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Good question. I'd like the ability to morph not only into a woman or a man but to be lots of different types of people of different ages and abilities. l would of course use my special powers for good and to combat evil where ever it may be, as indeed I do with the special super powers I have already.
Is there any aspect of life in the future that you can visualise now or that you hope will happen in the future?
That's pretty good. I'd definately want the ability to morph so that I can morph into a woman and experience multiple orgasms. Us men got screwed on that deal... lol.
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Is Brandon gonna ask a question?
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Is Brandon gonna ask a question?
Whoops sorry. Also the answer to the question before I posted is: An aspect of my life that I visualize in the future is finishing my Masters Degree in Music Psychology. What I hope to happen in the future (very near future) is to find a nice girl I can marry and settle down with and have children.
This might have been asked already but 20 pages is alot to read through so I'll ask it anyway.
If you were told that you didn't have long to live, lets say 6 months, what would you do?
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Cry.
Do you arrive Late or early?
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Cry.
Do you arrive Late or early?
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I arrive when I get there.
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, and has a bed but never sleeps??
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Google says a river If you knew me well, you know I couldn't possibly fall back on my own common sense.
Do you think common sense is overrated and rather silly absent minded people have more value?
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Of course they have more value because who else would all the rest of us laugh at? lol
Do you think that the medical examiners and/or family are hiding the real cause of Anna Nichole Smith's death?
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Sorry Bran I must admit to not caring very much about how she died, be nice if her ex boyfriend can bring up her baby to have a good life tho.
Do you think it's true that for every minute you're angry, you lose 60 seconds of happiness?
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Well, they (some mental health professionals) say that Depression is anger turned inward. So the 1 min./60 sec. theory would make sense if Depression=unhappiness. But I've also heard that anger can be a useful emotion if it is used correctly to help heal. In any case it's very complex, Passive Anger vs. Aggressive Anger, etc. But generally speaking, when I'm angry I'm not happy. So, yes.
Do you like white chocolate, milk chocolate, or dark chocolate?
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Dark chocolate.
Boxers or briefs?
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I wear boxer briefs. It's tight and my nuts don't get tangled. A double win.
Will you miss me when I'm gone?
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Can I phone a friend? just kidding
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"I'm gonna go with E. The look of stupidity on my face is the largest".
What is the first thing you do when you get up in the morning?
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Put on my boxer shorts
What's sexier, the book or the film?
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Welcome to the forum Ozcaster. The only ever books I've read to the end have been Harry Potter 1 and 2 and I've seen the films and I'd have to say I'm not really sure which is sexier ha ha. Emma Watson tho who was pretty in those first films, is now looking lovely.
Was it you who stepped on a flea circus and killed all the performers on purpose!?
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Well corporate told me that I had to downsize and I felt so bad for putting all of those fleas out on the streets so I put them out of thier misery. Besides my 10 children and my cow weren't all that happy when they were around. It was either downsize or sell my tractor... which you know Blissed that I am very fond of.
If Peter Pipper Picked a Peck of Pickled Peppers, where's the Peck of Pickled Peppers Peter Pipper Picked?
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I didn't so much "step on them" as eradicate them with Frontline. Little bastards.
If you had to kick out just one of The Beatles and replace them with anyone else from any point in history, whom would you sack and whom would you replace them with?
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I'd say Rin-go; as to whom I would ring-in, how about Hildegaard of Bingham? She was a pretty fearsome Medieval chanteuse - maybe a bit of plainsong plus Lennon and McCartney would be pretty unique. After all they took on the Ravi Shankar influence .....
Red or white wine with baked beans?
P.S. Thanks for the welcome, Blissed, I've been hovering for a while, thought it was time to take the plunge.
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Ha ha beans I don't know anything about wine because I don't drink but it would have to be something classy. Also, wine contributes to intestinal gas, So if your single and someone approaches you who you've fancied for ages, the gas could interrupt your initial conversation.
Is making love to you like going to heaven?
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Making love to me will be like going to heaven with a big teddy bear guide... or having a big teddy bear protector.
Either way, that should be fun.
edit: Can someone find me a cheap music player? All I want is a bare-bones gui and the ability to play music on a massive scale (say 10 or so gigs worth)
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That hat comes with it otherwise things can get a bit uncomfortable.
Do you wanna go on my mowercycle?
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um I might pass on that one Blissed, it doesn't look so safe (for me anyway, I don't ride bikes I just sit on handle bars).
Does anyone have any gruesome mower tales, of the true, fiction, or urban legend nature?
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I was a sulky 15 year old in my bedroom. My father was in the back yard mowing the lawn. My mother was reading in her bedroom. Mowing stops. Door knocking begins. I ignore it, I figure my mum will answer the door and let my dad in. The knocking continues and begins to drive me up the wall so I stomp down the hall to let my father inside. Just as I opened the door he collapses, nursing a bloody, gory hand complete (or incomplete) with finger dangling by a mere thin piece of tissue. Apparently something had jammed the mower blades and he didn't bother switching the engine off before he knelt down to clear it. Whack! No more finger!
He was okay, the doctors stitched it all back together again. Didn't work too good and sat at a funny angle.
So, what's your gruesome lawn mower tale?
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It involves dog poo that I hadn't notice was there before I started. It's not gory just really disgusting :) sorry.
Did you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow?
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No it's not.
Do people often shake their heads and walk away from you?
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