Wish list

carstuff1000 · 21-06-11 19:26:47

5 people I would like to see contribute on IFM.

Cameron Diaz
Lady Gaga
Scarlett Johanson
Kyle Minogue
Katie Perry

I'm sure IFM membership would grow if these contributed :-)

ashmedi2 · 21-06-11 20:28:50

carstuff1000 wrote:

5 people I would like to see contribute on IFM.
Cameron Diaz
Lady Gaga
Scarlett Johanson
Kyle Minogue
Katie Perry
I'm sure IFM membership would grow if these contributed :-)

I nominate you to make contact and sell the idea to each and every one of them ... Good luck in your new job ;-))

xxEPxx · 21-06-11 23:20:44

Oh gosh no, none of those haha.

Marion Bartoli, the french tennis player, on the other hand

xxEPxx

Xebeche · 22-06-11 00:41:09

Eh. Maybe Lady Gaga because she would probably wear some sweet ass knickers. That's it though.

viva · 22-06-11 01:46:40

gaga... *shudder*
although if anyone would jerk off in a bathtub full of meat, it'd be her. and we're not going to find anyone else for the job.

ngaio · 22-06-11 01:52:22

Frida Kahlo Zombie.

blissed · 22-06-11 02:07:58

Never heard of her. We only want A listers for the celebrity wank section.

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viva · 22-06-11 02:17:25

Nio thats a good idea but when zombies have orgasms they explode. Are you going to come clean that shit up?

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blissed · 22-06-11 03:12:44

Wow they explode!!? I take that back. Freda's got to do an IFM now. Who ever does the lighting can clean it up

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carstuff1000 · 22-06-11 07:27:27

Love the humourous answers, made me smile & cheered me up.
Googled Marion Bartoli (it's a female) lovely.
Googled Frida Khalo unusual / unique images.

ngaio · 22-06-11 09:03:36

Frida Kahlo, a famous and important artist in her time, was much more of an a-lister than any of those "meh" celebrities in my humble and not at all elitist opinion.

Viva, we'll put down plastic sheeting, it'll be fine.

blissed · 22-06-11 12:41:37

She can be A listed if she does a friends with Justine Timberlake. That's the best I can do, or even better with Donald Trump Might as well put the explosion to good use.

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blissed · 22-06-11 13:50:41

No scrub that, that would kind of amount to zombie abuse. Justine Timberlake it is then.

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Edie_Brit · 25-06-11 13:02:53

carstuff1000 wrote:

5 people I would like to see contribute on IFM.
Cameron Diaz
Lady Gaga
Scarlett Johanson
Kyle Minogue
Katie Perry
I'm sure IFM membership would grow if these contributed :-)

Really cool thread you started,

and love the list

My dream 5 would be

Jessica Alba
Sasha Grey (although I have a feeling she might I have done this before) hehe
Lady Gaga
Maria Sharapova
Kelly Kelly (not many will know this one, she is a WWE diva)

XXX

Edie_Brit

carstuff1000 · 26-06-11 08:17:57

Cheers Edie_brit. Googled Kelly Kelly (very nice), looking forward to your next contribution, hurry up ;-))

aven frey · 28-06-11 01:53:09

Proust and his rats. Mostly out of curiosity but I'm sure it'd be hot.

John Ruskin, I am certain that he masturbated and that he had the most wonderful and beautiful fantasies, so I'd like him to do a lucubration also.

Georges Battaille, just to confirm what I suspect.

That's all for now.

viva · 28-06-11 01:59:01

Serge Gainsbourg... thats some hot ugly/beautiful.

VeronicaF · 01-07-11 06:42:36

bobby wrote:

Georges Battaille, just to confirm what I suspect.

What is it you suspect dear Bobby?

TZO2K10 · 02-07-11 22:23:44

Lili Taylor....And I always had a thing for Amanda Plummer! But I also love Amy Adams, and Marisa Tomei! <--(I would gladly punch a lion in the nuts for that woman!)

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TZO2K10 · 02-07-11 22:29:45

ngaio wrote:

Frida Kahlo, a famous and important artist in her time, was much more of an a-lister than any of those "meh" celebrities in my humble and not at all elitist opinion.
Viva, we'll put down plastic sheeting, it'll be fine.

I gotta admit, she would be on par with Miss Tomei (But not enough to abuse a loin-Err, a lion over!)

Edited a loin into a lion.

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domC · 03-07-11 00:12:37

John Ruskin would just be terrified by his own pubes, c'mon, Bobby...! No one wants to see that. And maybe Bataille would be really tame?

My suggestions are more in the realm of the living - no undead wanks for me, thanks. I would love to see Tracy Matlock (http://tracimatlock.com/home.html) do something. She's an incredible photographer whose self portraits are about the most life affirming and hot things I've ever seen (http://thenoumenonrevelation.blogspot.com). She is constantly producing self-portraits and has been for years, but they never get dull and her portraits of others are beautiful. This series of photos is my favourite: http://tracimatlock.com/section/174243_Danger.html

Also, then, Ashley Maclean, who used to be Tracy's partner in crime (they had a blog on Nerve, years ago, when Nerve was still interesting and sexy). Ashley comes across as much quieter and more introverted: (http://www.artschoolvets.com/news/wp-co … olvets.JPG). I'd like to think she acts as Tracy's foil and I love seeing relationships like that and being able to witness the interplay between two people who fill each other's deficits. A video diary from either of them would be incredible.

I'm not so keen on seeing any celebrities. I sat here trying to think of anything, but no dice. More often than not, I think I'd rather celebrities kept their clothes on.

WLV612 · 31-08-11 03:03:50

viva wrote:

gaga... *shudder*
although if anyone would jerk off in a bathtub full of meat, it'd be her. and we're not going to find anyone else for the job.

I busted out laughing at that post. Nice shot!

Charlize Theron.

Allow Natalie Portman to finish.

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carstuff1000 · 31-08-11 05:58:16

Eva Green, sexiest woman on the planet.

viva · 31-08-11 07:23:36

Allow Natalie Portman to finish.

haha, hear hear! Also carstuff I second Eva Green circa The Dreamers. what a body... I think our very own Lilie looks a lot like her.

WLV612 · 31-08-11 12:24:49

If you've not already, see the film. "Cracks" with Eva Green.
She is truly wonderful. She should receive some sort of major award for her acting in the movie.
I should also mention, as a candidate for the "List" Traci Dinwiddie
Really shines in "Elena Undone. One scene could go straight to IFM.

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