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#451 14-04-07 05:22:27

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The film director Rowdy Herrington who directed Gladiator is bobbys half brother and he also directed  "Bobby Jones - Stroke of Genius," which sort of sums her up really and so I suggested she use that name and she said yes I am a genius I think I will. Actually the next film her brother directed was The Stickup starring James Spader who bobby met and successfully seduced on 2 occasions and thats how she came to be known as bobby and altho she'll deny it, thats actually the truth.


Has the person below ever met anyone famous and did you get on with them or annoy them?

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#452 14-04-07 06:01:18

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I once met the composer Aaron Copland but was such a teenaged dork all I asked him about was the Emerson, Lake, and Palmer versions of his work (Rodeo, Fanfare for the Common Man). He just rolled his eyes!


The person below has a really obscure, totally geeky hobby, but loves to tell people about it anyway.

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#453 14-04-07 12:38:43

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I make model poodles out of mash potato.



This is a picture of the person below, we know you have an accumulation of problems and Ernie forgives you for anything you might have done, so please give yourself up.

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#454 14-04-07 13:40:44

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i'd give myself up to ernie anytime. 

i always thought bert and ernie were pretty queer. 

i have constant access to the internet again.  everyone is going to wake up to tons of my bullshit.  you can thank richard, who got me a modem.  or curse him, depending upon how you feel about my bullshit. 

the person below likes oysters and wants to tell us why.

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#455 15-04-07 06:50:49

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Thanks richard, I love your bullshit.

I love oysters too, they have a pearl inside smile

I also like clams, I had a female roommate in Boston who referred to cum as "man chowdah". I always laugh and remember that, and try not to puke when I'm eating New England clam chowder, which is delicious.

The person below likes to lick skin after a day at the beach.

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#456 16-04-07 01:17:28

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gala wrote:

ii always thought bert and ernie were pretty queer.

If bert and ernie were to admit to being queer I honestly think their lives would be so much happier.

kirejos it's a long time since I've been to the beach. I might try that.


The person below has just told me to tell you















Rabbits will rise up and take over the world on August the 5th.





















be afraid!!


























I'm overjoyed!!!

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#457 17-04-07 01:08:06

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People just don't wanna hear the truth do they.




The person below knows that you can learn card tricks from videos but that can only take you so far, sometimes you have to actually use magic.

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#458 17-04-07 11:48:55

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Thats what I do.



My friend has agreed to go on an extended family outing to see some exhibition skating even tho she'll be bored silly. Could the person below try and complete this sentence.

Your not gonna believe this! I can't come to the skating because__________________

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#459 20-04-07 20:25:33

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.......my doctor told me I'm allergic to the Ice Capades.

                                   Or

.......my Irritable Bowel Syndrome is flaring up again.

                                   Or

.......I have to catch a flight to Sheboygan, and it's too late to cancel without losing my frequent flyer miles.

The person below has advice for people switching to decaf.


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#460 20-04-07 22:37:28

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So you didn't buy the beans then?
I can advise you on giving up coffee completely cuz I don't drink it. and my advice if you want to give up coffee.


Don't drink it.




The person below is so impressed with my response that their going to compliment me and retain me as their adviser on pretty much everything.

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#461 21-04-07 23:32:46

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Blissed I worship you.



The person below used to be a big fan of the chuckle brothers,




until the big sex scandal.

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#462 22-04-07 01:19:40

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I'm a big fan of those mustaches, for sure, but I have no idea who they are otherwise.  Sorry.

It's sunny and warm where the person below is.


I used to be a sweet boy.

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#463 22-04-07 18:36:44

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...which means I have to spend the whole d@mn day watering the grass!

The person below is nursing a hangover... but no regrets.

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#464 24-04-07 01:29:56

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I don't get them but my dog gets them really bad.

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The person below is an animal lover.

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#465 24-04-07 02:51:12

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Ooh, I've never done this before!

I love animals, especially my little cat Kara.  I have to learn how to post pictures (Blissed, I'm sure you could teach me!).  That way I can share a picture of my little beloved, who is lovable beyond measure.  She's my little Donna Summer--my boyfriend hates it when I say, "She loves to love!"

The person below has recently fallen in love.


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I'm so in love with you I can't stand up" -- Kim Addonizio

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#466 24-04-07 06:58:20

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Kanada Faye Blissed made a tuorial on how to post a picture which can be found here
http://www.ifeelmyself.com/forum/viewtopic.php?id=237

Fallen in love ay does reignighting my passion for Flaubert count?

The person bellow loathes the Bourgeois almost as much as Flaubert

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#467 24-04-07 07:18:12

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Cate wrote:

Khanada Faye Blissed made a tutorial on how to post a picture which can be found here
http://www.ifeelmyself.com/forum/viewtopic.php?id=237

Fallen in love ay does reignighting my passion for Flaubert count?

The person bellow loathes the Bourgeois almost as much as Flaubert

Thank you, Cate!


"give me your shoulder to lean against, steady me, don't let me drop
I'm so in love with you I can't stand up" -- Kim Addonizio

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#468 24-04-07 11:56:19

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Cate wrote:

The person bellow loathes the Bourgeois almost as much as Flaubert

How does his work stand up against Harry Potter 1 and 2.

I googled him and I think he's got a nice moustache!

Faye if you get stuck just either email me or ask me here :)


The person below is gonna be a star one day.

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#469 25-04-07 00:12:47

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Which day? Do you see any romance in my future? smile

The person below would like to meet me in Chamonix on Mont Blanc for a heli-ski vacation some day smile


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#470 25-04-07 13:23:04

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I sure would - but only for après-skiing. I am Swiss but that does not mean I have to actually LIKE skiing.

The person below would like to meet me for a nice fondue plausch up on Mt Blanc. (I get the cheese, you bring Schnaps..)

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#471 25-04-07 23:27:21

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I'm a bit tied up at the mo but if we both get a USB  fondue set we can share the experience remotely.

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The person below wears so much perfume or cologne, you can smell them coming before you see them :) Just a little dab will do to subtly compliment the existing natural smell or wear nothing and let someone experience your fresh natural odour, that can only really be sensed from within your own personal space ooooooooh!

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#472 29-04-07 22:19:00

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Control yourself.




The person below is wide awake and never grumpy in the mornings, is well organised and never late.

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#473 01-05-07 01:12:38

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Yeah.......right smile

All I can say for my morning routine is that I eat one whole grapefruit, no matter what. It took me twenty years to accomplish that. Wide awake? Not recently, switched to decaf. Never grumpy? Mmm, sometimes grumpy. Well organized, and never late?? Yeah.......right tongue

Maybe if I worked at Legoland.......

The person below will describe to us their dream job, other than being a mattress tester, sex toy tester, massage oil test subject, Sports Illustrated swimsuit model suntan lotion applying person, etc. etc. etc.


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#474 01-05-07 05:40:00

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Is astronaut on your list of excluded boyhood fantasies? Ah, well...

Actually, I think my dream job might well be long-haul trucker: Bizarre as it no doubt seems to others, I have a real love of cross-country highway driving. But, of course, it'd be no life for a family man.

The person below actually is a professional sex toy tester, or something equally surprising and delightful (employees of IFM not eligible to play).

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#475 02-05-07 19:39:05

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How did you know! They don't last long in my hands, I test them to destruction.



The person below can lick their elbow. How do you do that!!?

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