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First kiss - (with tongue) grade 6 playing spin the bottle, I squeeled as soon as his tongue touched mine. I did this every kiss during that game. It was all quite traumatic (especially for the boys I was kissing)!
Last kiss - was a pretty lady lying on the floor.
Best kiss - in a car with a boy I liked more then anyone before him.
Worst kiss - High school blue light disco, the first kiss with a cigarette smoker.
Great question. Can you describe your first kiss, last kiss, best kiss and worst kiss?
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First kiss- 6th grade, with my first girlfriend on the bus after school, very tentative (fumbling, bumbling). I thought my heart was gonna' jump out of my chest! We were together for a year, and eventually we were making out like crazy, like the ship was goin' down. One day she told me that it was okay to "go up her shirt". My sixth grade pubescent mind didn't know how to process that one I think I might have actually had a stroke if I had ever gotten up the nerve to do it That was when I finally understood what our teacher told us in health class when she told us that girls mature earlier than boys sexually.
Last kiss- Too long ago it seems, with a girl on New Years Eve. Nice and long, but all I could taste was alcohol. We're good friends.
Best kiss- With a girlfriend in college, she would grab me tight every time, I love that. Sometimes there's nothing more intimate than a long, full-body embrace, with a kiss.
Worst kiss- With a girl who liked to use her long tongue a little too much. Passion is good but I don't like being "probed" constantly, she acted like it was a tongue death match every time. I eventually began to fear that tongue.
Cool question. Can you describe your first kiss, last kiss, best kiss, and worst kiss?
Words tend to be inadequate -Jenny Holzer
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First: A boy called Andy in fifth grade - at day camp at the YMCA. He was cute and had blue eyes, and was also totally insane and only stopped calling me about 5 years ago.
Last: Cate. But I can say no more - you'll have to check the tape.
Best: I have several single kisses that were memorable, but the best kissing I've done in my lifetime has probably been with my last partner, who was fucking good at everything. Damn. I'm still kicking myself over that one.
Worst: A co-worker I was hooking up with for awhile. He was good for most other things but I avoided kissing as much as I could - he refused to brush his teeth more than once a day (I think I might have bought him a toothbrush to encourage him to do so) and he was just generally sloppy.
What's your tried-and-true kissing technique?
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I haven't really got one, liking the person your kissing is the best.
What song are these lyrics taken from?
My loneliness is killing me
I must confess, I still believe
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me with a banana one more time
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ha ha that'd be Britney Pears.
What bad pop song do you actually really like? I'll go first - Justin Timberlakes Sexy back song.
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Guilty pleasures? Oh god, I don't know if I want to open up that can of worms, but here goes (eek), the other day the Macarena came on the radio when I was driving my car (shut up! shhhhh don't tell anyone). And I was stopped at a red light. And a car full of teenagers totally caught me head-bobbin' to that song, AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!
It's true, very sad but true. Not that I like that song or anything
What's one of your guilty pleasures?
Words tend to be inadequate -Jenny Holzer
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staying up too late, (6 am) I hardly never sleep past 11 in the morning so I never get enough sleep when I do that and I can't really think straight the next day. Thats why I am the way I am. Thats the best excuse I can come up with anyway.
Whats one of the best excuses you've thought of, even if you've never used it?
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It wasn't me it was my computer.
What should I do today since my computer has been cought in the middle of a crime sceene?
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You should watch Chappelle's Show. Fuck anyone who doesn't like your loud, obnoxious laughter.
What should I do today since Bobby's computer has been caught in the middle of a crime scene?
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You should check your myspace, I wrote you a funny arse but genius email!!
As it happens I've been researching and I have plans!
Is it about time I took over the world?
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Yes, master.
If you lead, I will follow.
Do you believe in Ancient Astronauts? And do you think they will return in time to save us from ourselves?
Words tend to be inadequate -Jenny Holzer
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Funny you should mention that because I actually am one of those ancient astronauts. I took the option of human form for a recent research project which is to find intelligent life on earth, which BTW I found in abundance.
Whats the best cereal, captain crunch or sugar puffs?
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Yes and yes. It'll be just like La Jete.
Where have all the Gala's gone?
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Well I've never heard of La Jete, is that like a wheat thing, but I'm with you on the first bit, I think it is possible to like captain crunch just as much as you like and sugar puffs.
Gala's wandered off to find herself BTW
Do you ever get lonely?
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I do get lonely. All the time. Especially when Bobby and I and our revolution have been separated.
Should I stay or should I go now?
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if you stay there will be trouble, and if you go there will be double.
Anyway I'm going home.
What shall Gala and I - oh and Dandy - I know she's up for one name our revolution?
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call it the something something revolution for now, you can fill in the something part later, whats important is to get it started.
Ever lacked inspiration when you need it most?
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no what I always lack is the ability to get things done.
What is something you've really wanted to get done but can't seem to for some reason?
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Having sex properly :) Lol
Do you think people should be able to ride their bicycles on the pavement?
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No. I think cycling on the pavement is an abomination. Stay on the grass.
Do you think the next five hours will go smoothly?
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Yep I'm pretty confident it will.
The fair was in town so I got to cycle on the grass anyway and I think I prefer it, theres so much more room.
Is it true bicycles only need one brake?
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No. They need none. Just break with your face. :-)
Are you a guy riding a girl's bicycle?
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No. They need none. Just break with your face. :-)
Lol :)
No I can wear a skirt with that bike, but it has to be really really short.
Are the mental images your getting now unpleasant or rather pleasing?
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That depends, would you be wearing fishnets?
Do you call them "sneakers", or "trainers"?
Words tend to be inadequate -Jenny Holzer
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I think there too expensive, I call them expensive shoes.
If you decide to make a career of fighting crime, which would you rather do.
a/ Tour infant schools telling 4 to 5 year olds that crime doesn't pay?
or
b/ Face an organised gang of 30 year olds with machine guns?
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(Self made tycoon and independant financial advisor to the stars)
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