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#1 23-02-07 23:06:24

Blind_Ryan
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From: Sacramento, Ca.
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The Sexual Purity Test.

This is the 100 question Purity Test.
Score one point for each "no" answer.
The total is your "Percent Pure".
MOS Stands for Member of the Opposite Sex.
"star" * the no's if you want to freak some people out smile
Good Luck!

Have you ever...
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1.told a dirty joke to an MOS
2.had a date
*3.been out on a date after 4 AM
*4.had a blind date
5.danced cheek to cheek
*6.kissed an MOS
*7.kissed an MOS in the horizontal position
*8.kissed an MOS in the last 3 months
*9.kissed an MOS underwater (showers don't count)
10.been French kissed
*11.kissed/been kissed on the breast
*12.kissed/been kissed on the thigh
13.been aroused (actually says had an erection but we changed it to fit women)
*14.necked
*15.necked for more than 2 consecutive hours
*16.come while necking
17.seen a naked MOS over the age of 15
*18.been seen naked by an MOS after puberty
19.seen a pornographic book/magazine
20.seen a pornographic movie
*21.committed an act of voyeurism (consciously/purposely watched 2 people going at it)
22.had an alcoholic drink
23.been drunk
*24.used alcohol to lower an MOS's resistance to sexual activity
*25.smoked tobacco
*26.smoked marijuana or hash
*27.used a stronger drug
*28.fondled a woman's breast/been fondled
*29.caressed an MOS's thigh
*30.fondled an MOS's buttocks
*31.fondled an MOS's genitalia
32.had your genitals fondled
*33.done/had done a clitoral stimulation
*34.had an orgasm due to manipulation by an MOS
*35.gone through the motions of intercourse while fully dressed
*36.massaged or been massaged by an MOS
*37.showered, bathed, or saunaed with an MOS
*38.been undressed by an MOS
*39.undressed an MOS
*40.had sexual intercourse (your score is about to go way up if you're a virgin)
*41.had sexual intercourse outdoors
*42.had sexual intercourse more than 10 times
*43.had sexual intercourse with a virgin
*44.had sexual intercourse 3 or more times in one night
*45.had sexual intercourse in 3 or more positions
*46.had sexual intercourse in a car
*47.had sexual intercourse with 2 MOS's in the same 24 hours
*48.had sexual intercourse with someone other than the one you lost your virginity to
*49.had sexual intercourse using a condom
*50.had sexual intercourse without a condom
*51.had sexual intercourse at an MOS's house
*52.had sexual intercourse within the last 3 months
*53.had sexual intercourse while swimming
*54.had sexual intercourse while another person was asleep in the same room
*55.had anal intercourse
*56.impregnated a woman/been impregnated
*57.arranged/had an abortion
*58.gone on/been the object of a nookie run over 100 miles (have you gone over 100 miles to fool around/have sex with someone or has someone done same to be with you)
*59.had/ given someone a hickey
60.described a sexual experience to a third party
*61.committed incest
*62.attended an orgy
?63.committed statutory rape
?64.committed forcible rape (you should be shot)
*65.been propositioned by a prostitute or pimp
*66.accepted above
*67.engaged in cunnilingus (oral sex)
68.engaged in fellatio
*69.???????
70.masturbated
*71.masturbated with another person in the room
*72.masturbated to a picture
*73.been caught masturbating
*74.watched another person masturbate
?75.been propositioned by a homosexual
*76.accepted the above
77.been masturbated by a member of same sex
*78.been orally stimulated by member of same sex
*79.had sexual intercourse with homosexual/bisexual MOS
*80.lived in a coed room with 3 or more occupants (for at least a week)
*81.displaced (sexiled) your roommate due to the visit of an MOS  for the night
*82.committed an OOPS! (barging in on an embarrassing situation)
83.been OOPSed on
*84.spent the night in an MOS's room or apartment
85.slept with an MOS
*86.wrestled with an MOS
*87.had an STD test due to reasonable suspicion
*88.had an STD
*89.had passion cramps (been really really frustrated)
*90.fondled an MOS under 13 years of age
*91.worn an MOS's underwear
*92.committed bestiality
93.tasted semen
94.simulated intercourse with an inanimate object
95.picked up an MOS
*96.played coed strip ________ (coed strip anything)
97.had an orgasm in a dream (this one is so sexist)
98.experimented sexually before puberty
*99.purchased contraceptives in a drugstore
*100.committed an act of exhibitionism

65-70 depending on semantics... For being a pariah in the US, I sure am "pure"

edit: By teh way, I'm gone in March... well, I'll be around... I guess... for a week or two after... but yeah. This is my goodbye.

Last edited by Blind_Ryan (23-02-07 23:07:20)


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#2 23-02-07 23:55:12

b_tennant
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Re: The Sexual Purity Test.

I guess I'm only 24% Pure. What can i say... I like to have fun. If I can help it that number will eventaully go down.


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#3 24-02-07 00:09:07

blissed
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Re: The Sexual Purity Test.

Well I've done the test and it's taken me 3 and a half hours and I just got all muddled up and I can't answer 69 cuz you haven't written anything there. Can't you find a shorter test thats a bit easier.

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#4 24-02-07 00:19:03

b_tennant
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Re: The Sexual Purity Test.

I think that question 69 is the question. i.e. have you ever done 69?


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#5 24-02-07 01:53:25

Nowaysis
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Re: The Sexual Purity Test.

If I wasn't kinda drunk,a nd slightly pissed as well, i'd ttoally do this test. But it will have to wait for another day. See yas alls later... big_smile


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#6 24-02-07 03:42:28

b_tennant
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Re: The Sexual Purity Test.

i mean the sex position 69


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#7 24-02-07 03:53:48

blissed
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Re: The Sexual Purity Test.

Where can I find it. Is it in a book somewhere or on a website.


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#8 24-02-07 04:19:57

b_tennant
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Re: The Sexual Purity Test.

yeah i'm sure you find it all over the internet. Okay think of it this way, we'll use two girls because the numbers work better that way, the top of the number 6 is the girls head and the circle is her pussy (as I was given an anatomy lesson just the other day) and the same thing on the number 9... 69. So one girls head would be between the other girl's legs and vice versa. Hopefully that gives you a good mental image... lol. But it also works with men and women. It's just that they're facing polar opposites when performing oral on each other.


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#9 24-02-07 04:40:29

blissed
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Re: The Sexual Purity Test.

Ha ha thanks Brandon that was a nice explanation and I feel bad now cuz I was just messing about :) So sorry :) but 2 girls is definitely the nicest image :) I hope you've taken the survey and come out as super sexy!! I did :)  I think I did it wrong.

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#10 24-02-07 05:54:44

Blind_Ryan
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From: Sacramento, Ca.
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Posts: 175

Re: The Sexual Purity Test.

The higher the "no" quotient, the less you've lived... although some of those I'd never answer yes to (and some of them I wish I never had)


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#11 24-02-07 06:05:58

b_tennant
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Re: The Sexual Purity Test.

so did you want us to post the answers or the scores?


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#12 24-02-07 06:51:41

Blind_Ryan
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Posts: 175

Re: The Sexual Purity Test.

The actual score. The answers are for brave folks like me.


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#13 24-02-07 07:15:59

kirejos
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Re: The Sexual Purity Test.

Blind_Ryan wrote:

By teh way, I'm gone in March... well, I'll be around... I guess... for a week or two after... but yeah. This is my goodbye.

This is your goodbye? I hope you'll be back after March.


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#14 24-02-07 07:23:24

b_tennant
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Re: The Sexual Purity Test.

Okay here's my answers. I made some comments next to some of the answers.

Have you ever...
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1.told a dirty joke to an MOS
2.had a date
3.been out on a date after 4 AM
4.had a blind date
5.danced cheek to cheek
6.kissed an MOS
7.kissed an MOS in the horizontal position - of course durring sex!
8.kissed an MOS in the last 3 months
*9.kissed an MOS underwater (showers don't count)
10.been French kissed
11.kissed/been kissed on the breast - i love sucking on nipples
12.kissed/been kissed on the thigh - i like to tease
13.been aroused (actually says had an erection but we changed it to fit women)
14.necked
*15.necked for more than 2 consecutive hours
*16.come while necking
17.seen a naked MOS over the age of 15
18.been seen naked by an MOS after puberty
19.seen a pornographic book/magazine
20.seen a pornographic movie
*21.committed an act of voyeurism (consciously/purposely watched 2 people going at it)
22.had an alcoholic drink
23.been drunk - did I mention i was in the military?
24.used alcohol to lower an MOS's resistance to sexual activity - she wanted it she was just nervous so I told her that she could have a screw driver to relax a little.
25.smoked tobacco
26.smoked marijuana or hash
*27.used a stronger drug
28.fondled a woman's breast/been fondled
29.caressed an MOS's thigh
30.fondled an MOS's buttocks
31.fondled an MOS's genitalia
32.had your genitals fondled
33.done/had done a clitoral stimulation
34.had an orgasm due to manipulation by an MOS
35.gone through the motions of intercourse while fully dressed - I think we were at homecoming or something
36.massaged or been massaged by an MOS
37.showered, bathed, or saunaed with an MOS - i love doing it in the bathtub
38.been undressed by an MOS
39.undressed an MOS
40.had sexual intercourse (your score is about to go way up if you're a virgin)
41.had sexual intercourse outdoors
42.had sexual intercourse more than 10 times - in the last week
43.had sexual intercourse with a virgin - 3 actually
44.had sexual intercourse 3 or more times in one night - I wanna see what guy can beat 7 times in 5 hours. My balls hurt when i was done.
45.had sexual intercourse in 3 or more positions
46.had sexual intercourse in a car
*47.had sexual intercourse with 2 MOS's in the same 24 hours - not that I can recall
48.had sexual intercourse with someone other than the one you lost your virginity to - yeah probably too many
49.had sexual intercourse using a condom
50.had sexual intercourse without a condom
51.had sexual intercourse at an MOS's house - We were laying on the couch together her back against my chest and she had a skirt on and her parents were sitting in the same room.
52.had sexual intercourse within the last 3 months
*53.had sexual intercourse while swimming - not yet
54.had sexual intercourse while another person was asleep in the same room - in a hotel room we were in one bed the other person was asleep (or we think) in the other bed
55.had anal intercourse - with girlfriend
56.impregnated a woman/been impregnated - long story
*57.arranged/had an abortion
58.gone on/been the object of a nookie run over 100 miles (have you gone over 100 miles to fool around/have sex with someone or has someone done same to be with you) - when i was in the army I drove 1100 miles home for one day for my girlfriends birthday and then drove all the way back to base after I gave her her birthday present and she "thanked" me.
59.had/ given someone a hickey
60.described a sexual experience to a third party
*61.committed incest - never will
*62.attended an orgy - not yet
63.committed statutory rape - I was 18 and she told me she was 16 but she was 15, the legal age of concent was 16
*64.committed forcible rape (you should be shot) - HELL NO!
*65.been propositioned by a prostitute or pimp
*66.accepted above
67.engaged in cunnilingus (oral sex) - girlfriend
68.engaged in fellatio - girlfriend
*69.???????
70.masturbated
71.masturbated with another person in the room - girlfriend
72.masturbated to a picture
73.been caught masturbating - when i was a teenager
74.watched another person masturbate - love watching women masturbate
75.been propositioned by a homosexual - long story
*76.accepted the above I'm straight
*77.been masturbated by a member of same sex - i'm straight
*78.been orally stimulated by member of same sex - i'm straight
79.had sexual intercourse with homosexual/bisexual MOS - I've had a couple bisexual girlfriends
*80.lived in a coed room with 3 or more occupants (for at least a week)
81.displaced (sexiled) your roommate due to the visit of an MOS  for the night
82.committed an OOPS! (barging in on an embarrassing situation)
83.been OOPSed on
84.spent the night in an MOS's room or apartment
85.slept with an MOS
86.wrestled with an MOS
*87.had an STD test due to reasonable suspicion
*88.had an STD
*89.had passion cramps (been really really frustrated)
90.fondled an MOS under 13 years of age - I know what all you sickos are thinking but I was 13 ALSO
91.worn an MOS's underwear - It was the only way she'd have sex with me. Oh shut up, you know if she was hott enough you'd do it too.
*92.committed bestiality - never will
*93.tasted semen - never will
94.simulated intercourse with an inanimate object
95.picked up an MOS
96.played coed strip ________ (coed strip anything)
*97.had an orgasm in a dream (this one is so sexist)
98.experimented sexually before puberty
99.purchased contraceptives in a drugstore
*100.committed an act of exhibitionism


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#15 24-02-07 09:13:15

Blind_Ryan
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Posts: 175

Re: The Sexual Purity Test.

Lawd, pimpin' I'm impressed!

K, yeah, I'm leaving. I'll check the forums for awhile but I'll probably fall off that due to my bad memory. I simply don't have the money until I can get out of this rut I'm in. I wish I could still post in the forum and not have access to the vids because, at the end of my day, the forums and the patrons therein are more important to me.

Just the General. Please let me stay at least on the General smile


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#16 24-02-07 21:47:07

Jareth
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Re: The Sexual Purity Test.

30% pure... and considering what I would have to do to lower that score, I think I'm comfortable with that. :-)

Have you ever...
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1.told a dirty joke to an MOS
2.had a date
3.been out on a date after 4 AM
*4.had a blind date
5.danced cheek to cheek
6.kissed an MOS
7.kissed an MOS in the horizontal position
*8.kissed an MOS in the last 3 months
9.kissed an MOS underwater (showers don't count)
10.been French kissed
11.kissed/been kissed on the breast
12.kissed/been kissed on the thigh
13.been aroused (actually says had an erection but we changed it to fit women)
14.necked
15.necked for more than 2 consecutive hours
*16.come while necking
17.seen a naked MOS over the age of 15
18.been seen naked by an MOS after puberty
19.seen a pornographic book/magazine
20.seen a pornographic movie
21.committed an act of voyeurism (consciously/purposely watched 2 people going at it)
22.had an alcoholic drink
23.been drunk
*24.used alcohol to lower an MOS's resistance to sexual activity
(but I've had it done to me)
*25.smoked tobacco
26.smoked marijuana or hash
*27.used a stronger drug
28.fondled a woman's breast/been fondled
29.caressed an MOS's thigh
30.fondled an MOS's buttocks
31.fondled an MOS's genitalia
32.had your genitals fondled
33.done/had done a clitoral stimulation
34.had an orgasm due to manipulation by an MOS
35.gone through the motions of intercourse while fully dressed
36.massaged or been massaged by an MOS
37.showered, bathed, or saunaed with an MOS
38.been undressed by an MOS
39.undressed an MOS
40.had sexual intercourse (your score is about to go way up if you're a virgin)
41.had sexual intercourse outdoors
42.had sexual intercourse more than 10 times
43.had sexual intercourse with a virgin
44.had sexual intercourse 3 or more times in one night
45.had sexual intercourse in 3 or more positions
46.had sexual intercourse in a car
*47.had sexual intercourse with 2 MOS's in the same 24 hours
48.had sexual intercourse with someone other than the one you lost your virginity to
49.had sexual intercourse using a condom
50.had sexual intercourse without a condom
51.had sexual intercourse at an MOS's house
52.had sexual intercourse within the last 3 months
*53.had sexual intercourse while swimming
54.had sexual intercourse while another person was asleep in the same room
55.had anal intercourse
*56.impregnated a woman/been impregnated
*57.arranged/had an abortion
*58.gone on/been the object of a nookie run over 100 miles (have you gone over 100 miles to fool around/have sex with someone or has someone done same to be with you)
59.had/ given someone a hickey
60.described a sexual experience to a third party
*61.committed incest
*62.attended an orgy
*63.committed statutory rape
*64.committed forcible rape (you should be shot)
65.been propositioned by a prostitute or pimp
*66.accepted above
67.engaged in cunnilingus (oral sex)
68.engaged in fellatio
69.???????
70.masturbated
71.masturbated with another person in the room
72.masturbated to a picture
73.been caught masturbating
74.watched another person masturbate
*75.been propositioned by a homosexual
*76.accepted the above
*77.been masturbated by a member of same sex
*78.been orally stimulated by member of same sex
*79.had sexual intercourse with homosexual/bisexual MOS
*80.lived in a coed room with 3 or more occupants (for at least a week)
*81.displaced (sexiled) your roommate due to the visit of an MOS  for the night
82.committed an OOPS! (barging in on an embarrassing situation)
83.been OOPSed on
84.spent the night in an MOS's room or apartment
85.slept with an MOS
86.wrestled with an MOS
*87.had an STD test due to reasonable suspicion
*88.had an STD
*89.had passion cramps (been really really frustrated)
*90.fondled an MOS under 13 years of age
*91.worn an MOS's underwear
*92.committed bestiality
93.tasted semen
94.simulated intercourse with an inanimate object
95.picked up an MOS
*96.played coed strip ________ (coed strip anything)
97.had an orgasm in a dream (this one is so sexist)
98.experimented sexually before puberty
99.purchased contraceptives in a drugstore
100.committed an act of exhibitionism


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#17 25-02-07 01:16:35

Nowaysis
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Re: The Sexual Purity Test.

I'm really sorry, but I'm drunk again, so I will have to postpone my purity test yet again. The earliest I can imagine is Friday night.

Wheee! big_smile

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#18 25-02-07 07:40:22

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Re: The Sexual Purity Test.

Sorry, I'm not very pure at all.

big_smile

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#19 25-02-07 23:19:30

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Re: The Sexual Purity Test.

Desertgirl44 wrote:

Sorry, I'm not very pure at all.

big_smile

To the pure all things are pure DG.

I love your new blog by the way.  Some very powerful work there.  You're a fine writer. Thanks for letting me share it.


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#20 26-02-07 00:11:46

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Re: The Sexual Purity Test.

well I already know I'm 100% pure, I don't need to do any tests!

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#21 26-02-07 00:46:29

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100% pure perv, that is.

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#22 02-03-07 07:41:43

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lies all lies.

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#23 02-03-07 16:45:24

Nowaysis
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Re: The Sexual Purity Test.

1.told a dirty joke to an MOS
*2.had a date
*3.been out on a date after 4 AM
*4.had a blind date
5.danced cheek to cheek
6.kissed an MOS
7.kissed an MOS in the horizontal position
8.kissed an MOS in the last 3 months
*9.kissed an MOS underwater (showers don't count)
10.been French kissed
*11.kissed/been kissed on the breast
*12.kissed/been kissed on the thigh
13.been aroused (actually says had an erection but we changed it to fit women)
14.necked
15.necked for more than 2 consecutive hours
*16.come while necking
17.seen a naked MOS over the age of 15
18.been seen naked by an MOS after puberty
19.seen a pornographic book/magazine
20.seen a pornographic movie
21.committed an act of voyeurism (consciously/purposely watched 2 people going at it)
22.had an alcoholic drink
23.been drunk
*24.used alcohol to lower an MOS's resistance to sexual activity
25.smoked tobacco
*26.smoked marijuana or hash
*27.used a stronger drug
28.fondled a woman's breast/been fondled
29.caressed an MOS's thigh
30.fondled an MOS's buttocks
31.fondled an MOS's genitalia
32.had your genitals fondled
33.done/had done a clitoral stimulation
*34.had an orgasm due to manipulation by an MOS
*35.gone through the motions of intercourse while fully dressed
36.massaged or been massaged by an MOS
37.showered, bathed, or saunaed with an MOS
38.been undressed by an MOS
39.undressed an MOS
*40.had sexual intercourse (your score is about to go way up if you're a virgin)
*41.had sexual intercourse outdoors
*42.had sexual intercourse more than 10 times
*43.had sexual intercourse with a virgin
*44.had sexual intercourse 3 or more times in one night
*45.had sexual intercourse in 3 or more positions
*46.had sexual intercourse in a car
*47.had sexual intercourse with 2 MOS's in the same 24 hours
*48.had sexual intercourse with someone other than the one you lost your virginity to
*49.had sexual intercourse using a condom
*50.had sexual intercourse without a condom
*51.had sexual intercourse at an MOS's house
*52.had sexual intercourse within the last 3 months
*53.had sexual intercourse while swimming
*54.had sexual intercourse while another person was asleep in the same room
*55.had anal intercourse
*56.impregnated a woman/been impregnated
*57.arranged/had an abortion
*58.gone on/been the object of a nookie run over 100 miles (have you gone over 100 miles to fool around/have sex with someone or has someone done same to be with you)
*59.had/ given someone a hickey
*60.described a sexual experience to a third party
*61.committed incest
*62.attended an orgy
*63.committed statutory rape
*64.committed forcible rape (you should be shot)
*65.been propositioned by a prostitute or pimp
*66.accepted above
*67.engaged in cunnilingus (oral sex)
*68.engaged in fellatio
*69.???????
70.masturbated
71.masturbated with another person in the room
72.masturbated to a picture
73.been caught masturbating
74.watched another person masturbate
75.been propositioned by a homosexual
*76.accepted the above
*77.been masturbated by a member of same sex
*78.been orally stimulated by member of same sex
*79.had sexual intercourse with homosexual/bisexual MOS
80.lived in a coed room with 3 or more occupants (for at least a week)
*81.displaced (sexiled) your roommate due to the visit of an MOS  for the night
*82.committed an OOPS! (barging in on an embarrassing situation)
*83.been OOPSed on
84.spent the night in an MOS's room or apartment
*85.slept with an MOS
*86.wrestled with an MOS
*87.had an STD test due to reasonable suspicion
*88.had an STD
*89.had passion cramps (been really really frustrated)
*90.fondled an MOS under 13 years of age
*91.worn an MOS's underwear
*92.committed bestiality
*93.tasted semen
94.simulated intercourse with an inanimate object
*95.picked up an MOS
96.played coed strip ________ (coed strip anything)
*97.had an orgasm in a dream (this one is so sexist)
98.experimented sexually before puberty
*99.purchased contraceptives in a drugstore
*100.committed an act of exhibitionism

So that makes 62%? Dunno what that really says about me, but I promised, although under the influence, to actually do the damn test. So I did it. smile


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#24 18-09-07 11:22:03

Liquid
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From: British Columbia, Canada
Registered: 22-07-07
Posts: 318

Re: The Sexual Purity Test.

Hmmmm....... Perhaps time to make a statement about myself? (Mayhap a sad one, but I am fine with it for now.) I just might  have everyone beat, even Nowaysis....Maybe I shoud be a monk....

Here goes.....

Have you ever...
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*1.told a dirty joke to an MOS
*2.had a date
*3.been out on a date after 4 AM
*4.had a blind date
5.danced cheek to cheek
*6.kissed an MOS
*7.kissed an MOS in the horizontal position
*8.kissed an MOS in the last 3 months
*9.kissed an MOS underwater (showers don't count)
*10.been French kissed
*11.kissed/been kissed on the breast
*12.kissed/been kissed on the thigh
13.been aroused (actually says had an erection but we changed it to fit women)
*14.necked
*15.necked for more than 2 consecutive hours
*16.come while necking
17.seen a naked MOS over the age of 15 
*18.been seen naked by an MOS after puberty
19.seen a pornographic book/magazine
20.seen a pornographic movie
*21.committed an act of voyeurism (consciously/purposely watched 2 people going at it)
22.had an alcoholic drink
*23.been drunk
*24.used alcohol to lower an MOS's resistance to sexual activity
*25.smoked tobacco
*26.smoked marijuana or hash
*27.used a stronger drug
*28.fondled a woman's breast/been fondled
*29.caressed an MOS's thigh
*30.fondled an MOS's buttocks
*31.fondled an MOS's genitalia
*32.had your genitals fondled
*33.done/had done a clitoral stimulation
*34.had an orgasm due to manipulation by an MOS
*35.gone through the motions of intercourse while fully dressed
*36.massaged or been massaged by an MOS
*37.showered, bathed, or saunaed with an MOS
*38.been undressed by an MOS
*39.undressed an MOS
*40.had sexual intercourse (your score is about to go way up if you're a virgin)
*41.had sexual intercourse outdoors
*42.had sexual intercourse more than 10 times
*43.had sexual intercourse with a virgin
*44.had sexual intercourse 3 or more times in one night
*45.had sexual intercourse in 3 or more positions
*46.had sexual intercourse in a car
*47.had sexual intercourse with 2 MOS's in the same 24 hours
*48.had sexual intercourse with someone other than the one you lost your virginity to
*49.had sexual intercourse using a condom
*50.had sexual intercourse without a condom
*51.had sexual intercourse at an MOS's house
*52.had sexual intercourse within the last 3 months
*53.had sexual intercourse while swimming
*54.had sexual intercourse while another person was asleep in the same room
*55.had anal intercourse
*56.impregnated a woman/been impregnated
*57.arranged/had an abortion
*58.gone on/been the object of a nookie run over 100 miles (have you gone over 100 miles to fool around/have sex with someone or has someone done same to be with you)
*59.had/ given someone a hickey
*60.described a sexual experience to a third party
*61.committed incest
*62.attended an orgy
*63.committed statutory rape
*64.committed forcible rape (you should be shot)
*65.been propositioned by a prostitute or pimp
*66.accepted above
*67.engaged in cunnilingus (oral sex)
*68.engaged in fellatio
*69.???????
70.masturbated
*71.masturbated with another person in the room
72.masturbated to a picture
*73.been caught masturbating             
*74.watched another person masturbate -----does IFM count?
*75.been propositioned by a homosexual
*76.accepted the above
*77.been masturbated by a member of same sex
*78.been orally stimulated by member of same sex
*79.had sexual intercourse with homosexual/bisexual MOS
*80.lived in a coed room with 3 or more occupants (for at least a week)
*81.displaced (sexiled) your roommate due to the visit of an MOS  for the night
*82.committed an OOPS! (barging in on an embarrassing situation)
*83.been OOPSed on
*84.spent the night in an MOS's room or apartment
*85.slept with an MOS
*86.wrestled with an MOS
*87.had an STD test due to reasonable suspicion
*88.had an STD
*89.had passion cramps (been really really frustrated)
*90.fondled an MOS under 13 years of age
*91.worn an MOS's underwear
*92.committed bestiality
*93.tasted semen
94.simulated intercourse with an inanimate object
*95.picked up an MOS
*96.played coed strip ________ (coed strip anything)
97.had an orgasm in a dream (this one is so sexist)
*98.experimented sexually before puberty
*99.purchased contraceptives in a drugstore
*100.committed an act of exhibitionism

That makes me 90% pure.....  And to increase all your amazement at this score, I am a (almost) 33 yr old male.    Man, I need to get out more....Thank  God for IFM and ISM!
.........now to just hit submit................


Don't Worry, Be Happy!

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#25 18-09-07 19:44:32

Sparks
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Registered: 31-07-07
Posts: 24

Re: The Sexual Purity Test.

Hmm,
iscore like.. 90.. now does that make me go to hell?

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