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carstuff1000

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Most unusual "thing" you've masturbated with.

There is a thread running in this forum called, THE MOST UNUSUAL "PLACE" YOU HAVE MASTURBATED. But what is the most unusual "thing" you have masterbated with ? This question requires honesty, sincerity and bravery to answer .

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TZO2K10

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Re: Most unusual "thing" you've masturbated with.

An electric toothbrush..Without the bristle side....And I'm a guy! But it didn't work as well as I thought, and I was also too young to care!

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Re: Most unusual "thing" you've masturbated with.

Deodorant bottle.

Pestle from a mortar and pestle.

They're probably the top 2.

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carstuff1000

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Re: Most unusual "thing" you've masturbated with.

A vacuume cleaner suction hose.

An orange with the centre cut out.

A DIY electric sander wrapped in a towel.

A Space Hopper

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Re: Most unusual "thing" you've masturbated with.

hmm, what is a space hopper?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgRHWw_RRMI

I have heard some nasty stories too about a vacuum cleaner that had fan blades up  in the suction hose When engineers design anything they should have to test it to make sure it's safely shaggable.

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Ooh I like this! just a click away from the space hoppers http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgguEZCE … ature=fvwp

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Wow blissed that is amazing! I love how all those unassuming girls have rockin' bods hiding under those oh-so-english jackets. Oh you naughty english jackets.

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Did anyone else keep looking at the tall woman in the foreground with the red hair? she's gorgeous!!

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carstuff1000

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Do u think that IFM could organise a Flash Mob orgasm somewhere ? ? ?  :-))

[I got the idea from blissed's 2nd utube post]

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Edie_Brit

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Cool topic, I actually answer this in my confessions on BA.

It was a small stuffed toy that vibrated when you pushed its tummy, when I was 14 they came with a happy meal from Maccas, so a girl friend & I went home sat on the couch & started rubbing them on our pussy felt so good we just kept doing it until we came.

XXX

Edie

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Cool.  There are two such videos here that I love:  bearit and methodology.  What was the third with the purple animal?  I may have to dig it up.

Your posts always liven up these forums Edie.  Thanks!

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Re: Most unusual "thing" you've masturbated with.

Cool.  There are two such videos here that I love:  bearit and methodology.  What was the third with the purple animal?  I may have to dig it up.

Your posts always liven up these forums Edie.  Thanks!

My pleasure

thank you xxx

Dannei

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Re: Most unusual "thing" you've masturbated with.

Cool.  There are two such videos here that I love:  bearit and methodology.  What was the third with the purple animal?  I may have to dig it up.

Your posts always liven up these forums Edie.  Thanks!

Saddleup? Not quite my thing but the thumbnail had me interested enough to download it!

carstuff1000

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Enjoyed all 3 videos, saddle up was my bested :-))

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carstuff1000

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Re: Most unusual "thing" you've masturbated with.

Going back 2 post title : olive oil "extra virgin" :-))

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Xebeche

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Re: Most unusual "thing" you've masturbated with.

A small marmot.

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Re: Most unusual "thing" you've masturbated with.

Xebeche, that's disgusting!!
You can't call a marmot a "thing." I'm calling the SPCA on you. You're gonna have to marry the little guy and take care of him in the style to which he's become accustomed.

Xebeche

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Hrmm.  I was more enjoying the sound of the word than the image of masturbatory glee with rodentia.  I blame Lebowski.

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Re: Most unusual "thing" you've masturbated with.

A small marmot is a smarmot.

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Re: Most unusual "thing" you've masturbated with.

Hollowed out cucumber....

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TZO2K10

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Did anyone else keep looking at the tall woman in the foreground with the red hair? she's gorgeous!!

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Nerdy girl+red-hair=massive coronary for me! ;^)

Ooh I like this! just a click away from the space hoppers http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgguEZCE … ature=fvwp

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Only in Europe! If they were to try that in the states there would be mass arrests, and scores of lawsuits, not to mention public outcry and new laws...Ain't it great to be free? (>_>)

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richard

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Re: Most unusual "thing" you've masturbated with.

Ya see that isn't a flash mob.  It's a stunt.  Flash mobs are supposed to be spontaneous collections of random people; this group have all been supplied with costumes (all identical, even the shoes), well rehearsed etc.  Was this made around the time the song was released?  I suspect so.  Caught randomly on camera?  To the extent they happened to have a camera on Apollo 11, yes.

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Now you gone and made me watch it again. Thanks

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Xebeche

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Re: Most unusual "thing" you've masturbated with.

Ya see that isn't a flash mob.  It's a stunt.  Flash mobs are supposed to be spontaneous collections of random people; this group have all been supplied with costumes (all identical, even the shoes), well rehearsed etc.  Was this made around the time the song was released?  I suspect so.  Caught randomly on camera?  To the extent they happened to have a camera on Apollo 11, yes.

You're not a big "conspiracy" theory fan, are you.

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