What do you want for christmas

blissed · 04-12-07 18:54:52

Best tell me in here because there isn't much time left.

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Bishop of Bath & Wells · 04-12-07 20:16:37

Ohhhh, let's see...........

A full head of hair.
England to win The Ashes.
New clips of either Tali or Katya.
Villa to win the Premiership.
A new album from Sufjan.

Bish

richard · 05-12-07 01:06:50

I didn't think the Ashes were up this summer?

A new avatar for Blissed.

aven frey · 05-12-07 05:20:05

I want a house with no one but me living in it.
I want a new mobile phone with a camera on it.
I want to stop ageing.
I want to live in Budapest in the summer.
I want someone I know to have a swimming pool.
I want a stripper pole installed in the office for our spunky office manager.
I want Jan Juc beach to be lonely on 35 degree days.
I want Richard to dress up as Santa and deliver me all my wants down a chimney!

But if for some reason I can't have all my wants then I just want Richard to dress up as Santa and Gala and Cate his little elfs!! They should give out candy canes as we leave for the Christmas break.

richard · 05-12-07 12:16:57

Bobby, please stop drinking red cordial while I'm away.

gala · 05-12-07 22:12:32

I want Bobby to have all of those things, especially the first one and the last one. Cate has declined to degrade herself as an elf, but I know someone else who might be happy to take her suit.

I want lights and a basket and a rear view mirror on my bicycle so I can ride to New South Wales, a wireless mouse, a country house, an oven, six thousand dollars in amazon vouchers and a boat that will move my book collection to Australia, Pete & Pete on DVD, and for someone to fuck me until I can't form sentences anymore.

arttouch · 05-12-07 22:15:43

More beautiful examples of the beauty and art of the orgasm.

blissed · 05-12-07 23:26:49

Gala your last wish is just too much to expect from santa, so I'm giving you a rear view mirror instead :) Bobby all of that is achievable if you get another weekend job. I know someone with a pool, but they live in Sydney, Gala can give you a lift on her bike :) Richard, as England will be winning the ashes from now on it's gonna make things a lot simpler if their just played in England, Bish you get sent a new head of hair through the post and arttouch welcome to the forum :)

Sorry if all the prezzies seem a bit tight but I've had a lot of problems lately. Mrs Claus has been "doing it" with one of the elves behind my back and now we're in the middle of divorce proceedings, this has upset the kids Gerald and Benny Claus and I'm living from one day to the next on anti-depressants. I just really haven't got my heart in the whole christmas thing this year so I might not even bother with it at all.

No, everyone can have everything they want, I'm just messing with your minds, thats the power I have over people, good job I use it for good and not evil.

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aven frey · 06-12-07 01:23:24

gala wrote:

and for someone to fuck me until I can't form sentences anymore.

I want this too!! And I forgot world peace and food for everyone. Cate what do you want for Christmas?

centrevom · 06-12-07 01:37:59

bobby wrote:

gala wrote:
and for someone to fuck me until I can't form sentences anymore.
I want this too!! And I forgot world peace and food for everyone. Cate what do you want for Christmas?

Oh Bobby! Oh Gala! Have you any idea how many members are now desperately trying to book Christmas flights to Melbourne?

Cate · 06-12-07 01:44:25

Right now

pain killers for my head
susperia on dvd (it was promised to me this morning)
a certain gentleman to slap me more when we fuck
a tin aeroplane carosel
a broken b-52 and somwhere to keep it.

I think that's all for now
maybe I'd like bobby to dance around the office a little more too.

arttouch · 06-12-07 03:11:21

hi Cate you still here??

Cate · 06-12-07 03:51:56

Well I work here so I stop in fairly often

charlotte_v · 07-12-07 06:09:19

- Clinique skin care.
- Casual sex (no time for love!)
- A house in West Hollywood.

nihpuad · 07-12-07 07:04:26

centrevom wrote:

bobby wrote:
gala wrote:
and for someone to fuck me until I can't form sentences anymore.
I want this too!! And I forgot world peace and food for everyone. Cate what do you want for Christmas?
Oh Bobby! Oh Gala! Have you any idea how many members are now desperately trying to book Christmas flights to Melbourne?

Not me, though: Even if I weren't married, I'm sadly quite sure I'm not up to the job. Have you seen these women?

miss_louis · 16-12-07 09:10:58

I want to be in Europe, perhaps Berlin or maybe Bologna.
I want a bigger house, maybe some kind of dilapidated mansion (it must be in the city as I am a city girl) - one with a separate room for my daughter, and a library - a room with teak bookshelves lining the walls for all my books and a couple of banged up old chesterfield lounges and maybe one of those big old leather bound desks, a master bedroom with a giant mirror on the ceiling, a big bathroom with a giant bathtub and maybe an art studio while I am at it.
I want a king size bed, one with a really expensive mattress, and new high quality sheets, pillow cases, blankets and pillows (lots of pillows please).
A car - maybe an old jaguar with beige leather interior.
I want fine bone china cups and saucers.
I want art deco furniture.
I want screen printing supplies.
I want some minty cornettos.
I want some smoked almonds.
I want a fair amount of cash.
I want a new shower curtain.
I want a new pair of kangaroo boots exactly like the ones I have that are falling apart.
I want to get my lip pierced on the left side, and a tattoo of ants crawling out of my armpit.
I want some gorgonzola.
I want some rasam exactly like the stuff they used to make at the Chennai Banana Leaf before they changed their chef.
I want some of those croissants with frankfurters in them that I ate when I was in Germany.
I want to have another baby without it interfering with my ability to do my Masters degree and move overseas (this one may be covered by the "fair amount of cash" request above).
And I already have someone who will fuck me until I can't form sentences anymore, but maybe I could use another, maybe a girl (in the interest of um... gender equality) she would have cool hair, perfect succulent breasts and she'd be irreverent and intellectually exciting and we could have a summer romance - one of those affairs where you find yourself naked all the time because you can never quite manage to get your clothes back on, the sheets would be sticky and we'd eat luxurious breakfast foods (I'm thinking there'd be some hollandaise sauce) in between fucking each other's brains out.
That is pretty much all I want.

soyman19 · 17-12-07 03:24:05

I want to not ____ ______. That would be pretty rad. Everything else I want I'm making happen for myself.

Well...I wouldn't mind a nice girl to hang out with every once in a while, too. I'm kind of a hermit and very focused on certain things, but some female attention would be pretty nice. That's one thing I'd like that I don't know how to make happen--I'm not willing to play games and manipulate other people. I guess then I can't make it happen.

nihpuad · 18-12-07 05:51:21

All I want is a clone of myself to send to the office so I can do all the things I don't do because I have to go to the office.

Actually, I already have my Christmas present: Last Friday we got the word that my daughter has been accepted to Yale!

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aven frey · 18-12-07 06:43:42

Woohoo congratulations Nihpuads daughter! I love hearing about young peoples academic successes! It takes me back to happy times when the world was my oyster and life was simpler and days were longer and ............

nihpuad · 18-12-07 07:05:02

Thanks for the kind words, Bobby. I fully intend to go to Yale myself (vicariously, of course!).

And now that I've gotten what I want for Christmas, let's all try to make sure Steve Martin gets his Christmas wish(es)!

blissed · 19-12-07 00:48:59

Congrats nihpuad, hope she has a great time there.

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