#51 08-08-06 12:54:00

Burlesque

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Re: The IFM awards

The Elf only tried to make it sound as if he's as intelligent and funny as you are, I think. He'll be laughed out of court.

Burlesque.

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The_Elfman

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Re: The IFM awards

I think that Li should get the IFM "Woman of the year" award for not only coming back to us but for learning to ejaculate.  This can be upgraded to the "Woman of the Century" award when she finaly hits the ceiling .

(Oh and Li honey.  A wall doesn't count unless it's someone elses wall).

Elfman.

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Siobhan

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Re: The IFM awards

I second the motion.

is there any discussion?

oh, wait! i have some discussion. I have somewhere a list of the 24 reasons why liandra is a my idol, but since the scions of sycophancy as alighted here, i seem to feel that my little tetch of obsequy might seem a bit, well, pervy.
or at least whacked.

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Burlesque

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Re: The IFM awards

The "Burlesque's Despicably Subjective Point of View" Awards.

Most Joy-invoking Comeback Award: Liandra.

Most Sycophancy-generating, Perfectly Astounding Video Editor Award: Max.

How Can He Be So Helpful and Professional in Spite of Being So Grumpy Award: Richard.

Weirdest Woman in the World, But I Mean That in a Mostly Nice Way Award: Siobhan.

Weirdest Man in the World, And I Use the Word "Man" Loosely Award: Blissed.

Best Show of Common Sense, Grace, Humour, Well-Applied Bitchiness and All-Round Great Human Being Award: Elfman.

Most Peculiar and Hard to Characterise in a Few Short Words Award: Warmtouch.

Most Gentlemanly Pseudo-Perv of Great Taste and Discernment Award: Ashmedi.

Funniest Man-of-the-Cloth this side of The Vicar of St. Loony Up-the-Cream-Bun-and-Jam Award: The Bishop of Bath and Wells.

Most Passionate and Poetic Member Who Still Maintains a Sense of Humour About It Award: Jolicrasseux.

Coolest Cat on the Block Award: Greycat.

Sulking In the Corner By Reason of Not Being Given an Award Award: Everyone else.

Burlesque.

Last edited by Burlesque (12-08-06 12:55:01)

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Bishop of Bath & Wells

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Re: The IFM awards

Funniest Man-of-the-Cloth this side of The Vicar of St. Loony Up-the-Cream-Bun-and-Jam Award: The Bishop of Bath and Wells.

Awwww, thank you so much!

And now the acceptance speech; I'd like to thank my agent, my family, all of my wonderful fans blah blah blah etc etc etc.........

Bish

Burlesque

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Re: The IFM awards

Cue orchestra! Drown him out! Horn section, put a little effort into it, I can still hear him!

Burlesque.

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Warmtouch

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Re: The IFM awards

Finally got around to reading this thread, and way back on the first page I see that I'm listed as being most peculiar and difficult to describe in a few words. That's because my online persona includes a number of seeming contradictions:

1) I unashamedly shag whores.

2) I have a cutesy twee name like "Warmtouch."

3) I am moderately articulate and reasonably well-educated.

We don't often think of these things as belonging together.

Burlesque

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Re: The IFM awards

That is absolutely part of it, Warmtouch, but there's so much more to it than that. It is meant as a compliment you know, dear chap .

Burlesque.

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Siobhan

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Re: The IFM awards

hmmph.

the weird woman

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Burlesque

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Re: The IFM awards

Now isn't that a weird reaction to winning an award?

Burlesque.

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Warmtouch

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Re: The IFM awards

That is absolutely part of it, Warmtouch, but there's so much more to it than that. It is meant as a compliment you know, dear chap .

Burlesque.

Oh, I know. I'm rather pleased to be un-sum-up-able.

blissed

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Re: The IFM awards

And the award goes to green3333 for shortest ever post :)

Is it an i-phone?

Yes.

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blissed

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Re: The IFM awards

And the 1st IFM lollibag goes to.............

Ashmedi!!

http://forum.ifeelmyself.com/forum/view … 361#p47361

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