#1 30-05-11 09:07:48

carstuff1000

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Female deodorants :-))

Isn't it strange, how a lot of womens deodorants, are phallic shaped.  Why do you think that is?

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richard

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Re: Female deodorants :-))

We're way ahead of you.  See Angela, "Market Research".  By the way I took the liberty of editing your post to make it more readable.

domC

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Re: Female deodorants :-))

Ah, lady deodorant: the poor girl's sex-toy...

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carstuff1000

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Re: Female deodorants :-))

Just watched Angela and her Market Research 1,2 and 3 :-)) It's a great, honest, sincere, humourous & erotic, contribution, from a really nice & open lady :-)

  It proves that by joining the Forum discussion, you get to see some wonderful ladies you may otherwise have missed :-)

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viva

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Re: Female deodorants :-))

Ahaha I have a memory of using a moisturizer bottle, and trying to tell someone on the internet about it, but I was too young to know how to spell moisturizer - I kept spelling "mousetorizer". Am I over-sharing yet?

domC

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Re: Female deodorants :-))

Viva - I think you and I are around the same age and were just starting to get curious about sex around the same time the internet started to become a "thing".  For what it's worth, I distinctly remember having this hilarious online relationship with a guy around the time I was twelve, thirteen? - where I kept spelling "secret" as "secrete", all while I thought I was quite the young sophisticate and was, quite possibly, wooing some middle-aged predator type or something....

(Bonus points on the embarrassment factor: all of this happened on an online MUSH where everyone pretended to be dragons...)

Awkward solidarity ahoy!

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viva

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Re: Female deodorants :-))

Dom, here are some more, too more, even more awkward tidbits.

Same age huh? Remember Palace chat by any chance? Now that was bizarre. Caught between my desire to play with paper dolls and my desire to charm boys into telling me to suck their cocks, Palace chat called out to me with its many awkwardly empty rooms full of discarded cyber clothing and rude 16 year olds. Still, text balloons and avatars never made for good cyber. I learned that again when, curious about the hype, I tried out Second Life. I dressed myself like a cross between a princess and a hooker and went to wherever the BDSM was. Trust me, real life is cooler.

I also remember being 11 yrs old and thinking I was so cool, telling people online I was 14 and I had curly hair and that I could talk to horses.

And, I am really glad I can't remember the texts I used to use to describe my elaborately named characters in MUSHs and MMORPGs because, thats even beyond embarrassing, I promise.

I read about a guy recently who scams pedos in chat rooms for cash. He's got a paypal set up and some webcam video loops of young girls typing. He asks them what they want him to do and then gets them to put money in his paypal - always small amounts up to $50 - and then blocks them on the messenger. They're all so freaked out to get in trouble that they never make a paypal claim.

Without thinking too deeply into the ethics of this situation, I had a good giggle.

carstuff1000

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Re: Female deodorants :-))

There is now a trend, where as deodorants & fragrances are unisex ! For example CK one & CK Be / Acqua Di Parma. What do you think of that ;-))  Mental images are allowed ? !

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domC

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Re: Female deodorants :-))

Viva, did you ever use those paperdoll programs like KiSS?  Some of my first smut came from downloading dolls for that.  And Palace Chat, yes - too many hours of formative years spent in there pretending to be older, cooler and mostly coming across as painfully young and inept (two things I definitely was). 

And I have enough problems hearing about shows like To Catch a Predator, though I think being a bit cheeky about it and making some dosh can't be all bad.

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viva

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Re: Female deodorants :-))

OMG MEMORIES. Some of those KiSS programs weren't dolls at all. I had one that was a really sexy hentai anime girl, and you had to click furiously at her erroneous zones in a certain order to get her clothes off and make her move and moan and stuff, and when she came she totally squirted!

I forgot about all that...

I think that my first real smut was, unfortunately, "Firefly" a book by an old-fashioned misogynistic author which I favored before I knew about any of that. I found it in a bin at a garage sale, the author typically wrote very fluffy fantasy novels and light sci-fi, and I had read almost all his books. Little did I know... the book featured, among other strange things,  a (very) little girl who seduced her poor, helpless older neighbor. Her name was Nymph. Before I crossed the line into adulthood and learned that children cannot be sexualised, I identified with Nymph and loved this book, I read it 3 times in a row. This book and the often violent and complicated sex world of Stephen King novels were all I had until I got a computer. I remember asking my mom for sex books at maybe 9 years old - "Not books to learn about sex, books with sex in them." My mom suggested romance novels. I knew instinctively this was not the kind of sex I wanted, got really embarrassed, and never asked her for sex books again.