Shower Head

b_tennant · 22-02-07 21:49:32

How many women have a detachable shower head? A lady friend of mine says that "every girl needs one". An ex of mine said that is the only way she can orgams when masturbating.

Desertgirl44 · 23-02-07 08:59:59

I have played with them when staying in hotel rooms. Lots of fun but not very good for water-saving, drought-stricken Australians.

I don't have one at home but my mother does. I don't even want to think about it.

Nowaysis · 23-02-07 09:09:08

In Soviet Union, shower head detaches you...

Err... that is to say, we have them all over the place here in Sweden. In fact, anything built after 1950 is likely to have one. They're not as much fun for us guys though, or maybe I've just not discovered the right technique yet.

kirejos · 23-02-07 12:13:45

Nowaysis wrote:

They're not as much fun for us guys though, or maybe I've just not discovered the right technique yet.

The detachable shower heads in Sweden are shower heads in name only from my experience (but yes, probably much better for water conservation, good point Desertgirl). They are usually small, plastic, low-flow (sigh), and have a short hose, which makes it take forever to wash shampoo out of your hair, and soap out of your butt-crack. I think the Swedes (because they've thought of everything of course) decided to conserve water by forcing everyone to freeze their asses off under a trickle so that you're in and out in less than five minutes (showers I look forward to using for ten days at the beginning of next month mind you). Not only are the shower heads woefully inadequate over there, they design the showers themselves so that it's the shower head, a skimpy curtain, and a drain in the floor. That way if it's not cold enough already, the winds brought about by the rapidly rising/falling convection currents, will absolutely make sure yor testicles shrink-up to the size of raisins. All of which makes one have to towel-off like a neurotic just to get the blood flowing again.

Over here in the US where most people don't give the environment a second thought, and where the power and greed of corporations influence/brainwash people into a consumerist frenzy, we have the ability to purchase many different variable speed, massaging, pulsating, and water-wasting shower heads. Much to the sexual satisfaction of women, and men.

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Nowaysis · 23-02-07 15:32:20

There are those as well, but most people who build houses for profit won't install them for reasons you detailed very well, but what's stopping you from going out and purchasing one in a horny stupor?

kirejos · 23-02-07 17:05:11

I know, I'm just being a wise-ass. I was really only relating an experience I have when I visit one aunt & uncles house. They were born and raised in Angermanland (oldscool), and think that soothing showers are for sissies .
Um, as for the turbo-showerhead? My guilty conscience forced me to buy a water-saver, plenty of hot water, no massager. I just rely on IFM to take care of my horny stupors

b_tennant · 24-02-07 03:48:58

I like how the pulsating-massaging-turbo-showerheads feel on my back, but as a guy i haven't quite figured out yet how to use it in other ways. The 100psi jet of water against the tip of my penis doesn't exactly do it for me. It's actually kind of painful. The extra long 6-foot hose is really good for helping to get into those hard to reach cracks and crevises.

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