Most unusual place you've masturbated.

wren · 24-05-10 04:13:03

On a train, I couldn't help myself, it was a 3 hour trip!

Lexx79 · 28-05-10 16:24:16

Hmmm, interesting thread... This is my first post to this forum and I'm not a native speaker, so please bear with me

I think the most unusual place I ever masturbated was outside a shower stall in an Edinburgh backpacker's while a youg couple actually had very passionate and noisy sex inside the stall. I just wanted to go for a wee in the restroom next door when I heard the girl moaning inside the shower... I was rock-hard immediately and started wanking at same pace the guy was banging her just some inches away behind that wooden door... I came rather quickly and luckily no one caught me wanking outside the shower stall

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viva · 28-05-10 17:24:26

lexx- thats hot.

its really funny that you excuse your english before telling your story as i could not find a single mistake, which is more than i can say for most of my paragraphs.

Lexx79 · 28-05-10 17:44:39

*blush* thx, I try my best

I was hot indeed! Even more so because I met that couple some time later in the common room. Well, I believe it was them... judging by the sound of their voices.

tommmmm · 30-07-10 21:45:32

I'm not sure mine beats anyone else's here, but I managed it once on the underground between Wimbledon and Wimbledon Park. Quick - bam - done!
It was a very very empty train, mind - with nobody in my carriage or the ones either side.
Apart from that it's just various workplace bathrooms.

writeousness · 31-07-10 02:48:49

I've done it many places that others mentioned (showers, lakes, cars, office, train) and some no one has.

An observatory (being there late at night taking very long exposure pictures of the sky), in one of several big comfy chairs in front of a window at a university library (it was winter, my heavy winter coat over me, I pretended to be dozing), at a non-private studio with a masturbation mate I met online, in the basement of a straight couple I met online while I watched them have sex and they watched me masturbate.

I'd like to try it on public transit, but like a lot of women (no, not all), I take a while to build up to orgasm. I'd have to be on one very long ride (on a very empty bus).

otherness · 01-08-10 03:36:29

When I was about 15 my older sister too me to the drive-in. It was cold and I had a blanket. While she was at the snack bar...

Socrates505 · 13-08-10 00:20:01

In the car on a road trip at sunset. In an empty plane at my seat. I think I have actually walked in on more people than I have actually tried these feats myself.

tommmmm · 14-08-10 19:08:04

Oh, just remembered another one! At my manager's desk while the workplace was completely empty. Completely!
I think I just did it because I could.

Lestat01 · 15-08-10 04:09:14

No doubt, when I was younger and in school, on a bus going home from my school. There was a girl across from me who was very cute and she had on hose and had let her heels slip off her feet. I had and have a very big fetish for women's feet, the way they look, and I became insanely horny. I pressed and rubbed as casually as I could through my jeans and boom, huge, huge orgasm. And interestingly, a week or so later I saw a girl get herself off on a bus from squeezing her thighs together. Gawd it was nice to be young. Lol.

finkomania · 06-09-10 12:02:05

laat saturday in the office ( no one else was here), watching a clip from chica... mmh

marlonsteele · 16-09-10 19:45:09

Mine is not very exciting, but behind my aunt's desk while looking at hyperballad make herself cum

TZO2K10 · 11-10-10 20:41:55

In a halfway-house for delinquent juveniles, we had 4-to-a-room separating the "Boys-from-the-Girls" and on one particular night a staff member was telling night-time stories in our room of which I couldn't have cared less, because at the age of 14 that was the time when I first discovered masturbation and I thought it was perfectly natural that A) Guys did it and B) I was trying to be "Cool" as I was "being just one of the guys."

Back to the story, this had been the 1rst time I ever masturbated in my entire life, so I really didn't care 'cause NOTHING is better than the first time! So here I was underneath the covers wailin' away at my new-found manhood, when all of a sudden the storyteller stopped his tale (Of which I was oblivious) and the next thing I know from under the blanket I saw that a bright light where his flashlight was trained on me causing everyone to stop and stare in complete bewildered awe..

I had been busted!

I wasn't embarrassed too much, (I thought it was hilarious, and guffawed loudly as I thought such behavior was normal) because later on I discovered that it was common practice for these guys to tell erotic tales for sexual release in that environment, and more importantly wasn't ridiculed for it from the others.

For you see, it was a co-ed group home with severe penalties for fraternizing with others of the opposite sex..And I admit there were more than a few girls that I thought were hot..Plus I was 14 in the throes of puberty's dawn!

So there..I win! (^_^)

WOW! I have NEVER told that story to ANYONE in 29 years!
There's something to be said on the relative anonymity of the internet! ;^)

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Arcticnick · 29-11-10 05:41:32

Hiya folks,

This is my first post here, on IFM.

I have to say that this is the website I instinctively knew was out there somewhere but could never find, until now. I love the creative sensitivity and the great care that you all put into developing IFM. My virtual life is now more or less complete and I look forward to being a frequent contributor here.

When I was at boarding school my best friend and I were given a stack of Penthouse and Playboy magazines by the doorman of the night club that his Dad owned.

I would pop to the toilets, at school every opportunity that I could, which was usually at least three times a day, anxiously slipping my favourite magazine down the front of my trousers, buttoning up my blazer over the top of it and rushing to the loos before the next class.

Over the years I developed an eroticism associated with toilets and occasionally love to masturbate vigorously there when I have an opportunity. Whilst I do have a preference for white tiled, sparkly clean, loos, I also find the less clean and more fragrant ones can be a tremendous turn on too. I guess, over the years I associate the smell with (self) sex and being in a high state of arousal.

Also...
At school,
Friends and I would take porn mags into the woods and split up and go off separately to do our business.

Also...
At school...
Doing my homework. I was caught by a senior boy who went and told all his class mates (including my older brother! Thanks Jeff, sorry Mike!!) Talk about a red...face.

Also...
Last week, in my back yard, at night, during a torrential, monsoon rain storm.

There is a low wall providing just the right amount of cover, and although the yard is overlooked, potentially, by various neighbours, there is one exact spot where I can be totally unobserved. I only cracked one off so far but the excitement and the electric thrill was fantastic and am debating filming a little private session, sometime.

I must admit to watching one or two of your ladies here, wet themselves whilst masturbating for us on camera and it looks so hot that I think it would feel great to do the same and also develop into a steamy wank. It should be easier to clean up, outside, too.

Also...
Toilets on airplanes.

Also...
The forest in the Arctic wilderness sitting on the ground, crouching down and leaning against a tree.

Also...
My girlfriend's truck. I drove to the city to by us some toys. On my way home I couldn't help myself stop in a lay-by at the side of the road, to look more closely at the stuff I had purchased. As I anticipated my return to my GF, imagining how we would put it to use I just couldn't help get my red hot cock out of my jeans and started jerking off desperately. I glanced up and noticed a stall owner across the street taking an interest in me, so quickly drove off before I could complete the task. I had been so anxious to cum that I rather bruised myself. I did tell her what really transpired but this led my girlfriend to be rather suspicious of my activities whilst I had been away.

Also...
A young and rather wild friend insisted I masturbate for her in her little sister's (otherwise empty) bright pink bedroom. I have often wondered what she was really thinking but came to eventually realise that when she occasionally stayed at her parents home her sister slept in the living room whilst she slept in her bedroom.

Also...
Give me a little time and I will use my fertile imagination and add those experiences to this thread.

Keep posted...

PS. Sorry if this post is a bit rambling.

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artist_kitkat · 24-02-11 03:34:56

In a forest near convent ruins in Germany, leaning against a tree, I nearly got busted by a young family walking on the path.. 8 years old looking at porn on a family friend's boat, in the head.. a public toilet random roadside in South Australia, one of my most urgent needs ever.. at Feck in the staff toilet.. under my desk during my lunchbreak, also in Feckland ... on a hill looking out over the town.. on a train (in my seat).. under a bridge.. in our van in a drive through laundromat.. in a dorm at a vipassana meditation retreat (I had to!).
Sex has probably been more adventurous - in a church, under a bridge, in a stable, in numerous fields, on the beach in a full moon with others walking by, behind scaffolding of a building in a busy mall at lunch time, in a multitude of beautiful locations in NZ with the curtains open in our van, in a churchyard in broad daylight while the bells rang, same churchyard with another person doing it doggy style also in daylight, the toilets in an aeroplane, parent's in law's kitchen (think last tango in paris), on the stairs in said house, against an apple tree in a corn field, and I'm sure there's more, oh yes, against a working washing machine (highly recommended - oh, I masturbated that way as a 14 year old).. I'll keep you posted, there's bound to be more in both categories.

@ Dandy - that is fantastic. I've heard of sex/orgasms being used to induce labour, but doing it during makes perfect sense. Stronger contractions and I am sure a certain amount of pain relief, not to mention just a nice connection between everything. I am putting that on my list of preparations for babies! Thanks! Probably beats punching someone in the face too..

Edie_Brit · 14-04-11 05:17:40

Cool topic ngaio,

Masturbating I have two I can think of at this time, 1st would have to be at work when I was a day care teacher, I was really horny so I went to the toilet and relieved myself as I came another girl at work knocked on the door & asked if I was ok, very naughty!

The 2nd would be when I was at school I was about 15 it was in photography class, the teacher was really hot so when I had to go into the dark room to develop some pics I masturbated while thinking of him.

Sex- well could be here a while with this one so will keep it brief, at the beach many times, at school in the same dark room with a boy from class, at school with the sports teacher when I was 16 in his car at lunch time, in a park many times, in a baby change room at a shopping centre, up against a plane at an airfield, in a pool, on a verandah with my 35yr old neighbour when I was 16, sitting on a partner while he was driving on the highway

xxx

Edie_Brit

carstuff1000 · 30-04-11 00:26:13

In the sea, near the beach, in Spain, whilst clinging onto a lilo, I pulled my shorts down, and had a great wank, water is a great lubricant. Stopped me getting an erection whilst walking around the beach area later.

T0ttenham · 01-05-11 13:51:47

On the M5 - Driving in the outside lane

carstuff1000 · 01-05-11 20:07:15

TOttenham, how fast were u going ;-)), how did u manage to drive in a straight line, especially when u arrived at your destinaion ;-) Back to myself, in the attic, with an electric sander, the small DIY type, against my penis, the vibration gives a great orgasm.

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