Keeping busy in lockdown - the naked, spring cleaning edition.

Mikaela · 05-10-21 04:00:21

Feck HQ is enduring yet another lockdown. I'm once again enjoying the fact that my workdays don't necessarily require pants. Another bonus of being able to work from home is that it keeps me occupied.

Weekends though, well they are a different story. Alongside lots of wanking, I've been indulging in some extreme spring cleaning. I'm not sure whether to be concerned or proud of the fact that I have reached the "using a brush attachment for the drill to clean the shower" stage of lockdown.

I actually love cleaning the shower, because it makes SO MUCH SENSE to do it naked!

What are some essential spring clean tasks I can tackle next? Bonus points if clothes are not required, of course!

richard · 05-10-21 06:50:36

Wait, I need one of those brushes!

Mikaela · 05-10-21 08:08:23

I highly recommend them, they come in lots of sizes too!

alsbosilver · 05-10-21 08:43:36

Whoa this machine is beautiful !!

And how many times have you masturbated this weekend Mikaela ?

I hope not with this brush all the same ...?

privignus · 05-10-21 23:13:10

Hi Mikaela,

you look cute and focused! Excellent use of cordless tools.

I am told that naked gardening is good for fertility, although depending on how private your garden is your neighbours might notice.

I once went on a bathroom cleaning binge in my student days after a female neighbour had to borrow my shower in a windowless bathroom. Her plumbing problems continued and she was appreciative when she returned.

Mikaela · 06-10-21 03:22:49

alsbosilver wrote:

Whoa this machine is beautiful !!
And how many times have you masturbated this weekend Mikaela ?
I hope not with this brush all the same ...?

I can assure everyone that I did not masturbate with the cleaning brush, although the thought did cross my mind. I think this drill has a little too much power though, it's quite hard to control the speed when cleaning, so I imagine it would be hazardous to wank with - however, I have used a modified power tool (a reciprocating saw with a dildo attached to it) in the past!

I think it was three or four times, so about the standard amount for me.

Mikaela · 06-10-21 03:32:22

privignus wrote:

Hi Mikaela,
you look cute and focused! Excellent use of cordless tools.
I am told that naked gardening is good for fertility, although depending on how private your garden is your neighbours might notice.
I once went on a bathroom cleaning binge in my student days after a female neighbour had to borrow my shower in a windowless bathroom. Her plumbing problems continued and she was appreciative when she returned.

Thanks! I tend to focus very well on cleaning. Interesting, I could get away with some nudity in my backyard - but after hearing that I'll skip the gardening as I don't have any desire to increase my fertility!

troyforyou · 06-10-21 05:49:04

Wait, are Australia's numbers up again? This sucks in terms of studio shoots.

Great picture!

Mikaela · 06-10-21 06:55:24

troyforyou wrote:

Wait, are Australia's numbers up again? This sucks in terms of studio shoots.
Great picture!

In Victoria, we are now getting our highest daily totals - we've been in lockdown since the start of August, but it's due to lift quite soon!

Thanks

richard · 06-10-21 08:28:24

troyforyou wrote:

Wait, are Australia's numbers up again? This sucks in terms of studio shoots.
Great picture!

We haven't done a studio shoot in...maybe 5 months?

alsbosilver · 06-10-21 09:09:04

Mikaela

t is a good average, indeed !!
You are extremely ingenious, this reciprocating saw story is pure genius !!
I suppose you have probably also tried vibrating sanders which give a large vibration surface and whose speed can be varied ...?
Perhaps you could one day publish a catalog of objects diverted to masturbate and feel new sensations?
Have a good spring in your country ... here in France, it's autumn ...
And masturbate a lot, always, every day ... it's so pleasant to imagine it for us !!

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