The person below

kirejos · 02-06-07 05:47:23

That's right, our Cosmic Ministry has done quite well ever since we took to the airwaves.

Our holy text is "The Varieties of Scientific Experience: A Personal View of the Search for God" by Carl Sagan (our spiritual leader may he rest in peace/the coolest person who has ever lived).

Join us in our quest to know ourselves, our planet, and our universe

The person below has had an otherworldly experience.

blissed · 03-06-07 03:17:50

I wasn't born in the usual way. I crashed into my parents garden inside a comet and they adopted me and brought me up to be normal.

I know it's the normal bit you have trouble believing, but that all happens to be completely true.

The person below lies, but only when the truth hurts.

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ms4766 · 03-06-07 17:08:44

I'm as cute as Bobby.

The person below is so honest, (s)he actually trusts nobody could ever lie.

blissed · 05-06-07 07:45:08

What ever you do in life you must always have a good excuse :)

The person below gets to test drive the back to the future car and goes back in time but crash lands on their original home village killing all there ancestors, What are you gonna do now!?

shamFritters · 05-06-07 18:43:04

Back up quick, and run 'em over again just to be sure. They were like cockroaches, my ancestors.

The person below is one of my ancestors who escaped my spinning, churning wheels.

aven frey · 07-06-07 03:29:29

Yep I''m your great, great grandmother. I not only escapted spinning and churning wheels I discovered the secret to eternal youth and being selfish and vain kept it all to myself.
The person below hates winter as much as what I do!

blissed · 08-06-07 01:26:10

Yes yes yes, thank god Bush has done nothing about global warming/s, until today, Damn!!!!

The person below can't help feel sorry for Paris hilton. She'd already been sent to jail and then on top of that having a rash probly made her feel very upset.

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aven frey · 08-06-07 01:58:45

What kind of rash does she have?

blissed · 08-06-07 03:22:00

I don't know :) but thats the health reason given for why she's been sent home from jail after 2 days. I can't see why a court could'nt fine somebody rich $16 million dollars for a motoring offence because cars can be pretty dangerous in the hands of the wrong people, and I should know I'm one of them :) but I stopped driving because I rammed a 3 wheeler Robin Regal into a lorry Lol, I went out in style :)

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blissed · 08-06-07 03:43:09

The person below has never bumped into anything and always drives with total precision :)

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aven frey · 08-06-07 11:57:03

Yep thats me, those dints in my car were caused by suicidal stray cats and large rain drops.
The person below can today laugh about something that traumatised them as a young person.

blissed · 09-06-07 01:38:49

When I was 11 I wanted to be in this gang and they made me go through all sorts of initiation rites, like climbing up a wall while being hit with sticks and do a few other things I can't remember, and in the end, they said I couldn't join the gang and that they never had to do any of that stuff themselves anyway :)

The person below is a mutha fuckin, midget trouser wearing, badass gangsta

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wooddy · 10-06-07 22:35:16

Although I'm not a mutha fuckin, midget trouser wearing, badass gangsta...I am a genius...

The person below agrees with me...

blissed · 11-06-07 03:16:34

Nope

The person below is able to see into other peoples minds and extract evil thoughts and transfer them harmlessly into the minds of sheep.

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blissed · 11-06-07 23:49:15

Oh is it just me then! I new I was special!! :)

The person below wishes they could just click their fingers and everyone in the world no matter what their doing, whether waiting in a restaurant or opening parliament or reading the news starts dancing to jazz funk.

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aven frey · 12-06-07 02:03:46

oh yeah, there will be dancing in the revolution. Not sure about the jazz funk though.
The person below wants to help Gala and I with our revolution.

blissed · 12-06-07 02:55:24

Yeah, I can give you a solid part time commitment to the revolution, which is just as well because I usually tend to make things worse.

The person below is gonna pose as me and take and pass lots of exams for me, including my driving test, so I can get a car and a better job.

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aven frey · 12-06-07 05:25:30

oh I'll do your exams. I'm such a poindexter (is that the right word - I never used to say it, only hear it), I'd get you good marks to in everything but Math.
The person below got good marks in school.

blissed · 12-06-07 12:41:49

Hey thanks for taking my exams!! :) I think the Australian exams are recognised all over the world so that would be great!!, I only ever got good marks in art really.

The person below is Prince Charles next love affair

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aven frey · 13-06-07 01:42:12

if we had babies their ears would be enormous!
Who would you never have babies with because they would probably be deformed in some way (besides G. Bush)?

kirejos · 13-06-07 05:58:57

I think if I ever had babies they would probably end up pretty warped in general, but if I had to pick, I would say Lisa Simpson.

The person above is gonna' tell the person below a secret, shhhh.

blissed · 13-06-07 07:18:51

I post as blissed, bobby, Richard, Elfman, Chloe, and Cle, but I have some new characters I'm working on that I'm quite excited about, even tho it's gonna take up even more of my time.

The person below knows that kirejos is really tryggvi, who is also posting as Khanada_Faye, Gala, Oberon and Dandy.

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kirejos · 14-06-07 01:56:04

Only when I stop taking my medication, and my dissociative identity disorder gets out of control.

The person below enjoys having Blissedbobbyrichardelfmanchloecle around

Last edited by kirejos (14-06-07 11:30:13)

blissed · 16-06-07 02:18:29

Oh thats not fair I put a lot of thought into my bobby posts

Their my favourites :)

Yes I think I will be the next prime minister of Australia if the queen will let me, after all, she has officially got the final say in the matter :)

If she did decide she didn't want an elected Australian prime minister, there wouldn't be too much fuss about that would there? :)

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blissed · 16-06-07 03:31:15

No I think the situations fine as it is. Britain owns Australia, I think if they were capable of governing themselves they would have by know.

The person below agrees :)

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