Sexy wonder workers

blissed · 08-11-11 00:27:18

This is the new name that will replace the term sex worker on Nov the 9th at 3 pm. Sex worker sounds like clocking off time at the sex factory. But does I suppose evoke all the workers rights memes and mental franchises.

I think sex practitioner is the best formal title to use for legislation to give legal protection for all sex practitioners.

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Nowaysis · 08-11-11 00:38:39

But sex practitioner sounds like just anyone practising sex. I know I'm supposed to use protection when I have sex, I just didn't realise it meant LEGAL protection.

blissed · 08-11-11 01:20:28

Yeah but sex practitioner is the official title for tax forms and insurance, not thier creative title. I'm pretty sure Nigel trumpet circumference and the tremendously explosive supermarket undermanagers from hell all put musician on their tax form.

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domC · 08-11-11 05:04:04

I've been watching the US series Hung recently, about a teacher in a shit situation who tries to make ends meet marketing the only asset he has: his cock. His euphemistic term for being a sex worker is "happiness consultant".

blissed · 08-11-11 11:34:45

Ha ha I like that

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Nowaysis · 08-11-11 17:26:43

domC wrote:

I've been watching the US series Hung recently, about a teacher in a shit situation who tries to make ends meet marketing the only asset he has: his cock. His euphemistic term for being a sex worker is "happiness consultant".

Oh, great show that. Or, well, fascinating at least. I can't quite get my head around it and decide if I think it's liberating/empowering/somesuch, or just a man's wet dream. I mean, I enjoy it, both for its intellectual merits and for the pure entertainment value, but I'm never sure I can do so with a clean conscience vis-à-vis gender politics.

For example, the small detail that the eponymous (kinda) cock was never shown, as opposed to the veritable parade of naked and half naked women. I was hoping to draw some kind of conclusions about television censorship from that, when they finally went ahead and showed it anyway. And when they did, it was entirely undramatic.

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WLV612 · 08-11-11 18:36:20

blissed wrote:

the tremendously explosive supermarket undermanagers from hell .
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Loved their last album. Much more edgier than than their earlier work.

Stupid question, just exactly defines a "Sex Worker" in relation to the context of this thread?
If the 9th @ 3pm is not a bit of tongue-in-cheek, (No pun intended...) what element of society will adopt the new phrase?

If it's just a replacement for old labels, well, that's the PC concept in action. However, if there's a genuine legal basis.....
This connects with a question I had about the Slut Walks and their scope and focus.
And it just occurred to me that whatever the answer, it effects my life not in the least.

Just something in the back of my mind that referring back to the Slut Walks that was conspicuous in it's absence.

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blissed · 08-11-11 20:18:36

PC means polite and considerate. Yeah the big switchover is tomorrow.

If I was a happiness consultant and used my penis I'd have to charge huge amounts of money because I could only work for 5 mins a day I wouldn't use my penis. I could then have 5 clients a day. I could totally do that job in my imagination but to be that intimate for money in real life to total strangers I'd find traumatic. I think this is where the escort thing comes in. You chat for a few houra and if you like the person you would find you'd want to make them happy and assist their orgasms or do what you could to help their sex problems. I'd prefer to be like Betty Dodson helping people achieve orgasm and help them find a lover. Also the job is way over my acceptable sexual health risk boundaries.

So to all those people like nowaysis and WLV who've been begging me to be a sex practicioner I'm gonna have to disapoint you for now. Until a good virtual USB sex toy is invented like the Jane's sex snuggie or a pair of robot hands. That kind of virtual sex would be very cool, without any money involved, just a pleasure exchange.

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WLV612 · 08-11-11 21:10:13

blissed wrote:

PC means polite and considerate. Yeah the big switchover is tomorrow.

As opposed to politically correct? Add the word "political" into any conversation and the, "Polite and Considerate" is gone like a fart in a hurricane.
Seriously. What defines, "Sex Worker"?

blissed wrote:

So to all those people like nowaysis and WLV who've been begging me to be a sex practicioner I'm gonna have to disapoint you for now. Until a good virtual USB sex toy is invented like the Jane's sex snuggie or a pair of robot hands. That kind of virtual sex would be very cool, without any money involved, just a pleasure exchange.
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I was hoping to get a job as your, "Personal Intimate Management Promoter".
I already have a floor length leather coat.....

A pleasure exchange without money. Hmmm? Nice concept. Rules out marriage, right?

blissed · 08-11-11 22:09:00

Ha ha yeah it does Well old fashioned marraige with dowery's. My advice to lovers is keep your bank accoumts totally seperate, Be seperate people who don't need each other then your together because you want to be.

A sex worker I usually think of as someone who sees clients personally, but there are people in porn who like to define themselvess as sex workers too. and there are people who give sex advice who like to think of themselves as sex workers too. At 3 pm tomorrow you can simply add sexy wonder workers to the optional titles if you like.

It's taken down to this part of my post for me to work out what a Personal Intimate Management Promoter is ha ha Yeah as long as you don't mind getting a commission similar to the bank of England base rate you've got the job. I'd pay more than that for a woman though because they can get little adds put in the windows of fabric shops and hairdressers and art galeries and promote me at Womens institute meetings.

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viva · 09-11-11 00:57:49

Can I just beg someone to please start a therapeutic sex work saloon in Mlebourne, I love paying money in exchange for services and varietal, professional sex with no risk of bro-ism or strings attached is something I definitely want. After having this conversation so many times I often forget that sex workers beyond the ripped fireman who will pull his hose for you at a bachlorette party are not commonly available to women, and when I remember that there is nothing like this out there for me yet it is very frustrating. Then again, I idealize - the reality would not be as perfect as my imagination, but still. When you're paying money, you can tailor the situation to your imagination over time without any compunctions, given a sex worker partner who is intelligent and experienced enough.

sigh. in this crazy crazy world, how come I still can't walk down the street, buy a joint at the joint-shop, buy some flowers at the flower-shop, and then stop in by the boy-shop to get roughed up a little on my way home.

Also a sex worker is either anyone who intentionally sets out to sexually arouse their clients or audience in exchange for money, or anyone who identifies as a sex worker.

blissed · 09-11-11 02:41:12

The boy shop's a great name! The closest I've come to seeing a prostitute was a fabulous Ostiopath. She was a great laugh and lovely to talk to and did this kind of stuff on me for £30 $50 AUS for 30 mins.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dK5Mcm_m … detailpage

So there is a partner who's experienced and intelligent (but would have a lot more personality and comnnection than the video guy) (Needs to be someone like my ostiopath) who if the intension was to offer sexual pleasure could. From relaxing IFM type orgasm to battle sex and wrestling, or a domination dance where you completely surrender helpless until after orgasmic bliss, if you want an orgasm. All for $80 for 30 mins If my gorgeous ostiopath experience is anything to go by that 30 mins will feel like 10 though Having a "hot girls get in for free" type discount for people who have a popular beauty would feel really tacky and insulting so everyone would have to pay exactly the same as a woman of 70 and at the Boy shop I actively employ people who sexualy admire old ladies so if anyone was ever to get a hotness related discount it would be them

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WLV612 · 09-11-11 13:49:30

viva wrote:

sigh. in this crazy crazy world, how come I still can't walk down the street, buy a joint at the joint-shop, buy some flowers at the flower-shop, and then stop in by the boy-shop to get roughed up a little on my way home.
Also a sex worker is either anyone who intentionally sets out to sexually arouse their clients or audience in exchange for money, or anyone who identifies as a sex worker.

I'm on three mood stabilizing medications and my doctor tells me I'd be much better off if I could get a steady supply of decent weed. However, I vowed never to use street drugs again and so I muddle through (Often stumble through...) with the drug companies on my back.

Thanks for defining "Sex Worker" for me.

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jane_e · 09-11-11 14:32:14

blissed wrote:

So to all those people like nowaysis and WLV who've been begging me to be a sex practicioner I'm gonna have to disapoint you for now. Until a good virtual USB sex toy is invented like the Jane's sex snuggie or a pair of robot hands. That kind of virtual sex would be very cool, without any money involved, just a pleasure exchange.

Jane and Blissed Sex Snuggie. I've given it some thought and I'm willing to share the credit. Not the money mind you. But some of the everlasting fame and glory I can part with. Nowaysis and WLV should you desire to support the R&D of the Sex Snuggie you can find all of the relevant product details in the 'whats in your toybox' thread.

As for sexy wonder workers. I like it. Not as much as I like "Personal Intimate Management Promoter". You could up that on a resume and no one would suspect owning a floor length coat was one of the job requirements.

WLV612 · 09-11-11 15:52:31

jane_e,

I'm all about R&D. No B&D please but R&D? I'm there.
There's more sex toys on the market for men and it's about time. One company uses a high class website with a combination of well presented overviews combined with, and I'm borrowing Sequioa's neat phrase, "Gonzo Sex" porn to market their product. All in all, a reasonable, sensible approach to what they offer. Also a reasonable, sensible alternative to risky sex practices. I wonder what their sales are and who makes up their primary target market?

This is a bit off topic but a true story and I am sole owner and creator of this particular version, but other's have used it as well.

I had applied for a civil service job back in '97 and you had to list all of your job history. As it was a clerical position and my CV is heavy in the construction and military fields, I entered my main employment area of experience as, "Pyro-metallurgical unification technician."

A welder.
Got the job.

blissed · 10-11-11 00:40:35

Jane money is the root of all evil and I wil be the one living in penniless happiness

WLV I love guessing pretentious job titles. Logistical product placement technician. Answer in Jane's next post

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jane_e · 10-11-11 05:42:23

Shelf stocker.

blissed · 10-11-11 12:00:33

As I predicted you got the answer, I knew anyone who enables the ubiquitous presence of fluid was bound to get that one

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WLV612 · 10-11-11 18:31:07

blissed wrote:

".....who enables the ubiquitous presence of fluid."
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Classic. And I love the word "Ubiquitous". I see it written just about everywhere.

If I can locate the piece, there's a tale (True or not?) about a southern politician who destroyed his opponent by using words in his speeches that the less educated would misconstrue.

It ran on but as an example; "My opponent's brother is often seen masticating in public!. His sister is an admitted thespian! He's been know to practice nepotism in his own family!"

The foreman of one of my jobs was the king of the malapropism and when we'd go to a client to quote a job, he'd roll out his finest and I'd just cringe. It was funny but the client would assume I was of the same ilk by association.

Good point to mention I'll be away for a while. Needs must. But I'll track the site and rejoin as soon as possible. Yes, I'm a member for all the wonderful vids but I enjoy the forum just as much. Well, almost as much. Hope everyone enjoys the days of the season that have special meaning to them and I wish you all peace.
DFW

blissed · 10-11-11 21:28:57

Thanks I'll be celebrating festivus with the rest of us as usual

Not having the average common sense I didn't think about being misconstrude, so just in case.

jane_e wrote:

I design drinking water distribution systems. http://forum.ifeelmyself.com/forum/view … 765#p85765

That's the fluid who's presence Jane ubiqitously enables.

WLV I'll miss you. Alot of thought and care goes into the site so it's nice when there are considerate thoughtful people on the forum.

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WLV612 · 11-11-11 13:21:17

blissed,

I'll be back as soon as possible. In the mean time, I hope there'll be an "Open Space III" with the stunning Persephone. Or a reissue of OS 1, just longer. A lot longer.
Decent site forums are dying off due to FB and such and this forum, like IFM has class, civility and taste. Just high quality all 'round and I can relate to the content of the forum and the site content as well.
Be good, all.

DFW

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viva · 14-11-11 01:15:13

No don't go! We'll miss you.

WLV612 · 14-11-11 23:34:55

viva wrote:

No don't go! We'll miss you.

How very nice. Won't be gone long. As you pointed out in another post, "......we like our site."
You all are the berries.

blissed · 06-10-12 11:33:47

Interesting interview with Brooke Magnanti: Prostitution was empowering

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/h … 756960.stm

I don't think she's too old or overweight BTW, she has considerable hotness that connects sexually, wether professionally or personally.

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