weirdest thing you've ever fucked?

viva · 14-05-20 08:08:33

Hey some people might circle back to emails, some people have daily zoom meetings, but us Feck staff members use our office-wide remote messaging to thoughtfully discuss dildos. And other things we like to fuck. So we are wondering - what's the weirdest thing you've had sex with?

For me, it was probably a handful of skinny paintbrushes, in an IFM that's not been published yet. I guess I have a thing for paintbrushes cause it wasn't the first time I fucked one - you can see another (filmed) time in my video diary 3.6!

Mikaela · 14-05-20 08:12:27

Viva, were the paintbrush ends narrow and pointy??

For me, it's a tie between the gear stick of my ex's car or a TV remote (do not recommended, too boxy).

Mew · 14-05-20 08:20:24

Classic! I'm pretty boring when it comes to foreign objects, a carrot, some pens and I must admit - the old sharpie is pretty damn perfect for butt stuff, especially if you're a newbie! Just make sure you sanitise before and after

I did work with a British traveller who would carve her dildos out of sweet potato - sometimes you've gotta make do with what you've got and sweet potato is a super-food after all! I also watched one of my best friends fuck the pointy cone end of a cornetto ice-cream - mad respect.

_hyperballad_ · 15-05-20 00:43:50

The way I found out that I reallllllly like heavy smooth objects: I fucked myself with the pestle from a mortar & pestle, I still have it & every time I smash up herbs it makes me smile.

I also constructed my own anal beads (which a condom over it) because I didn't want to spring for butt toys if I didn't like it. Spoiler alert: I love it & now own several great butt play objects.

Actually there's one of my stories on Sonic Erotica about fucking myself with Magnus' deodorant bottle but I feel like using cosmetic products to get off isn't that unique...?

troyforyou · 15-05-20 18:18:19

That is sexy HB! I trust you had a smashing orgasm.

_hyperballad_ · 16-05-20 07:06:29

troyforyou wrote:

That is sexy HB! I trust you had a smashing orgasm.

You know it hahaha

_redbird_ · 20-05-20 08:59:10

One of the first "tools" I used for masturbation when I was a teen was a plastic chopstick, but rather than insert it, I sort of flicked it vertically from side to side over my clit. I didn't orgasm because I was still a clueless and inexperienced youth, but it felt awesome at the time. My mum eventually found it under my bed when she was vacuuming my room and was pissed because she thought I'd lost the other chopstick when I was eating there at some point.

viva · 21-05-20 02:54:30

hahaha that is an amazing story

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