The person below

padraic · 16-06-07 06:20:36

blissed wrote:

Yes I think I will be the next prime minister of Australia if the queen will let me, after all, she has officially got the final say in the matter
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You must be handsomer than John Howard to have a chance. Come to think of it, you're as good as in.

The_Elfman · 16-06-07 11:58:11

feeldifferent wrote:

It's true, but I prefer blissed when she's elfman but can't stand her when she's bobby.

blissed wrote:

Oh thats not fair I put a lot of thought into my bobby posts

And I thought I had the Aussie Sexual Guerrilla thing down pat.

blissed · 18-06-07 02:23:52

feeldifferent wrote:

The person below me will invent Nipple Polish - available in 38 colors.

Have you tried using sex wax, it's only available in 4 colours but it'll do until I perfect the nipple polish. http://www.sexwax.com/

The person below is about to make a legendary post, this post will standout as a work of genius for generations to come, and serve as a benchmark for posting far far far far into the future and beyond.

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aven frey · 18-06-07 02:52:00

Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your going to get.

The person below would be peppermint creme if they were in a box of chocolates.

gala · 18-06-07 04:48:50

For sure. Peppermint is probably my all-time favourite flavour, especially when combined with chocolates.

The person below is total pervert.

aven frey · 18-06-07 05:44:14

takes one to know one.

The person below gets busted perving all the time.

Jareth · 19-06-07 07:08:43

Sadly, I suspect it's very true.

The person below appreciates a helping hand now and then..

ms4766 · 21-06-07 22:22:24

Oh yeah, a helping hand is fun. Not just now and then... :-)

The person below is not a hand person.

blissed · 21-06-07 22:40:21

Yes I am, I'm just a bit choosy about who's hand is helping me :)

If the person below is cold, they should wear some thermal underwear or get one of these handy helpers to warm them up :)

aven frey · 22-06-07 01:29:05

oh that is me, I think I need to stop washing my hair in the morning! Where does one get a handy helper?

The person below likes it when their nails break.

kirejos · 22-06-07 06:35:36

I intentionally break them by biting them. But I swear I don't spit them across the room. I worked with a guy who would spit his chewed nail bits all across the break room. Totally disgusting!

The person below will psychoanalyze me using these smilies.

aven frey · 22-06-07 07:40:42

Your obviously as fucked up as me! According to Gala I have Frued living in my brain making me say stupid things and have weird dreams. She got bit by a dog on her skirt in the last one I had!
The person below has someone in their brain also.

gala · 22-06-07 10:14:57

I have someone in my brain. It's Bobby. She is slowly eating away at my frontal lobe, as it is made of chocolate. Freud asked her to.

The person below loves the smell of petrol.

blissed · 22-06-07 13:23:04

Not really. Your frontal lobe sounds pretty tasty, can I have some?

The person below is rather taken with Gala's new avatar and thinks she looks thoughtful, intelligent and not a little seductive ;)

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shamFritters · 22-06-07 16:58:03

Gala is totally my sexual hero, and I agree she looks great in black and white.

The person below wishes the world was in black and white.

kirejos · 23-06-07 07:07:38

Nah, I like tulips too much.

Although, they probably don't taste as good as gala's frontal lobe.

I like gala's bangs. Are they called bangs in Australia? I'll give a computer kiss to the first person who can give me the etymology of the hair word "bangs".

The person below has gotten to computer second base.

gala · 24-06-07 13:02:01

I've never been a sexual hero before. I'll need a cape. Maybe I can make one out of the plethora of satin fabric I found in the IFM linen closet.

Gertrude and I have been all around the bases, and we've only been together three months. She's easy (though certainly not cheap). When I met her I couldn't wait to get my hands all over her backlit keyboard.

The person below thinks anything goes, as long as it's done through the hole in the sheet.

momentextase · 24-06-07 21:48:41

While I definately think anything goes, I am afraid I can be convinced do anything -sheet or no. However, I DO think that almost any sexy thing worth doing should be tried at least once through a hole in a sheet!

The person below loves mustard and peanutbutter sandwiches.

Last edited by momentextase (24-06-07 21:50:52)

blissed · 24-06-07 21:50:41

Depends on where you put the hole.

The person below could easily make it as a part time Supermodel, I've read all about this, you don't wanna do it full time, it's too much pressure.

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blissed · 24-06-07 22:03:15

momentextase wrote:

The person below loves mustard and peanutbutter sandwiches.

hold the mustard as they say in the U.S.A. or as they say in England, they put mustard on mine, I don't like mustard.

The person below could easily make it as a part time Supermodel, I've read all about this, you don't wanna do it full time, it's too much pressure, in fact you probly don't wanna do it at all.

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blissed · 28-06-07 00:20:05

Blissed your mad

The sanity of the person below has never been in doubt :)

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aven frey · 28-06-07 02:05:41

Yeah everyone always knew I was crazy as a coconut!
The person below believes that in the olden days they probably would have been admitted to a crazy house at some stage in the life.

blissed · 28-06-07 23:46:00

I might not have been me, but I think you were at least 90% sure I was gonna post next weren't you :)

As the guy I worked with from Poland says, the person below has "plenty book in the head" and can apply that knowledge, which probly means they should have quite a bit of money by now.

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blissed · 30-06-07 03:38:42

You get worse, go and do something useful.

The person below hasn't got a clue.

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aven frey · 01-07-07 01:42:29

What?
The person below knows a lot about something and would like to tell us a little about it.

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