Most unusual place you've masturbated.

ngaio · 18-06-09 08:31:29

Come one, come all... and share!

Me? Hmmm, nothing special... The library I suppose. I need to get out more!

hyperballad · 19-06-09 01:36:18

Well the obvious one is at my work. Laf.

Under a desk, at a houseparty while the room was full of people (not my house either)

In the local wetlands car park sitting off the back of my panelvan - I filmed that one though

ngaio · 19-06-09 02:47:55

Haha, you know, I've not been here long but already I've forgotten that it's NOT a usual thing to be having women wanking in the workplace, But, you know, it really SHOULD be!

hyperballad · 19-06-09 03:01:16

I've done so at previous workplaces, but those were secret ninja wanks in the toilet.

ngaio · 19-06-09 03:05:20

Yeah, whereas here we ALL know about it and have to be quiet on the stairs so as not to disturb your peace!

aven frey · 19-06-09 03:28:23

oh so that's what all those quiet on the stairs emails are about.

Xebeche · 19-06-09 03:38:58

hyperballad wrote:

secret ninja wanks

<3

VeronicaF · 19-06-09 05:22:30

in front of a blind school

garland624 · 20-06-09 05:34:18

While working, driving in my police car..grinding myself into the seat until I came.. and yes, I pulled over for that part!

ewcsiy · 21-06-09 12:17:49

I did at my University,in the bathroom stall, and at a book store bathroom, I also tried on the highway but thought it would be a dumb way to die on the road with you junk still in hand. Oh and at a public shower stall.

hyperballad · 22-06-09 01:34:23

I am a giant silly idiot... But can admit to my mistakes.

I have experienced an orgasm while driving my car. Whilst wrong it was pretty phenomenal.

Squidgeon · 29-06-09 16:00:01

In my vegie patch, It was in between the rows of tomatoe plant's very Earthy experience . Both neighbours could have easily caught me but the urge struck and it was great

danygirl65 · 01-07-09 03:51:15

In a city bus!! Was sitting at the back seat (of course) i was looking at the other peoples while i was pleasing myself, it was scarry and exciting at the same time. It would be fun to see my face when the big "O" arrived

ngaio · 01-07-09 03:58:51

Squidgeion and Dannygirl, those are both awesome!!!!!!

artist_charlotte_v · 02-07-09 09:29:00

I've masturbated in a chapel before but not to orgasm... it was just something I'd do to keep myself occupied whenever the priest went into one of his long homilies. I was very cautious about it, I'm surprisingly fearful about getting caught.

The strangest places I've masturbated to orgasm have actually been the locations where my contributions were filmed! It's not that my sex/masturbation life is boring and devoid of experimentation, I've just never been all that into public sex and I have a really specific way of climaxing (stiff legs and pointed toes) that doesn't lend well to subtlety or weird locations.

catalinamaria · 03-07-09 12:22:38

In my car, in a cinema, in public bathrooms, in a hotel staircase, in a club. All most enjoyable

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screec · 19-07-09 10:01:10

Hmm most unusual would probably be in the jacuzi in public swimming pool, sat oppisite ex and we both had a crafty

wmi79 · 19-07-09 14:45:04

Many of the same places as others. I love to masturbate at my desk at work. People walk by often and I have even orgasmed when one has unexpectantly walked in. It was amazing. I have played while driving down the highway with cruise control on. My patio in my yard. In a hotel room bed while a coworker was in the bathroom.

blissed · 19-07-09 23:13:21

wmi79 wrote:

Many of the same places as others. I love to masturbate at my desk at work. People walk by often and I have even orgasmed when one has unexpectantly walked in..

Ha ha was that in your current job or the one you got fired from for wanking

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ngaio · 20-07-09 02:19:10

Talking to Hyperballad the other day reminded me I have a better story about an experience I had with masturbation in an unusual place. I apologise if this is badly written, I had very little sleep last night.

In 2007, I went to a Sexpo convention with my partner at the time. There was a stand where they were offering women a chance to try out what I now think must have been the Sybian but I had no idea what it was at the time. The first time we passed the stand, some gross salesman offered me a go, I declined because the whole thing seemed a tad seedy to me. Later, though, we passed again and a crowd had gathered round and this awesome young women was sitting on the thing, fully clothed, with a gleeful, face screwed up, sort of expression. She very quickly brought herself to orgasm and looked rather shocked and amazed after... and suddenly I was intrigued. As the crowd dispersed, I came up to have a closer inspection was again offered a go. I thought "What the hell?" and got on (fully clothed).

It was pretty crazy... I am generally pretty awkward in social situations, self conscious and all that... so in one moment, I was getting caught up in these intense sensations and the next moment, I was freaking out and bursting into nervous laughter because a huge crowd was gathering. Then my partner began to kiss my neck and it all became blurred after that. At some point, I orgasmed and was then helped onto a seat, where I was told my partner and I had drawn the biggest crowd they'd had and so I was given some awesome free toys to take home (though no Sybian, sadly!).

It was a really liberating experience for me, as spontaneous stuff can tend to be. Don't know if I'd do it again but no regrets, obviously!

gala · 20-07-09 04:52:19

That's a hot story, ngaio, impressive for the 'you' that I know! Cool that your partner kinda gave you permission to even have the experience as well.

I find it very hard to recall the strange places I've wanked, I think because at the time it doesn't really seem that standout to be doing it in the first place. I think maybe my work has normalised wanking in strange places because I've been out on shoots in strange places. I find it much more interesting and risque to have sex with someone else in a notable location because it's so much harder to disguise what you're doing or to quit quickly and act natural.

ngaio · 20-07-09 05:40:10

gala wrote:

That's a hot story, ngaio, impressive for the 'you' that I know! Cool that your partner kinda gave you permission to even have the experience as well.

Oh he was downright encouraging me! We had a lot of fun when we got home, too. We were on a high where we felt, for that day, that we were the hottest, sexiest people on the planet! It was a good day.

nihpuad · 20-07-09 06:16:19

gala wrote:

I find it very hard to recall the strange places I've wanked...

Well, at least one such place should be easy to recall, because it's well documented!

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anabelle · 20-07-09 14:12:12

In my office (with the door shut)! Felt very naughty - the orgasm was intense.

Don't know if it counts but my partner masturbated me in a restaurant sitting together in a booth. I think the waitress caught on as she kept pasing our booth and smirking :-)

steveg2550 · 20-07-09 20:56:33

In a hospital a few years ago. I had to stay there because they were doing some test. The second day I needed some sexual relief. That night, I waited until after the nurse gave me my nightly blood pressure check. When she left, I went for it.

Just as I began to ejaculate, the nurse came in and caught me. I had my eyes closed. I did not hear her open my door. I didn't know she was standing there watching me until I heard her say, "oh!" By then, I was squirting cum like crazy.

Since I had pushed the blanket down to my knees, the poor nurse saw everything! I rolled to my side in an effort to hide it, but I was ejaculating like a fountain.

I thought she was going to turn and leave. But she actually stood by the door watching me. When I had pulled my blankets up to cover my erection, and rolled back over to face her, she and I both began apologizing at the same time. I think she was just as embarrassed as I was. Her face turned a deep red.

She said she had came back to bring me a pill to help me sleep. She was not angry. But she did not hang around. She gave me a polite smile, a white pill, turned and left.

None of the other nurses, or her, came to my room anymore that night. The next night, they knocked and waited for permission before entering my room.

I have done lots of mutual masturbation with friends & lovers. I do not mind being watched, as long as me, and the person watching me, both agree that is okay. Consent of all involved is very important to me!

That poor nurse got a pretty good show. But it would have been much more fun if I knew she wanted to see that. She was very good natured about it. But not everyone likes those sort of surprises.

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