Most unusual place you've masturbated.

finkomania · 09-02-10 20:05:19

anyone in public transport like buses or trains? i'm always thinking of this, but till now, i didnt get to do it there (sorry for my bad english, but english isnt my mother-language)

chebab · 10-02-10 13:17:38

Don't know about deliberately spanking on public transport but I have enjoyed the bumpy ride of a train or two! Add that to wanking while on the job in a security control room and a boring plane ride with a noisy vibrator that was thankfully droned out by the engine noise! But I am reminded of an occasion like Hyperballed mentioned recently where I was driving and had an orgasm. It hadn't been on purpose but when the seams of my leather pants started riding my button I couldn't help but continue driving until the job was done! Unsafe I know!

finkomania · 12-02-10 17:25:58

and in which place do you do it most?

finkomania · 12-02-10 17:28:38

i do it most often in shower ...

chebab · 15-02-10 04:35:42

Due to water restrictions... The shower isn't an option for me.
So boringly it's been on the couch or in bed at the moment... Hmm, i think i need to get out more!

klavier · 15-02-10 21:14:01

blissed wrote:

Ha ha I don't know if when ejaculate hits the water it the attracts the fish or not but if you do get caught that would be your best excuse
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A friend of mine masturbated and ejaculated whilst diving. Not only is the sight of an ejaculation under water really interesting and quite beautiful, but apparently the fish were crazy about the semen and polished it off in no time!

finkomania · 16-02-10 09:30:40

@ klavier: did you see your friend doing it? i'm wondering about: did he open his diving-suit to masturbate?

finkomania · 16-02-10 09:36:12

and another new place i masturbated: during my skiing-holiday on a chair-lift (sorry, i dont know the exact word). the ride with the chair-lift lasted about 15 mins. each time. it was pretty difficult to manage it "through" the ski-suit and all the clothes below. but then i "rubbed" on the skisuit and after a few rides, i accomplished (on the last ride of the day.)

klavier · 16-02-10 15:29:18

I didn't see it. Good question about the diving suit. Perhaps he was snorkeling. I doubt if he would have masturbated with other people around and you're not allowed to dive by yourself, at least at his level of aptitude.

Danny252 · 01-04-10 03:35:38

Wow, bringing back some memories of a slightly more adventurous younger self...

I've managed on a train before, numerous ones out in the forest/fields around my house (at night as well as day - bloody cold though...), college toilets, by a lake, on the beach, plus probably a few more where I tried but almost got caught/run out of time!

jefferys1962 · 01-04-10 16:21:44

At work in the bathroom and at my desk. Had a job once where I had my own office and as luck would have it, I had a bad cough that year. People asked me to keep my door close as they didn't want to get sick. Gave me tons of opportunity. Lost a job once for doing it in the bathroom. Got caught . . . although they didn't confront me, they just let me go. In a lake, in the car . . . ok that one is worth telling the story.

I'm a photographer/videographer, and in '99 I think it was, I had just finished a video shoot with a particularly hot couple. I was so turned on I HAD to masturbate on the way home. It was late, probably 1am or so and no one else on the road. I'm driving along on the freeway and when I came it was beyond explosive. I sprayed the windshield, the dashboard, the instrument panel, all over the steering wheel, the drivers window, the passenger window, and everywhere in between. This definitely ranked as one of my strongest orgasms ever. Thank God it was late at night and the highway was clear. I was definitely drifting between lanes.

I posted some stills from that shoot at my website (linked in my profile) If you don't see the "Andi & Jason" images on the home page, check out the "Images" page. All the pictures of the day are archived there.

Jeffery

stovbin · 02-04-10 04:27:55

This is gonna seem dumb to you guys, but the absolute weirdest place I ever helped myself was in my grandma's apartment in Moscow in my uncle's room (only comp in the house), while he was sleeping. I kinda ninja masturbated mostly by manipulating the glans penis and went off into my undies, which I promptly washed and threw in the laundry lol. They were good orgasms too, since I usually average about two or so a day, and when I'm away from home, that drops to one if even that, since this is the only place I have access to my porn. :-p

PS. it's interesting how far I've come. When I was 8, til about age 14 or so, all I could really do to get off was lie on my side and pump my thighs. I didn't actually learn to stroke it til I tried it sitting up looking at some female wrestling when I was 14. I was actually in class with a friend once when I was 12 and he was telling some story about a movie (I think it was "There's something about Mary") and he made the stroking motion to represent masturbation, and I was completely under the impression that he was representing the action of clobbering one's junk repeatedly with the bottom of one's fist. LOL

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finkomania · 09-04-10 22:16:06

interesting stories. any more?

dmauro · 11-04-10 01:10:09

i was in high school and i got a detention in my english lit class. 5 minutes in the teacher says she has to go to a meeting and will be back in 15-20 minutes. so i sat down at her desk, and spread my homework out in front of me (so it would look like i was doing work) and started to masturbate thinking about her (she was kinda hot). i finished and had a hand full of cum so i wiped it under her desk then pulled up my pants, picked up my books and went back to my desk. she came in maybe 2 minutes later and told me to go home. super hot as i was in a public place with the door open and all, and the teacher could have walked in on me at any moment.

after that nothing really compares...

sirius9000 · 13-04-10 18:44:27

When I was 14-15 I often went to an outdoor pool. Very often I got horny (at that time it was 'watch but not touch' time with the girls ;.) and searched for a bench a little bit away from the crowd behind some bushes and wanked there with a towel on my knees, book in one hand pretending reading. The thrill was the possibility of getting caught, what happened one day, after that I never did it again there.

But still today I like wanking in public places, for a long time I had a partner with similar interests. We sometimes had real 'competitions' about the weirdest places, I must admit she won most of the time, afterwards we often had sex in the same places and it was always fantastic.

jasmin · 14-04-10 11:38:04

The weirdest places..... at a quiet beach when i'm going for a relaxing walk on my own, or at work in the toilets on particularly stressful days (or days where a customer or workmate triggers my imagination) .... as for the places i do it most, that would be in bed or the shower - boring!! My FAVOURITE time and place to masturbate is with my lover, playing with myself while they.....

artist_dandy · 23-04-10 03:45:49

i wanked while i was in labor.

nihpuad · 02-05-10 04:36:20

artist_dandy wrote:

i wanked while i was in labor.

Not just pregnant, you mean, but actually during labor? I'm impressed.

moldenke · 02-05-10 06:31:00

My most unusual place is not really all that unusual. I was camping with my family and didn't often have the chance to do this very necessary activity... So I became very, very needy for it, and every girl I saw made me crazy.

So, I went down to the beach in the middle of the night, lay against the dune, and did what I needed to do. Not weird at all, really. It was quite nice. And then when I was done, the clean-up was awfully easy: cover my cum with sand and rinse my hands off in the lake.

ngaio · 03-05-10 01:06:04

Dandy, that is AWESOME.

Silkworm · 13-05-10 01:09:02

In class looking up the French teachers skirt (well she was only three years older than us). Bus, bike, train, car, in the loo at work, in the kitchen at work.
The one that really stands out was in the hairdressers!
Pat was a really hot married lady who always pressed into me when she cut my hair. One day she pressed her pussy right against my (deliberately placed) elbow. I made sure both elbows were in position as she moved each side.
She was getting very flustered and I was rock hard under the gown. I asked for a tissue to "blow my nose" Pat gave me a huge handful and resumed her position on my elbow, the one I was wanking with. I don't think I have ever cum so hard and productively, it was everywhere. Pat excused herself, I was sure she'd gone for a wank too. When she came back she pretended to offer me some her hair gel, saying it was odourless, she pushed her fingers under my nose, there was only one thing her fingers smelt of - pussy.
I met her in the pub a couple of days later and she confessed she'd had a wank in the loo. She would never let me shag her.
I still wank over the memory now.

finkomania · 20-05-10 20:01:52

dandy: sorry, perhaps i dont understand: which "labor" do you mean?

aven frey · 21-05-10 04:32:56

Giving birth Finkomania.

viva · 21-05-10 08:42:26

ahhh dandy i love you! i have been fascinated by orgasmic birth since a friend of mine did it in Peru, i think it is a brilliant way to bring a child into the world, in pleasure and joyful intensity.. has anyone seen the documentary? any web search invariably comes back to it.

i have always had a thing for risky orgasms and so i have a laundry list of weird places, trains and busses are popular ones for me, i have had orgasms in the back of cars i was hitchhiking, outside my roommates door while he was home with the door closed(i was in love with him), in math class, in other boring classes, under the bleachers (so cliche, so hot), at the library, etc etc...

but one of my most memorable was when i was visiting a friends new york apartment that was high high high at the top of a very tall building. i left very late at night and it took awhile to get to the bottom, and i was turned on as we had been looking at some crazy porn she had collected, so i made the elevator go to the very top, crouched down in the corner with my skirt up, and started wankin' away... then someone hit the lobby button ...!!!! and called the elevator down. as i binged past each floor i got closer and closer... a kind of a race... i was really excited... as i got to floor 10 i was just about there... and i actually came just as the elevator settled at ground level just before it binged and opened with some unsuspecting soul on the other side... i stood up and came practically at the same time so i was shaking really hard as the doors opened, i sort of wobbled out past the businessman who had calld the elevator, all breathy and probably fairly obvious since i barely got my skirt down as the door opened. it was awesomely intense. im sure it smelled like me in the elevator... i hope he had a good ride to his apartment
~v

UpNorth79 · 24-05-10 03:19:51

I suppose the most unusual place for me would be the driver's seat of a tank. Well, not really a tank, a self-propelled howitzer.

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