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Love calling it jerking off or stroking my cock, especially when I telling someone that Im about to do it.
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Honestly, I really like the words "masturbate" and "masturbation." I don't feel the need for slang - although I can see how you would need to vary your word choice if you were writing descriptions. Euphemisms usually exist because the subject of the original word was taboo and I want to get over those taboos.
Besides, it has multiple syllables. So you can draw it out and say it in a Barry White voice to make it sound sexy or a Jim Thirwell voice to make it sound smutty.
Matt
"The song sleeps in the machine"
-- Einsturzende Neubauten
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Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. Fuck.
Fuck!
"Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes."
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Possibly the most amusingly color euphemism I've read for female masturbation (one that really lives little to the imagination) was "dialing for O on the pink telephone!"
That and "playing the clit-ar!"
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oooh what a fun thread!
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I have now reread this thread and I am refrustrated from 2013. Nothing has changed.
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We have a nice, very sweet word in French to say masturbate: "to caress", which women or young girls use a lot, a little modestly ... but honestly, I don't know any word as powerful, beautiful, deeply human , exciting and promising that "masturbation"
"I masturbated while watching your video", "I masturbate almost every day" "and you, have you maturbated recently?" "at what age did you start to masturbate? " "I'm going to masturbate" ... just writing this message, I feel little tickles in my stomach ...
It is the most beautiful word in the world and which is understood in a very large number of languages...
"masturbim - masturbacija - masturbació - masturbación - masturbatsioon - maszturbáció - masturbazione-masturbatioun - masturbazzjoni - masturbatie - masturbacja - masturbação - masturbarea - мастурбация - masturbácia - masturbace - mastürbasyon...
Okay i think i will mas-tur-bate now !
Christian
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I have now reread this thread and I am refrustrated from 2013. Nothing has changed.
What, you didn't notice or like my new additions?
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They are super cute, MS, but they don't solve my problem which is the lack of a great usuable everyday term for masturbation performed by women.
What's that french word Alsbo?
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Did you hear this weird announcement from a few years back?
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Klittra is cute and I think it has potential.. just need to figure out how to conjugate it..
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I also liked DJ-ing. It's vague enough and if you imagine the moves on the turn table it could be equated specially to moves on the female anatomy.
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I think that one of the advantages of 'wank' is its flexibility. It can be used easily as a verb (I wank every morning) or as a noun referring to a specific event (I had a wank this morning).
An English comedian, Sarah Millican, said on television recently that she had picked up a recommendation for treating a migraine - "two Nurofens and a wank". She added laughingly, "and it worked." That's still quite a saucy admission for a young lady to make on UK television. But you couldn't do it it with words like 'masturbate' or 'jerk-off'.
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They are super cute, MS, but they don't solve my problem which is the lack of a great usuable everyday term for masturbation performed by women.
What's that french word Alsbo?
I wrote it in my comment, Viva : "to caress"
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I kind of like 'jilling off' as a verb for female masturbation.
'se caresser' is beautiful Alsbo. Nothing like it in German unfortunately.
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