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Martin Parr - genius or crankerous? http://www.martinparr.com/index1.html
Thanks, did a google picture search and I like his work, it's good.
If you were president of the united states would you
A/Play golf ?
B/ do some work ?
C/ Work, but only on camera?
D/ Delegate everything you do to lower officials and ministers and then just relax and do what the queen does, which is fuck all :)?
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C/ Work but only on camera.
The rest of the time I would lie around eating Bon Bons, and reading movie star magazines.
Oh and I'll start a art wank institution, I think it should be in Melbourne because that's where I live!
Will you offer scholarships? I'd love to study abroad. How about the highly competitive and sought after AWIAF (Art Wank Institute Annual Fellowship). We could intern at the United Nations, and really wank for world peace
What's your favorite " " for world peace?
Words tend to be inadequate -Jenny Holzer
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If the 9/11 hijackers could destroy the twin towers and yet their only actual weapons were a set of boxcutters, I think weapons researchers should think outside the box too. At the moment, weapons research is aimed at selling people weapons with the most destructive power. If instead the massive defence research budgets refocused on arresting violence and destructive power, those technologies would be the most advanced and make war and aggression very difficult.
This is all in my book 'Blissed, just ask me' :)
Anyone written a book that just needs another 400 pages to finish?
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no. chuck's the writer.
this question is prompted by recent clips.
what's the most public place you've masturbated?
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what's the most public place you've masturbated?
in the bathroom at work. it doesn't sound very public but there were multiple stalls. oh, wait. that's not it. i once had a masturbation competition in a living room with about five other people. the goal was to come to orgasm without making a sound or a face.
what is your favorite kind soup?
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The point of climax must've seen some subtle but very strange faces :)
I use soap kindly from boots the chemist, UK, no scent, no lanolin and no chemicals, actually I think I know more about whats not in it than whats in it! but it feels pretty nice to use.
If you did a bit of busking, what would you sing/play?
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Busking?
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I would be a one man band. I like all the mechanical contraptions.
I believe the ptevious question was about soup, not soap. My favorite is chicken noodle & cream of chicken--50/50 mixture with bread pieces & club crackers. The effect is like oatmeal--nice & hot with soft lumps. Excellent on a winter day.
So what's your favorite dessert?
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Chocolate cake. Warm. With vanilla ice cream. But I want it to be fresh-baked, not just heated in the microwave. Steam-baked is the best. Or chocolate lava cake with the gooey middle.
I like it way more if Chica is there to share it with me.
Have you seen Ms_Pants' folio on ISM? It just went up yesterday!
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Yes!! Love it. How cute is she!?!
(Mmmm to warm chockie cake... with chicka! YUM!)
If you were the little engine that could, what kind of vehicle would you power?
(For all those Top Gear fans out there.)
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Chuck here. Sorry to interupt here, but I really must hear about Ms_Pants little adventure. All female? Mixed? C'mon.. details!
Now to the questions to keep them going. I would HAVE to power a vibrator.
How old were you when you had your first self-induced orgasm?
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I think about 12, I had the second one a couple of weeks ago.
Do you find shopping for clothes a pleasure?
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Mmm, very much so. I guess there are times when I really don't want to do it, but if I've got a bit of a mission - like my current one to find a really warm, chunky sweater to get me through the melbourne winter - I love it.
Do you want to be my wife?
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I'm gone for like 1 night and you're already soliciting wives. Seriously how many of them do you need? Am I not enough for you? What did I do wrong?
Am I too needy?
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Please don't fret, try and take your place along side the other wives and wait your turn (Thursday lunchtime) to make Gala happy :)
I get Mondays off, so I like them, have you got a favourite day of the week?
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Hey I already own a great deal of land on the moon and mars http://me.moonestates.com/ so just naming a star isn't really gonna be a good enough investment for me, sorry.
I'm using the land I own on other planets as security for a business loan on earth, but there seems to be a problem with credibility, anyone know why that is?
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Maybe they just don't realize how profitable Moon property can be. The potential exists for Helium-3 mining operations on the Moon to solve our energy problems here on Earth, through nuclear fusion (Colony Economics and Construction). If you could tie that in with your Rabbit Cosmonaut Program proposal they'd probably go for it.
Do you think Astronauts embellish their resumes with Cub-Scout experience?
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Words tend to be inadequate -Jenny Holzer
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Well they were most impressed when I said I'd been a browny and then a girl guide.
I've just been talking to someone who's training to be a chef and she said did you know, that when you hear that some famous celeb is ill or even died it's just cuz they've been impolite to their catering staff?
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I didn't know that. Makes sense though. He who cooks has the power! Goes to show you should always be nice to everyone....
What is your favourite vehicle or transportation device?
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I can't choose one. That would be ridiculously limiting. But lately I am very interested in seafaring. Perhaps on a container ship.
What is a gunzel?
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Gunzel ( noun, slang Australia especially Victoria): A person who pursues
useless and pointless railway enthusiast activities. Verb (intransitive) to
gunzel, to go gunzelling.
Gala, you are hilarious...love that wit.
Would you consider eating a boudin balls?
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What is your favourite vehicle or transportation device?
Sorry to answer out of turn, but I'm shocked that Gala's answer wasn't this:
Now to answer hrgirl, I wouldn't eat boudin balls because I once had a Cajun coworker who used to say his new baby was "makin' boudin" whenever he needed a diaper change!
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Are you glad Snape's dead?
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Jeremy Snape is dead?! He was the national team's best sports psychologist. Bummer, dude.
Do you think I can ever get my cat to relax whenever I walk around with my clogs on?
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Probably not...unless you can put earmuffs on him/her.
What happened to The Smurfs?
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