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Have you ever posted on the IFM message board drunk?
I don't drink alchamyhole but if I did and I got drunk, I wouldn't post because my posts would be far too silly :)
Did you know that if you wear a hat made from baking foill on your head every time you make a call, your brain is protected from the harmful effects of radiation?
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Of course!!!
Who was/is your favorite Transformer and why?
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Michael Jackson
When I am sad and weary....
When all my hope is gone....
I walk around my house and think of you with nothing on
Do you? does it cheer you up thinking of me with nothing on? Does anyone else feel like that, that the thought of me naked can re-energise them and give them the will to live?
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Yeah sure.
How can I stop the wet paint in the office giving me a headache?
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Take up chroming
What colour would you pick
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pink of couse!
What colour would you pick?
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I always thought neon orange was pretty classy
do you keep spare shoes at work?
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no, my dad doesn't care if my feet get wet!!
What kind of shoes are best for wet weather?
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I'd go for something water proof :)
How many pair of shoes is enough :)
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Who cares
Do you like walking in the rain and getting wet?
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oh yes, unless I have to be in the cold for ages.
Do you prefer winter or summer?
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I like spring and autumn actually but Summer is definitely better than winter unless theres snow, which there never is here. So in summary :) I'd say I prefer summer :)
I'm going to the polling station to vote now. Does anyone else get a really good feeling when they do that?
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Definitely. There are two occasions in America when I get that warm and fuzzy feeling. Partly because they are untouchable by bickering partisans. Something undeniably free of petty political bullshit. Two things that can make you feel good to be alive, and proud to be who you are.
Fourth of July fireworks, and voting.
I always think about the monumental sacrifices my fore-bearers made searching for something better in a new world. I don't know if I would have had that kind of fortitude.
Qualifier-On the other hand, if I felt disenfranchised as a voter like so many people in recent elections over here, I probably wouldn't be so cheery about it.
I'm going to go jogging now, does anyone else get a really good feeling when they do that?
Words tend to be inadequate -Jenny Holzer
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1 no
2 people I see out jogging don't look like their enjoying themselves
3 jogging wears your joints out apparently
4 I prefer cycling
1 how much money have you got in the bank?
2 whats your address?
3 can I come and stay for free?
4 for a month?
5 permanently?
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$7.85
28 Browns Rd Surfers Paradise
yes
for a year
yes
Will you bring in the big bucks, cook me dinner and clean my house?
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Yes of course, I don't know about the big bucks tho, might need some help with that one :)
My friends having a baby in 5 weeks, anyone got any advice?
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5 weeks! It's too late for advise!
Why do you or do you not have children?
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I think my first girlfriend was the only person who was prepared to try and understand the problem I had with my foreskin and if we'd stayed together we would have probly had children, but everyone else I've met has left me feeling worse about it than before. Still, if my frenulum op works, all I'll have to worry about is anxiety related erectile dysfunction :) hope not :)
Have you ever thought you might have told people more than they wanted to know? :)
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Christ it sounds hard to be a boy!
Yes, I think I do it all the time.
For what other reasons is it hard to be a boy?
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Involuntary, spontaneous boners in grade school. Surprise! You've got a boner!
Thank god those days are over. Boy hormones are such a strange phenomenon of Mother Nature, for some reason I would always have to go to the bathroom to jerk-off during Spanish class. I seriously think it must have had something to do with the time of day.
Boys are such pervs. I used to constantly visualize all the girls in my class naked, fantasize about them at night, etc.
Would you say that your best years are ahead of you, or behind you? Or are they right now?
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ahead of me, I've got big plans for myself!
Cool question (and I'm sort of hogging all the questions) so Would you say that your best years are ahead of you, or behind you? Or are they right now?
ps Kirejos, you're not the only one who constantly visualizes people naked etc. just that I can't really blame it on teenage hormones anymore!
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I reckon I might have a different opinion about this later and maybe have had a different one in the past, but I reckon that my best years are ahead. Every year on my birthday I spend some sort of ritualised time by myself thinking about what I was like the last time I did the same thing, and every time I come to the same conclusion: I am hotter and more fucken awesome every year. Since I was about 20 I have continued to kick a greater percentage of ass all the time, so I figure it's going to keep on the up until my scheduled heroin overdose at 37.
How do you feel about Pee-Wee Herman?
edit: I said 'I reckon' twice in one sentence. Australia is slowly seeping into my life in every way it can. Mmm Australia.
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He's slightly funny when I'm very drunk and doesn't even register when I'm sober (I am not an alcoholic and anyone who says otherwise is just a liar who tells lies).
If you where the opposite sexual orientation to the one you are who would be on your "guilt free three"?
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Oh my. Well, I guess that would be Mr. Clooney, Mr. Pitt and Homer Simpson
What was your most emberassing moment in swimming class?
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That would be the time i thought i was drowning in water that was shallow enough to stand up in.
Prisoner Cell Block H or Prison Break?
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