clicks on 186 of Simple is True on ISM might be an adequate substitute. Might being the operative word here.
I feel like there must be a million boy types reading this thread that can weigh in on what to do alone with a vibrator and male parts. I, like Bobby, only have experience with what can be done when tangoing is done with two...

..from a man's perspective, vibrators are great, but without a single point focus, it becomes more of a general area vibration that has us taking off....leads to some interesting situations; mowing the lawn with the handle pressed suspiciously against the waist, orbital sanders with the sandpaper taken off, vibrators held along the length of a man so that everything is excited. There is another toy though that not many men, fewer women know about, that is truly mind blowing...and has been my intimate friend for the past 6 months. More later on the thread when I have time to do it justice... SBE

Scottblueeyes · 03-12-11 22:44:34

its called Aneros; quite expensive for a bit of plastic, but brilliant and worth it. Slides inside a mans ass (ideally after a thorough cleaning and liberal application of lube), and gently rests against the prostate. That is until you tighten your ass muscles and it levers and gently presses against it. Then, when you tighten the PC muscles, instead of rectal muscles, the prostate pushes back the other way against it. The feeling inside when you tighten is that some part of you comes alive, and just feels good from the inside out, not terribly sexual at first, more like "ohhhh I like that alot" But it's all about taking time. Hot bath, lights out, nothing rushed, and while you gently touch yourself, you breath deep and tighten, and release, this wonderful hands-off massage from inside. And then you focus on nothing but how good this feels, and you breath, and tighten again. And as your prostate hardens, the feelings shift from that feels nice...to oh my lord. The amazing thing is that it only works if you do nothing but focus on the feeling, no imagery, no porn, nothing but this incredible feeling inside. As soon as a fantasy slips in, the focus completely changes, and you shift back to just "I feel just so sexual from the inside out".

After about 10 minutes you can stop touching yourself, and massage inside with the muscles, the same muscles that begin to pulse as you cum, which massages it further, you can extend the feeling creating this long orgasm (for a man), or just let it explode. The orgasm is completely different. Long, with multiple peaks, like some women, gentle, then intense. You cum throughout. And it is the inside feeling. An orgasm from somewhere else altogether..like a vaginal orgasm? have no way of knowing, but it leaves you with this feeling of complete relaxation and contentment, and wanting to do it again soon.

viva · 06-12-11 00:37:49

Wow scott... that was some excellent imagery. Seriously I would never push anyone, but it is so good to hear about male masturbatory sensation and process (as long as the man in question is not describing how he wants to come all over x contributor). That process is not something which we are taught to perceive as having depth, and I think that lesson informs many men as well and their masturbation, leading them to shy away from more layered sexuality, or at least, to not consider developing themselves intentionally in the ways you describe, Scott.

I especially liked the lawn mower.

Scottblueeyes · 06-12-11 01:52:33

STILL like the lawnmower, and the occasional leafblower held just so. We men also have our surreptitious wanks, but they are much harder to pull off, and a wee bit messier, that being some of the fun. Nothing like no one knowing the why behind the smile.

Scottblueeyes · 07-12-11 06:50:41

OK V...need some help here.... from a mans perspective; when we experience/watch a woman orgasm, we can understand at first; this must be what I feel; a bit like what I look like, what I sound like. But then it all changes; while we imagine ourselves, 30 seconds later, spent and sleepy, we are sometimes watching this amazing, wave-riding, continuing orgasm. A thing of great beauty and terrible jealousy. The idea of staying in the bliss, and riding it for minutes or longer, with these continuing, building orgasms: What is this like? What is this continuous pleasure experience. How does it compare to the first? Do you ever want to stop?

Curious in California

viva · 08-12-11 00:43:04

Oh dear, I don't know. Sometimes it hurts. Sometimes I want it to stop but it won't. Sometimes I want it to keep going but it won't. When it happens it doesn't feel like a continuous orgasm, it feels like the first one is incidental, I need more, I come and I'm still super aroused and my clit isn't too sensitive and I can't help but keep going. The second one comes soon, the same, and once there's two, I can pretty much keep going until I'm exhausted and sore. So far this has only happened to me during sex or while watching something especially erotic... I don't understand it but it's amazing. Still, "single" orgasms are just as amazing. Maybe even I like that experience better, just speaking to the quality of the orgasm, although sexually and experientially the multiples are fucking awesome.

I guess every person's experience is different, each time it happens to me it's different. Most of the time that doesn't happen to me, even. After I come I usually savor that orgasm, take time to breathe, have some water, have a cigarette, then I often do go again, but then that's the same as anyone.

Maybe you'd get a better answer from someone else, someone who kinda comes in multiples every time, I'm weird and always different.

Scottblueeyes · 08-12-11 15:54:13

V;

Thanks for this. Never have had a woman transparently share what that is like, like you just did.

Eye opening and lessens by a tiny bit the orgasm envy (that a single orgasm by itself can be as satisfying). I had no idea there were so many different experiences, that sometimes you want it to end, sometimes you want it to go on forever. What do you think triggers your body to say "this time only once" or "lets go!"? Can you tell that this is going to be a multiple or not from how you are feeling, how long its' been, who you are with? Seems that it's like your body decides to do a tease with the first one when it's going to be a multiple. Doesn't let you have it all quite yet but saves up the pleasure.

Your description of a single orgasm matches a mans (or at least mine). There is a feeling as it's building that's this combination of great pleasure but it not being enough, you don't want to just be at that level, even though it feels incredible, you want more. Kind of a "willing to do anything" for it to feel even better hunger. Be deeper inside, push harder, touch everywhere, take in every scent and taste everywhere. Smells, tastes, feelings that would be uncomfortable any other time all become erotic and sensual.

And it immediately changes as you get to the peak. In a man, there is this feeling of all these things happening at once. There is the orgasm that shakes your body and feels it comes from everywhere, but all these things are going on inside you all at once, things pulsing and pumping, and all of these parts of you have their own pleasure receptors that engage as they all wake up and start doing there thing.

You know it's not going to last and so you appreciate every second of it. Like a drop-dead gorgeous sunset you know is going to last for only a few minutes, it's so beautiful because it will be gone soon. Then the relaxation is sublime, being inside your lover and spent, and collapsing on each other. Somehow all the wetness and mess and sweat and smell is perfect. And THAT moment is one that you don't want to end.

Viva; thank you.

blissed · 08-12-11 16:22:21

Scott that's a really good post. That moment that we don't want to end so becomes involuntary marriage notions and thoughts of desiny. funny how it immediately follows the seed planting Seems sometimes like we have about 0.5% free will

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Scottblueeyes · 09-12-11 00:51:50

Blissed

What a great observation! What happens after seed is planted. Never thought of it that way. But that is what it is deep inside of us, conscious or subconscious.

And, that we don't have free will. I think your .5% is about right when we are deep into it....all kinds of things take over. Tell me more about this destiny/marriage thinking...I'm guessing that when that moment happens, there is this can't avoid it experience of being together deeply. In that moment. For those seconds. This is who I am with, who I should be with. Is that it?

There is this amazing feeling in a man as we cum that is all about this. It has to go way deep, genetic, zillions of years old of this thing happens that continues the species, but the feeling of semen coming from our cocks, or the look of it as we watch ourselves when we masturbate. It is so fulfilling and complete. THIS is why we do this. The incredible feeling for me is when I'm in my lover, and my semen is pulsing inside her, and I can see and feel how much she wants this. And it is just so HOT, this feeling of having planted this seed in her, imagining my cum inside her. And that she wants that part of me in her.

What is it like from a woman's perspective? To feel a man cumming, to feel him pulse, to know what is happening inside of you, and then to feel that wetness of him?

SBE

emily_c · 12-12-11 11:17:54

to just blunder in on the original question - nJoy. nJoy. nJoy. the pure wand is the most glorious, beautiful, amazing, hot, and effective dildo that hath ever ventured towards my nether regions. i've got a neat collection of glass dildos i like as well, but nothing is as marvellous as the nJoy. i like the sensation of it being freezing cold when it enters me, i like the width, and the weight of it, i like how metal and beautiful it is... gawd. it has revolutionised wanking for me.

the Aneros sounds fascinating, Scott - i had a look at it on their website, and i'll be sure to recommend it to any male lovers who are interested in anal stimulation.

jane_e · 13-12-11 14:57:08

Scottblueeyes wrote:

...You know it's not going to last and so you appreciate every second of it. Like a drop-dead gorgeous sunset you know is going to last for only a few minutes, it's so beautiful because it will be gone soon. Then the relaxation is sublime, being inside your lover and spent, and collapsing on each other. Somehow all the wetness and mess and sweat and smell is perfect. And THAT moment is one that you don't want to end.

Scottblueyes, I just want you to know that if you wrote a book, if would be on my bookshelf categorized under "L"...for lovely things.

emily_c wrote:

nJoy. nJoy. nJoy

Emily_c, I totally have to agree. Revolutionary.

Scottblueeyes · 13-12-11 16:21:45

jane_e wrote:

Scottblueeyes wrote:
...You know it's not going to last and so you appreciate every second of it. Like a drop-dead gorgeous sunset you know is going to last for only a few minutes, it's so beautiful because it will be gone soon. Then the relaxation is sublime, being inside your lover and spent, and collapsing on each other. Somehow all the wetness and mess and sweat and smell is perfect. And THAT moment is one that you don't want to end.
Scottblueyes, I just want you to know that if you wrote a book, if would be on my bookshelf categorized under "L"...for lovely things.

Awwwwwwww..shucks. Thanks jane_e. Made my morning!

guest_anya · 19-12-11 14:16:39

I agree about the Lelos- possibly the greatest vibrator company ever. I had one of their gigis and after using it at least once a day for three years it stopped working (i wonder why?) and i was devastated. So i emailed them to ask them about their warranty policy (its a year, so i was too late) but instead they said if i sent it in to them, they would give me 50% off my next purchase. I felt a little weird sending in my old toy but i really needed to replace it and now i have one of the Aylas.
BUT what i really want to try is their new invention:
http://en.lelo.com/news/master-sensemot … w-to-video
This is a little egg you put inside of you and the controller isn't a button remote, its actually movement activated like a wii remote. So you shake it or move it around to change the settings. I would love to get one and do and IFM with it, it could get quite... frantic.
And they are just so pretty.

Arabian_Nights · 19-12-11 16:10:42

We can't get that much toys where I'm from, so I use the showerhead half the times. Other then that I use a pillow witch always gives me intense orgasm, but to offten and the intensety wears off.

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