Most unusual place you've masturbated.

sensuality007 · 21-07-09 08:48:43

steveg, i was lauthing reading your post as i had veey similar experience perhaps 4 years ago, unfortunately the nurse didnt felt shy at all! she came in the room by surprise, she mentionned nothing about what she undersrood was happening but asked me several unnecessary questions about the day after meal (which i had already answerd earlier by the way..) and moved some things in the room as i was still undere a sheet (by chance for that!) trying to hide as i could my hardness!!! (which was quite difficult of course). then she came in again 15 minutes later for just checking the room (at night!!) as if she mistakes but her message on her proud face was clearly not inviting to start again Larf!! I've still finished my job later on when all was more quite )

blissed · 21-07-09 10:27:24

Ha ha I think something like that probably must have happened to nearly every nurse or carer.

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BelgianDude · 21-07-09 22:29:14

blissed wrote:

Ha ha I think something like that probably must have happened to nearly every nurse or carer.
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Both my sister and my brother's wife are nurses and those two can tell you some stories

I almost got caught one day while fishing by a small, hidden stream in the forest here. I heard a ristling and a snap of a twig, and I was just fast enough to pull up my trousers for the parkofficer, who came to check my permit... Haven't caught any fish that day, though

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blissed · 21-07-09 22:38:38

Ha ha I don't know if when ejaculate hits the water it the attracts the fish or not but if you do get caught that would be your best excuse

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ngaio · 22-07-09 01:31:32

Yep my Mum was a nurse when she was younger and oh would they gossip about what they say the patients do...

mikey69 · 24-07-09 22:53:30

I have masturbated in a lot of places. At work in the bathroom. At work when nobody else was there, late at night. In the shower at my fraternity (back when i was younger). In my car behind the adult theater. In the car while my girlfriend drove down a busy highway--during the day.

steelsteve54 · 25-07-09 03:47:28

While driving a tractor cultivating corn. 10 hours on a tractor can get pretty boring.

blissed · 25-07-09 09:36:32

Ha ha how many orgasms is that to the acre

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SUNNY · 01-08-09 01:19:51

danygirl65:

I hope you paid for your ticket on the bus first .....:)

smokey1200 · 11-08-09 17:37:03

in the toilet of a bus coach when i was 12, got a few stares when i walked out. i guess i've done the main forms of transport bus, train, plane and car.

haven't had a wank on a bike yet... push or motor.

sa2008 · 13-08-09 03:18:07

I masturbated while swimming in a lake once, off of a semi-private sort of beach. There were people around, but a few hundred meters away. At first, I just had the urge to skinny-dip, and then I ended up with my shorts in my left hand and my cock in my right hand. The next thing I knew, I was exploding into the cold water. It sounds like totally cheesy new-age bullshit, but I really had this feeling like I was melting into the water and I was one with nature and all that crap...

I also used to travel for my job a lot, and I would get bored on rather long drives down certain stretches of highway. Speeding while wanking was always quite thrilling.

Srinsc99 · 02-12-09 11:47:52

ngaio wrote:

gala wrote:
That's a hot story, ngaio, impressive for the 'you' that I know! Cool that your partner kinda gave you permission to even have the experience as well.
Oh he was downright encouraging me! We had a lot of fun when we got home, too. We were on a high where we felt, for that day, that we were the hottest, sexiest people on the planet! It was a good day.

Sounds like fodder for a contribution:)

pinkpanties2 · 02-12-09 15:08:29

For me it was in the dressing room at my favorite department store.The place was sooo crowded but I was able to finally get a stall. I was trying on some skirts and turned to look at myself in the mirror. There was about a foot of space between the floor and the partition walls, so it was kinda noisy. Then saw that the lady in the stall next to me was slipping off a pair of pants to try another. For some reason I got terribly aroused and started masturbating quite vigorously.I quickly had a tremendous orgasm and cried out ( as I usually do)...then caught myself.It was intense ! I waited a few extra moments before leaving...I had this dreamy smile while waiting in line and was especially nice to the sales clerk ...

blissed · 02-12-09 21:39:03

I presume you cried out in a high voice not a low one

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ngaio · 14-12-09 07:47:20

Ahhh I love these stories. I am so incredibly nosey about everything, though, it's very hard for me to get to a point where I'm crying out "TOO MUCH INFORMATION!"... unless my parents are involved. Brrrr.

finkomania · 05-01-10 19:44:40

how many of you do it in the office (office-toilet)? i will be honest, i do it often there )

hyperballad · 06-01-10 00:19:52

Never. Never ever ever ever.

finkomania · 08-01-10 22:48:47

no one? really no one?

theant · 09-01-10 01:26:48

Yes. Me. Not often, but I have done.

blissed · 09-01-10 02:39:13

Guilty *Raises hand*

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finkomania · 10-01-10 00:27:21

any more ) ?

Flightcrew737 · 10-01-10 14:10:11

On the flightdeck of a parked 737/400 at Cairns airfield with a femal co-pilot. One of those situations that just happened. We were rostad for a flight to Sydney and had to get the aircraft from maintenance. There was only us on board and the first officer was new to the job. We boarded, locked the doors and just walked through the aircraft to check no one on board. (Really bad news to wake a sleeping technician!) As we walked to the flight deck Anna just said..."Hmm. Private. Good place for a wank." I blushed, I'm embarassed to say. But had the presence of mind to say, well, if you want to, go for it. We got to our seats on the flightdeck and the next thing I knew she had her hand up her skirt. I didnt think she would really go through with it, but watching her, well, I had to join in. So we had a delightful little joint cum before startup, taxy, boarding, pre-flight and the rest of it. It was only a one off and nothing close happened before or since. Anna since made captain in record time. (Actually, she was a bloody good pilot and totally at ease in a male dominated world and more impressively, with her own sexuality too.

finkomania · 07-02-10 00:15:44

at flightcrew: WOW!
at blissed: WOW ) you work anything else then moderator here on IFM ) ?

blissed · 07-02-10 00:34:52

I'm not saying which job it was

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tchalla811 · 07-02-10 03:33:56

An empty banquet hall beside a full one during a wedding reception. I would have made it away undetected if I had realize my shirt was sticking out my zipper. LOL

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