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Will Australia finally vote out the liberal government in this coming election?
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He's four posts above us!
Will Australia finally vote out the liberal government in this coming election?
Yes, and John Howard will be declared the sexiest man in the Southern Hemisphere. Bobby will crown him. : )
Can you name a word in English that rhymes with 'orange'? If not, why not?
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arrange
When I try and freestyle I look like a complete tool but I like this form of rap because it's so joyful, in this clip some of the structure to the rhymes are great and everyone there knows this and goes wooooooh!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmqXKbxDoJ0
Have you ever tried rapping or penning a rhyme?
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ha ha when I was a kid I used to live on a lot of land and I had this cool little spot where no one could see, hear, or find me and I would make up songs and dances among which were a rap version of the song We are Australian, you know it goes, we are one but we are many and from all the lands on earth we come, we share a dream and sing with one voice I am you are we are Australian! oh so lame and so funny. Speaking of rhymes and blatant cross promotion there is a lady named azuyre who has just posted a really cool video over at www.ishotmyself.com where she rhymes - and gets naked!
What more could you want?
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Your gonna have to do that song on video now! :) in front of an Australian flag :)
Did you know the Elephant poo juice drink featured in this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R25Eflr0oJ8 is now commercially available?
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Maybe Nelly will come out with a version of "Pimp Juice", and call it "Poop Juice"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ojF2R3C6lME
Are you a slacker?
Words tend to be inadequate -Jenny Holzer
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I use to be, and I was late for nearly everything, but now I spose I'm a clock teaser, I race to get there almost on time!! If you've strained every sinew trying to run to catch a train that pulls away just as you get there, you'll know what I mean :)
Wouldn't dentists make so much more money, if they told you not to bother to clean your teeth?
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i reckon they'd lose it all in malpractice suits by the time it's all said and done.
do you like going to the dentist?
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I love it, being one and teaching many! To go up one, it's because we are so altruistic that we wish to endanger our species that you may prosper.
And, the whole oral thing...
What's the difference between love and lust?
(some would say spit and swallow...)
To be or not to be- Hamlet
To live is to fly- Townes Van Zant
Do be do be do; Come fly with me- Frank Sinatra
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What's the difference between love and lust?
In the end, there is none.
("Spit vs swallow"? So how would you categorize cum swapping?)
Do you think human beings will ever develop the technology by which they can live forever?
Last edited by chaoswhisperer (17-04-07 03:31:44)
Do I dare disturb the universe?
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I damn well hope so, and kinda soonish also!
If you had to choose between living forever and having kids what would you choose?
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Mmmm, wow, that's easily one of the most profound questions I've heard in a long time.
Right now, live forever. I'm sick with wanderlust. I need to go places. But things change.....do they ever. That's one thing I always take away with me, but they always change for the better
Artists inspire, another great way of achieving immortality. Children are flesh and blood though. God, great question.
If you had to choose between living forever and having kids what would you choose?
Last edited by kirejos (17-04-07 04:29:39)
Words tend to be inadequate -Jenny Holzer
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Well I don't want either so I'd probably choose having a kid so long as I could give it away
Would you take my baby?
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jesus.
how many times a day do you brush your teeth?
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yeah Cate I'll take your baby.
I clean my teeth twice a day and floss floss, floss floss floss floss
Do you find yourself worryingly drifting in and out reality? *carries on eating straw* Yum!
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never. you would not believe how firmly grounded in reality i am at this moment.
have you ever had veganaise?
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I know some vegans would disagree but I don't see anything wrong with eating free range eggs. If you keep a pet chicken they just leave eggs everywhere anyway, so you might as well eat them.
Actually, I just had a great idea!!!!!! looking at my water bill. Wouldn't it be good if sewage was used to make methane that created usable electricity, you could have an outgoing sewage meter fitted at your house and get credits for the amount you contribute and if you crapped enough, you could pay your entire bill in poop :)
Should I be so generous with my ideas or keep them to myself? :)
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Keep them to yourself, their worth a fortune.
Lee majors crashed his plane and was made into the bionic man.
If I asked to be made into a bionic woman, would they still do that for free?
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So, you were riding shotgun and instead of having them make two Bionic Men, you asked to be made into the Bionic Woman?
If that was the case, they very well can't discriminate against you and not Lee Majors. So, yeah, you'd get dialed in.
Why do I find this photograph so intriguing?
I used to be a sweet boy.
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Because marine biologists finally now have proof of the dolphin's legendary taste for sideburns (a dolphin delicacy).
If you go to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Random and click on the "Random article" link in the navigation box to the upper left five times, what do you get?
Last edited by kirejos (22-04-07 08:29:08)
Words tend to be inadequate -Jenny Holzer
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Believe it or not:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transgenic_plant
:-)
What's the most useless/distasteful/weird item you've ever come across on ebay?
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If you put your toe nail clippings on ebay you won't get any serious bids, not really. If you did accept a bid you could uphold your part of the bargain and send your toe nail clippings and you wouldn't get the money. That is the big drawback with ebay.
When I used to eat meat and I saw on the front of a package that the product contains mechanically recovered meat! doesn't that just make you wanna become a veggy right there? :)
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Yes. But, at least they could tell you that it was mechanically recovered meat. Some "deli-meats" have mechanically recovered garbage in them (skin, cartilage, who knows what the fuck).
What's good on rice cakes besides hummus, that doesn't have a lot of fat or sodium?
Words tend to be inadequate -Jenny Holzer
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Wild sex.
Is it too late to save our children from a rapidly warming world?
To be or not to be- Hamlet
To live is to fly- Townes Van Zant
Do be do be do; Come fly with me- Frank Sinatra
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Yeah. Buy beach front property.
Have you ever posted on the IFM message board drunk?
I used to be a sweet boy.
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