Happy Australia Day, mates

neukgraag · 26-01-09 02:50:15

Hey, all you Aussies, Happy Australia Day, Monday. Is everybody off from work?

richard · 26-01-09 10:21:44

Work never stops for some. Public holidays are always good for shooting and today we filmed the lovely Spooks_Vixin (did I spell that right?) and her partner, and...well I better not give too much away.

neukgraag · 26-01-09 20:23:04

Wow, Richard, you are dedicated! Working hard on a national holiday. All for us. You are the man!

The contributor too; to spend her day off inside instead of going to the beach.

Here there is more snow in the forecast

hyperballad · 27-01-09 02:56:34

I slept in, had a wank and then went to the bakery for breakfast treats

I *heart* public holidays!

neukgraag · 28-01-09 00:37:03

You know how to celebrate, hyperballed, or at least, how to get the day started.

That is how my wife likes to start a day off also, except I do the wanking for her, and then we go to Starbucks. Do you have those in Australia also? They have capucino and lattes and muffins and the like.

Then in the afternoon we do some more wanking What else do you do on a bitter cold day? Because here it is winter, you know.

I do believe I have become better at making her happy, just by watching all you very talented ladies here

hyperballad · 28-01-09 03:26:49

We do have starbucks here, yes.

Its the blazing heart of summer here - Australia Day was quite hot. It was a *perfect* day.

Amazingly, I had my (temporary) home to myself pretty much all day, so around lunchtime I did some grocery shopping, came home and cooked up a storm. In the heat it was pretty killer, so when I finished I put on the cooling, stripped down to my undies, sank into the couch and drank beer.

I'm glad to hear it neukgraag. I've become better at masturbating by watching the wonderful women here, so it stands to reason it would help with skills in assisting others.

neukgraag · 28-01-09 20:03:22

They sell Fosters here in the US and that’s Australian beer.

Today my wife had the day off, but I did not. But I had some time free in between and we met at the little café here on the campus. I believe in continuing to romance my wife because I believe that love has a half time; it decays over time, so to say. Eventually the flame of passion gets smaller and smaller and then any small draft can extinguish it.

So to keep the passion strong, we do a lot of fun things together, such as going to concerts and plays and little cafes. Well, that and making love, of course. In which case the earlier time spent together is a form of foreplay, don’t you think?

hyperballad · 29-01-09 00:33:04

Ewwwwww fosters!!! *vomit*

No one in Australia drinks Fosters, its absolutely revolting

For sure, because the entire time you're doing special things with your partner - like sharing food in a cafe, you share secret smiles and indicate feelings towards one another without words... Then when you are being intimate, its *more* intimate somehow because of all the stuff you've shared before the time when you're naked together.

I totally get what you mean, even though I think I'm failing to articulate myself correctly. It was soooooo hot last night I barely slept, my brain is made of smoosh today.

blissed · 29-01-09 01:02:39

I was born with a smoosh brain so I need an excuse every day

I thought your post was good, I prefer your emotional articulation, especially when we're talking about this subject.

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richard · 29-01-09 01:58:44

hyperballad wrote:

We do have starbucks here, yes.

But fortunately we also have cafes that sell coffee, which is why they are closing down so many starbucks. I cannot understand why anyone would go there. Their stated purpose is to sell coffee, yet they cannot make anything that would pass as drinkable. If you're going to start a chain of coffee shops, would you not, first and foremost, work out how to make coffee?

neukgraag · 29-01-09 03:21:49

I've never tried Fosters, so I don't know, but after hearing you, superballad, I won't even try. I prefer a local beer that is quite good. We also have micro breweries here, basically very good restaurants which brew excellent beer right on the premises. No preservatives and fresh. To die for

We also have a local coffee roastery and several cafes tucked away here and there that use their coffee. But Starbucks makes decent capucino and lattes, I think. The coffee tastes burned, though.

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nihpuad · 29-01-09 06:44:24

hyperballad wrote:

No one in Australia drinks Fosters, its absolutely revolting

I gather it's fairly typical that a ghastly mass-market beer that's wholly unliked in its home country becomes that country's "signature" export beer. I shudder to think which of our supermarket swills has become the default American beer.

So, what do y'all recommend as a good Australian beer (and one we might actually be able to find without traveling halfway 'round the planet)?

hyperballad · 29-01-09 07:28:45

Hmmm... you might be able to get Carlton Draught...

Thats what my peeps mostly drink.

I'm all caught up in Stones alcoholic brewed ginger beer at the moment though, I can't get enough of it in this heat.

adele_w · 30-01-09 02:08:19

neukgraag, this is not a forum for you to exercise your chat room flirtation skills with 'the ladies'. Sneaky or not, your manner at times is bordering on sleazy. If you sincerely want to establish rapport with anyone on this forum, start by getting their name correct: the magnificent hyperballad is not called 'superballed' in any manifestation of her being.

It's great that you are learning from the site and sharing your experiences here. But it's one thing to be open and honest in order to facilitate discussion in this environment and another to mistake it as an extension of your fantasies.

neukgraag · 30-01-09 04:39:21

Hyperballad, if I offended you by messing up your name so badly, I am very sorry.

Adele_w, I deleted the part of the message that you seemed to dislike. I will try to mend my ways.

adele_w · 30-01-09 06:19:13

Cool, neukgraag, I'm glad you (seem to) understand the points I made.

Whilst no one is ever perfect, we should all aspire to use the art of language in a considered way, and to remember that the contributors here are real people who deserve complete respect.

SO with that out of the way, in my opinion the best Australian beers are Coopers (vegan beer!), Mountain Goat (fruity and amber coloured), Bee's Knees (brewed with honey), and Little Creatures (the label has naked cherubs on it). I have no idea if these can be found outside of Australia, but they are all worth tracking down.

Oh, and Starbucks is an abomination made by beige-coloured aliens from the planet Beige, where they must all drink tea presumably. Consume fairtrade organic coffee if you can, it makes that lovely blast of caffeinated anxiety hit you in a much more delicious and pleasant way.

hyperballad · 30-01-09 06:27:19

S'okay neukgraag - you've removed the content from your posting that I found a bit suspect. Though I will say the IFM contributors in this forum do get a lot of people macking onto them and thus I am wary at the level of familiarity you were addressing me with.

I *really* like talking to the people that watch me here but I won't engage in the projection of others fantasies of the kind of woman that I am. So I'll be honest and direct - I am not disposed to responding to directly sexually and flirtatious questions. I'm not in this forum to indulge others sexual desires.

I am certain you didn't intend to come off this way and I'm not offended especially seeings as you moved so quickly to rectify your post when adele_w pointed out what was a bit leery about it.

Cheers dude - have a good weekend

After the week I've had mine is going to contain many beers, a whole lot of chilling out and nothing more strenuous than catching up with friends...

blissed · 30-01-09 17:47:57

neukgraag if you need some guidance.

The contributions aren't invitations, their pieces of work in their own right that give pleasure, just like a piece of music. If you met your favourite singer you wouldn't expect them to sing for you, it would just be really nice to meet them and they'd likely enjoy meeting you, and thats the kind of opportunity the forum provides for everyone.

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neukgraag · 31-01-09 02:17:36

Thank you all so much, adele_w, hyperballad and blessed for your understanding and patience with me.

You all have a nice weekend. I am on call tomorrow – Saturday - and that means no beer for me.

blissed · 31-01-09 05:54:07

Hey, have a good weekend :) thats if you don't get called out.

I think your either a Doctor

or a Pizza delivery guy :)

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hyperballad · 31-01-09 16:13:05

Not a problem at all neukgraag

neukgraag · 31-01-09 20:14:10

blissed wrote:

Hey, have a good weekend thats if you don't get called out.
I think your either a Doctor

or a Pizza delivery guy
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and I am not telling

blissed · 31-01-09 20:52:10

OK I'll have a wholewheat organic mushroom pizza with garlic bread, thanks :)

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neukgraag · 01-02-09 00:28:04

Coming up

blissed · 01-02-09 02:11:47

Well I'm still waiting,

it better not be cold when it gets here :)

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