The person below

blissed · 18-05-07 18:05:06

Thats just silly

The person below is irreplaceable

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aven frey · 21-05-07 01:38:09

I've been told a few times that EVERYONE is replaceable but if I weren't here who would give vitamins to those with the flu? That is why I am irreplaceable.
The person below has been replaced before.

blissed · 22-05-07 01:38:03

I'm told the best way to combat expendability is to borrow money off everyone :) Then the only way you would be expendable is if you paid everyone back at the same time.

The person below is worth more than their getting paid, but they don't mind.

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blissed · 22-05-07 12:19:00

I do mind!! It's about time I made some big money

The person below agrees with me

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kirejos · 22-05-07 13:39:11

Yeah, cuz' then you could let me borrow some

Or you could put it in this big piggy bank.

The person below can teach me how to sail.

blissed · 22-05-07 18:59:56

Yeah you jump in a boat and and all you have to do is make sure the boom thing that sticks out of the mast doesn't knock you out.

I met this wonderfully chatty woman in a doctors waiting room today she'd been married for 50 years and when her husband was called and went in to see the doctor she told me all about his medical problems :) When the poor guy came out everyone knew what he'd gone in there for :) so much for confidentiality, the person below agrees with her main advice to me tho which is never encourage squirrels into your garden because they carry decease and they cost £50, each to get rid of.

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aven frey · 23-05-07 01:36:15

Yeah I agree.
The person below doesn't like to go to the doctors.

blissed · 23-05-07 01:56:41

I didn't mind it today. While I was waiting I ordered an egg and cress sandwich and I had an amusing but slightly embarrassing conversation.

I also read an article in a magazine about how the magazine spare rib started up in 1972, from a conversation a group of friends were having where half of them admitted they'd never had an orgasm. How that ties in with the person below I don't really know :)

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blissed · 24-05-07 11:37:32

It doesn't

The person below likes dark green cabbage

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aven frey · 25-05-07 01:30:57

I've never had it but I'm sure I wont!
The person below will tell us about something in their life right now that make them feel really good about themselves.

The_Elfman · 25-05-07 02:21:34

Posting immediately after you bobby.

The person below likes playing in mud.

blissed · 25-05-07 04:18:53

Oh no, not in the winter when it's cold. I like running around in the warm summer rain tho. you get a little bit muddy doing that.

I'd like to formally announce in this thread the nomination of the person below to run for the office of president of the united states. A minor technicality enables me to do this (the servers are in the US) even tho I'm a British subject *spits at the queen* congratulations and good luck.

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kirejos · 25-05-07 04:59:15

Thanks, but no thanks Besides, Americans would never elect a dual-citizen. Especially a Swedish-American. Conservatives would label me an atheist, socialist, pinko-commie, welfare-state spy, and probably demand that I renounce my Swedish citizenship (which I would never do).

I would also hope that I never develop the warped masochistic ego required for that endeavor. Why anyone would put up with having their entire life placed underneath an international political microscope I'll never know. They can't possibly be happy. Unless they really are puppets. Popular puppets.

The person below is a trained, and board-certified ventriliquist.

blissed · 26-05-07 02:05:53

My 7 year training was a waist of time. Theres no work out there.

If the person below was in the restaurant business they'd be a catastrophe waiter, taking great pleasure at spilling food all over their customers :)

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ms4766 · 27-05-07 13:08:42

Well, I just served a wafer-thin mint to a Mr Creosote. What a mess!

The person below also likes to throw up in restaurants.

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blissed · 28-05-07 13:46:27

Not really, it tends to spoil the moment.

The person below gives names to all the objects they value, like Sally the car or Kevin the computer.

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gala · 28-05-07 14:24:08

My computer's name is Gertrude. My car's name...[if I were visible to you you'd find me tapping the side of my nose with my index finger the way Richard and Bobby do to show either knowingness or that someone has done something clever, or at least that's how I'm interpreting it]

I usually know the name of the thing when I first come into contact with it. I find it's one of those 'gut instinct' sort of things. It just presents itself to you and you usually know exactly what to call it.

The person below has an opinion on which Christopher Guest film was the funniest and wishes to share it with the group.

blissed · 29-05-07 00:08:49

I didn't know he'd actually acted in any films, I'm pretty sure he was a musician right up until the day he died.

The person below looks more intelligent than they really are

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aven frey · 29-05-07 08:26:04

Yeah that's me. I look especially more intelligent then I actually am when I wear my hair in plaits.
The person below thought that dying their hair a different colour then blond would make people take them more seriously.

blissed · 29-05-07 13:17:34

I love your hair bobby, it's long, blonde gets into all sorts of messy or swirly shapes and brushed through or in pigtails is just lovely.

The person below is quite naturally one of lifes winners

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gala · 29-05-07 13:54:36

Dandy is life's biggest winner, as she coined the phrase 'WINNERS ALL ROUND!'

The person below thinks The Muppets are awesome.

jwhite · 30-05-07 02:10:57

I know this is out of turn, but I've been away.

"Doodoo head bastard persons!"- Corky St. Clair; I convulse every time. I don't buy movies, but own all the guest efforts; Waiting for Guffman is still my fave.

Back to the Muppets.

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ms4766 · 31-05-07 16:42:39

That reminds me of this joke (which in a way seems to fit here):
What's green and smells of pig? Kermits finger...

Anyway, I sure think The Muppets are awesome. Who doesn't?

The person below thinks The Blues Brothers are awesome too.

blissed · 01-06-07 01:26:32

As you know, in the wild, muppets can be extremely dangerous, so in a fight between the muppets and the blues bros, the blues bros wouldn't stand a chance, they'd be out smarted by the muppets and killed instantly, then the muppets would feel bad and give them a full muppet funeral.

The person below has no idea what their doing

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blissed · 02-06-07 02:43:01

I have special needs, so I don't have to know what I'm doing.

The person below has nearly finished raising funds for the new life is from outer space museum to be built in Frankston Melbourne.

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