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Elfman

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Happy Birthday Burlesque

Jakeview

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Re: Happy Birthday Burlesque

Yes, happy birthday!

Burlesque

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Re: Happy Birthday Burlesque

I'm very touched! This was the last thing I expected. Thank you, Elfman, and thank you, Jakeview! I love cats, but it's been years since I owned one/was owned by one, and that's the reason I haven't contributed to the various discussions about them.

Isn't it an amazing coincidence that all three of us have our birthdays on consecutive days? A former girlfriend of mine, who was very interested in astrology, would probably be able to read a lot into this fact, and claim she could characterise the type of sordid individual who hangs out at sites like this .

By the way, I don't make much fuss about my birthday, so the two of you are actually the only people who have remembered it. Don't get me wrong: I think that's highly amusing and rather apt, because as Elfman said somewhere, I often feel that I have more in common with the members of IFM than with the people in my everyday life.

So let's see, Elfman's birthday is tomorrow (Thursday) and Jakeview's is the day after (Friday). I'll get back to you on that, though I don't have Elfman's skills with nailing images to the boards .

Thanks from

Burlesque

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ashmedi

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Re: Happy Birthday Burlesque

So let's see, Elfman's birthday is tomorrow (Thursday) and Jakeview's is the day after (Friday).
Burlesque

Well well, A very Happy Birthday to all 3 of you.

May all your fondest wishes come true, and when they do, please make sure I get some of the leftovers.  

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Burlesque

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Re: Happy Birthday Burlesque

I'll get you a doggy bag, Ashmedi!

Thanks from

Burlesque.

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ashmedi

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Re: Happy Birthday Burlesque

I'll get you a doggy bag, Ashmedi!

Thanks from

Burlesque.

I was kinda hoping that your "fondest wishes" would be more along the line pf tons of perky young things who liked older guys. And you would send me the ones you couldn't deal with.

I was hoping your leftovers wouldn't fit in a doggie bag.

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I don't feel rage, but the lust part fits like a glove.
"Isn't this a lovely day my friend ?
Just watch some b@st@rd screw it up"

Burlesque

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Re: Happy Birthday Burlesque

Well, aha, I see, Ashmedi. The thing is, I would have to wish for perky young things who like annoying misanthropes such as myself, which means that any "leftovers" wouldn't be interested in you, and that you probably wouldn't be interested in them. See what I mean? Perhaps Elfman, who would probably attract a more affable class of perky young thing, will have something for you?

Burlesque.

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Elfman

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Re: Happy Birthday Burlesque

Perhaps Elfman, who would probably attract a more affable class of perky young thing, will have something for you?

Burlesque.

Yes. In my dreams.

blissed

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Re: Happy Birthday Burlesque

Happy birthday Burlesque, may your dreams be full of frisky maidens frollicking merrily for your exclusive pleasure

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Burlesque

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Re: Happy Birthday Burlesque

Thank you very much, Blissed.

I actually had a dream resembling that last night, but unfortunately it was also full of zombies and nuclear weapons, so it wasn't all frolicking, let me tell you! Ah well, my dreams tend to be that way: a few nice sequences interspersed with apalling acts of unpleasantness. I suppose it's a way for my subconscious to make sure I don't get bored .

A couple of weeks ago I had a dream about IFM: I logged on, and found that the new clip showed a beautiful, scantily dressed lady with a sword on her back walking through a verdant mountain valley. There was no masturbation involved, but the whole thing was very sensual in a "fantasy-esque" sort of way. And there were no nuclear weapons, floods, zombies or terrorist attacks in that one, which made for a nice change.

Burlesque.

Last edited by Burlesque (31-05-06 23:46:10)

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Re: Happy Birthday Burlesque

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Burlesque

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Re: Happy Birthday Burlesque

That's bloody amazing! Did you do that yourself? Thanks! After your very literate girl and Elfman's lovely cat card, I'm assaulted by feelings of intense inferiority and don't know what to say or do. All I have are my words, and right now they seem to fail me. Thanks again, everyone!

An affectionate bow from a misty-eyed

Burlesque.

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Re: Happy Birthday Burlesque

No I didn't make it I found it. You can make them though if you increase the contrast in a photo and upload it to a text art generator. I think thats what someone did with that. The empire state building is my favourite. They work best on a forum that has a choice of typefaces.
http://forums.abbywinters.com/vbulletin … #post73950

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Re: Happy Birthday Burlesque

And now Happy birthday Elfman!!

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Anyway, happy birthday. Don't work too hard

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Re: Happy Birthday Burlesque

A very interesting art form. The last thing I thought when I joined IFM was that I would get such a continous boost to my education .

Burlesque.

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Re: Happy Birthday Burlesque

And now Happy birthday Elfman!!

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I had selected a nude woman for you but in this typeface she looked,
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Anyway, happy birthday. Don't work too hard

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Thanks blissed.

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Re: Happy Birthday Burlesque

Happy birthday Burlesque!! xoxoxoxoxoxox The IFM present for the birthday boys will come in the form of a strange and beautiful dark haired frisky maiden - check out the preview that goes up later today!! xo

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Re: Happy Birthday Burlesque

Ooooh! Presents!

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