The person below

aven frey · 03-05-07 01:24:04

I can't lick my elbow but I lick my breasts, that was a good trick when I was a stripper, I expect if I could have licked my elbow that would have got me tips also!
The person below thinks ladies licking their breasts is funny and would have laughed at me if they saw me do it at a strip club!

blissed · 03-05-07 02:28:42

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm :) my mind can't really push past the mental image of you licking your breasts to think of anything coherent to say about it.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm bobby licking her breasts..........

The person below occasionally drifts off into their own little dream world and thats why they don't drive or get given anything important to do at work.

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jwhite · 03-05-07 04:48:03

I'm sorry, what was that you just said?

The person below occasionally drifts off into their own little dream world and thats why they don't drive or get given anything important to do at work.

Oh, yeah, Thanks a mill!

The person below... I'm sorry, I forget what I was here for... oh, does something to or for some one, I guess...

kirejos · 03-05-07 06:04:01

Lick bobby's breasts? (I'm sorry, couldn't resist )

The person below writes music/songs and would love to sing/play one for us. YouTube link maybe? Wear a mask/disguise, or not.

cromin · 04-05-07 00:46:50

The person typing this is new and his head hurts.

the person below is hogging all the aspirin and single malt.

blissed · 04-05-07 01:34:46

If your in Somerset you must've been at the cider. Don't bother with pills just have cider for breakfast :)

Anyway, welcome to the forum :)

If the person below clicks on the link below they'll find a truly extraordinary recording, the guitar solo near the end is actually Jimi Hendrix.

http://a.parsons.edu/%7Ebaron/audio/zoom-160.mp3

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cromin · 04-05-07 21:29:01

outstanding link!!

Thanks for the welcome.

The person below drinks vodka out of a brown paper bag

blissed · 04-05-07 21:59:09

You have to be sooo careful or the bag gets soggy and falls apart.

The person below has trouble understanding what people say to them.

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cromin · 04-05-07 23:37:44

what was that?

the person below is Blissed!?!?!?

blissed · 05-05-07 00:57:56

How did you guess!! :)

The person below isn't

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aven frey · 07-05-07 02:46:10

That'd be me.
The person below can see cool things out their window right now and will tell us all about them.

blissed · 07-05-07 16:05:49

Yep a tree :) thats cool. and sunshine. I think I should go outside.

The person below works in an office but has a deep yearning to feel the sun on their skin and the fresh breeze on their face, filling their lungs, they wanna run free all day long through fields of flowers and ancient woodland, preferably naked. I don't know what job description that is closest too, praps the person below can tell me :)

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ms4766 · 07-05-07 21:52:04

Oh yeah, I'm a life guard at a nude beach! :-)

The person below likes to spend lots of time at a nude beach.

aven frey · 08-05-07 01:53:00

actually I think the profession Blissed described is a fairy.
The person below likes to spend lots of time at a nude beach. (I would but the one I'm closest to is to far away!)

blissed · 08-05-07 03:48:46

I'm not sure about using a nude beach. If I had an erection I wouldn't want everyone seeing it and sort of knowing what I was thinking about and if I got an erection as the donkey rides went past, that would just be too embarrassing.

The person below told a fib once.

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cromin · 08-05-07 11:30:26

Yes I did but i'm not letting on what it was

the person below doesn't know who they really are

blissed · 09-05-07 18:24:18

$12000 goes to the first person below who can tell me who I am.

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Khanada Faye · 09-05-07 19:10:31

Jim Morrison--you faked your death and are hiding out here among us

The person below has been skinny-dipping within the last twelve months.

Last edited by Khanada Faye (09-05-07 19:11:54)

cromin · 09-05-07 19:15:30

That was me, but it was in my own bath.

The person below has a dark secret involving Blissed

blissed · 09-05-07 22:20:24

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blissed · 09-05-07 22:21:37

The person below knows my dark secret but would never tell because of the great love between us.

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cromin · 09-05-07 22:24:14

Well, I had to be the one didn't I. Must be the Somerset connection

The person below has worked as a Butler for Bobby.

blissed · 10-05-07 00:38:51

Sounds like a great job! she'd never get locked out again, you could answer the door, make the tea, tuck her in at night. You'd have to maintain a high standard of work tho, or she'd say, I've got a list as long as my arm of people wanting your job. Could be too much pressure :)

The person below already has the best job in the world.

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aven frey · 10-05-07 01:15:15

I think you'd all agree that would be me!

The person below has the second best job in the world.

blissed · 10-05-07 22:55:47

I always have to put up with second best, thats the story of my life!!

The person below takes only 5 minutes to eat their own wieght in cake.

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