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Yes. It's in the rules.
I can play netball. Can I be Wing attack?
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Sure.
I'll be the Equipment Manager/bobby's personal physical trainer/masseuse
Do girls get sweaty playing netball?
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I dunno, some of the people watching it get sweaty tho. I can see what sort of game this is gonna be. Nobody's that bothered about the goals. The crowd just cheers when somebody bends over :)
When you watch sport do you shout at the TV?
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Yes, all the time--but I am always respectful to the players and people on my team. I hate it when fans boo their players (unless the player has made it absolutely obvious that he/she isn't trying at all, and even then, only in extreme situations). Usually I yell lots of encouragement and use the pet names I've created for each of them (namely, the Mets ).
What do you think is the perfect sport?
"give me your shoulder to lean against, steady me, don't let me drop
I'm so in love with you I can't stand up" -- Kim Addonizio
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Usually I yell lots of encouragement and use the pet names I've created for each of them (namely, the Mets ).
YEEAAHH!!! Go Mets!!!
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What do you think is the perfect sport?
Finnish baseball. A Finnish friend of mine told me once that the main rule is that the game ends when the beer is out. Sounds perfect to me.
What do you think is the most boring sport and how would you change rules to make it more interesting?
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Oh the prize for the most boring sport this year and every year goes to ....................................Snooker!!!
They should liven it up a bit like the wrestling with dancers and heavy metal music and the snooker players could dress up as super heroes and do trick shots where the balls fly off into the audience.
Whats the most boringest and dull thing you've ever done in your life.
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housework! When I was a kid (I was the oldest and a girl in a single mum house) I use to make up little fantasies and - songs to go with them - (can you imagine!!) whilst I was doing stuff. Our clothes line was up a hill and quite bushy so I use to pretend I was a fairy that had been captured by evil elfs and been made to hang out their clothes.
What things do you do to make boring things more fun?
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I was a fairy that had been captured by evil elfs
This was a fantasy because of course there are no evil elves.
What things do you do to make boring things more fun?
I sing folk songs very loudly (and I can sing very loudly).
What is the job you most hate doing around the house?
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What things do you do to make boring things more fun?
This is gonna seem like I'm nuts but when I have a large area of wallpaper to scrape off, (and it takes a while even with a steamer) I pretend the wall is the world and the area that I've scraped off is an evil empire. Gradually the evil empire grows, with many little battles and drama's until it covers the whole world (wall). I then fill in any holes and then start to paint the wall and the paint is the insurgency thats fights back until the evil empire is defeated :)
What is the job you most hate doing around the house?
Oh! cleaning the toilet takes first prize there, definitely.
Are you very often a tycoon when you play monopoly, but are piss poor in real life?
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very often I am because I will do anything to secure Mayfair and Parklane. In real life the bank would never even give me a loan for Old Kent road because of my past life.
What in your past life stops you from doing something you want to now?
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I have some wounds I sustained when I was a dildo gangster in Alabama, and now I can't sit down for longer than 20 mins.
Have you ever done something you wish you hadn't?
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No, never.
Are you looking even lovelier today than you did yesterday?
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It would be nigh on to impossible to look any less lovely than I did yesterday, so I guess so.
What cartoon or comic book character would you most like to see do an IFM shoot?
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skeletor
Do you think waltzing round the lounge with my human size skeleton would make a good ishotmyself video? (people in the know have advised me against it but a second opinion never hurts!)
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Well I know a lot and I think it's a great idea!! it's the scene on the bed that people might have a few probs with :) but their just ignorant, not enlightened like we are.
If you were having a baby boy would you call him Ace or Captain pickles?
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Ace. I'm having loads of babies, because it's always time to have babies. We need more babies! I love babies! BABIES BABIES BABIES!
Do you talk to yourself?
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Not to myself as such but to inanimate objects such as my bed (whenever I'm really tired and I get into it I tell it how much I love it) my ipod, my shower, my computer (I try to keep this it a minimum when I'm at work), my clothes etc.
If you were having a baby girl what would you name her and why?
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Arielle, April or Captain Pickles. I just like the sound of them,
but I must admit the last one is my favourite.
While trying to fix the clothes rail in your wardrobe, the door shuts on you locking you in there, and then the wardrobe falls over with the door facing the ground, what are you gonna do now?
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wank of course!
Has something like this ever happened to you?
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Lol, I got stuck on the roof once, but I didn't wank :) I shouted for help.
As it can calm you down, do you think having a wank is the best first reaction in a crisis?
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oh yeah, unless I'm drowning, I can't seem to have orgasm's in water.
Can you have orgasm's in water why, why not? If so tell us about the best time you had an orgasm in water.
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well it wasn't in very much water :) just in the bath, just as the waters getting a bit cool and you think you should be getting out, add a bit more warm water thenjust relax lay back and have a wank. If there are other people in the house or even next door they tend to hear a lot of splashing about, so have a pretty good idea what's going on :)
Do boobs just look good on women, or do some men look good with them as well?
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Lord Black Adder looks excellent in breasts.
Do you know any homeless people who have mobile phones?
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They don't use them much, they all usually find a wifi hotspot and email from their laptops.
Have you ever fallen backwards into money?
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