Most unusual "thing" you've masturbated with.

viva · 31-05-11 01:23:22

This is definitely a publicity stunt, but flash mobs are generally planned, marketing strategy or not. The idea is that a group of people who know what is going to happen disperse themselves amongst an crowd so that when they start doing their thing it appears as if the world has gone crazy - except you, the one guy who doesn't know what's going on. In Paris there is a flash mob performance group who like to stop time - they'll go down into the metro, and on a previously arranged cue they will freeze in place. A bit of magic in an otherwise ordinary day.

Unfortunately a quick google will tell us that the Beyonce thing was indeed a corporate promotion for Trident-sponsored Beyond show. That's ok, it was still fun for the casual bystanders and those chicks still look good.

blissed · 31-05-11 03:31:52

I think I'd have joined in.

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blissed · 31-05-11 18:17:37

Hope everyone can see the video http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-13598894

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troyforyou · 31-05-11 18:48:20

My favorite flash mob remains http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXh7JR9oKVE
Never fails to move me!

blissed · 01-06-11 00:59:38

They're good areen't they.

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finkomania · 08-06-11 09:56:57

TENGA flip hole (check google)! a very cool thing!!!

carstuff1000 · 08-06-11 19:48:32

Checked TENGA FLIP HOLE on google. Appears realistic in a tactile way :-) This forum opens your eyes as well as your flies :-)

blissed · 08-06-11 20:52:14

carstuff1000 wrote:

This forum opens your eyes as well as your flies :-)

Carstuff that's disrespectful and abusive in both the mental imagery it creates and in it's assumption of intimacy. Would you say that to someone you've never met before. or even someone you'd just met who appeared to be attracted to you. Wouldn't it disregard them as a person and instantly turn them off you, it would. If you meet someone online or otherwise and they like you and then they want you to be abusive because it turns them on that's different it's consensual, they want you in that close intimate space, But here your anonymous and people are sharing a single intimate act on film, not all their life intimacy with you. I've shown you respect here. So show some respect for the contributors, the forum and Richard who has better things to do than constantly edit your stuff. Do that yourself by having some common basic respect.

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blissed · 08-06-11 21:12:09

finkomania wrote:

TENGA flip hole (check google)! a very cool thing!!!

Googled a video and it looks like it could be quite a good adjustable training device for fucking skills if the penetrative part didn't appear to have some hard plastic. If all that area was soft it's probably worth a try. Our own hands are too much under our own control and too much part of our own body image and a device that creates some tactile distance is quite good. I use to think these things were quite sad but it was me that was sad and erotiphobic, Now I think acquiring and maintaining sexual skills on your own with all kinds of experimentation and having some great fun while doing it is to someones credit.

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carstuff1000 · 08-06-11 22:45:19

Apologies, if I offended anyone at IFM or others. It was not my intention to do so :-( I was intending to inject humour and ryme into my post. Thank you for correcting me. In future I will be more polite. I never intentionally meant to hurt anyones feelings. It may be my odd sense of humour which does not translate from real life to the written word. I often say things with a smile, so people know I am only joking, but in the written word the smile cannot be seen. Once again apologies :-((

blissed · 09-06-11 00:41:39

In person and even on facebook people can see you and know who you are but here your anonymous with just a bit of text and it's published so the whole world can read it and it's published in association with videos of people sharing very intimate moments and those people can read your comments and comment on them too. Thanks for being positive. You seem like a nice guy with your heart in the right place and I value that most in people, and stop lookinhg at me with those big puppy eyes

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viva · 09-06-11 01:12:35

carstuff1000 wrote:

This forum opens your eyes as well as your flies :-)

I had a giggle, don't find this offensive personally.

blissed · 09-06-11 01:34:48

carstuff whatever anyone thinks about that single comment, the general advice I gave you so you can enjoy posting without being deleted or edited is still sound.

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blissed · 10-06-11 03:00:37

Hey sorry carstuff, don't listen to me, email Viva or bobby or hyperballad from the link under their names and ask them how your doing, I don't contribute and they do.

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finkomania · 10-06-11 09:51:50

back to the topic: tenga flip hole is very cool. AND it is very realistic! really feels like ur "in" a woman, when u use it!

carstuff1000 · 15-06-11 21:36:17

Only nice people apologise thank you blissed and others for putting up with me :-)

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