The question game

blissed · 04-02-07 10:33:51

kirejos wrote:

Does your right shoe, or left shoe wear out first? In other words, do you think you strut more to your left side, or to your right side?

At the moment all my parts are perfectly balanced between left and right, including my genitals. I have to be careful when I fill my pockets. If I put something in my right pocket, I have to counter balance it with some random object of exactly the same weight in my left or obviously I'm gonna get problems with uneven wear on my shoes.

Can you finish this sentence. I'm sorry I'm late I....................

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aven frey · 05-02-07 01:01:32

left my juice at the juice bar counter and had to walk back and get it because if I don't have a juice in the morning I'm no good to no one.

Today is going to be fun because..................

The_West_Wind · 05-02-07 05:59:36

.....I get to answer you post, young Max.

What is your greatest hallucination?

blissed · 05-02-07 15:51:17

if you ask what my greatest humiliation is that'd be easy, I've got loads to choose from but I've never hallucinated. actually I have, I get one or two audible hallucinations (voices) in my right ear as I'm close to going to sleep.

As a few people already know, last year I was abducted by aliens who conducted some extremely enjoyable experiments on me and took a sperm sample, if that happened to you would you keep quiet about it or share your experiences like I have?

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Blind_Ryan · 05-02-07 15:55:58

Considering how vocal I am about everything... yeah, I'd tell.

Then ala The Sims 2, I'd give birth to an alien in 3 game days

What would you name your alien baby?

blissed · 05-02-07 18:07:37

Steph or Natalie

When you want to really relax, what do you do?

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The_West_Wind · 05-02-07 22:10:35

It seems pretty tame. They have more of your DNA than alien DNA. Why shouldn't you have the right to atleast name your kids. I dont want to sound crule, but its not like you'll be seeing them anytime soon. If the aliens that abducted you were Greys, their DNA is pretty much a clean slate because they have cloned themselves to the point where normal reproductive methods are a thing of their past and............

Sorry, I seemed to have gone off track for a sec.

To really relax... I get the biggest pillow I can find. Prop it up against the wall, check the house to make sure no one will hear me. Get settled in with a few cold cans of Coke zero, maybe a few snacks, flick on the playstation and get as much God of War and Prince of Persia as I can stand.
I tend to relax better when I'm alone.

What would you rant about if you could rant right now?

Blind_Ryan · 05-02-07 22:30:27

If I could rant, I'd rant about how kids these days are goddamn confusing to me... yeah I'm 23... I'm 23 going on 50.

I'm answering the last Q too because I want to snipe one.

What do you THINK I do to relax... I watch TV Series' on my computer with bologna sammiches en tow like any good going on 50 year old.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

blissed · 06-02-07 00:01:25

The How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? website wrote:

Part of the reason the question is so difficult to answer is that the amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the seasons and with the metabolisms of any individual woodchuck.

Would you wear the clothes of the opposite gender if your partner asked you to do that?

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The_Elfman · 06-02-07 00:31:05

Blissed. It's me. What do you think!!!

The How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? website wrote:

Part of the reason the question is so difficult to answer is that the amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the seasons and with the metabolisms of any individual woodchuck.

Would that be an unladen African Woodchuck?

blissed · 06-02-07 15:22:41

The_Elfman wrote:

Blissed. It's me. What do you think!!!

I think she'd have to try and stop you :)

Unladen woodchucks chuck no wood so I think that was just a question there to test my inteligence.

When the colts won the superbowl do they get to keep the bowl or is it put on display? If they won a cup as well and a spoon they could drink their tea out of the cup and use the bowl to eat their cornflakes.

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polarchill · 06-02-07 23:30:57

They spray their cups and put them in their lockers, before they get stinky. As for their bowls, they probably have to fill them with Wheaties, due to contractual obligations.

If you built the world's greatest sex toy, one that was so fantastic that it was bound to gain mainstream acceptance and make you a multi-millionaire, which celebrity would you hire to do uncensored pay-per-view commercial endorsements and spread the good word to the public?

The_Elfman · 07-02-07 01:00:23

blissed wrote:

When the colts won the superbowl do they get to keep the bowl or is it put on display? If they won a cup as well and a spoon they could drink their tea out of the cup and use the bowl to eat their cornflakes.

The trophy isn't a bowl Blissed. The Vince Lomardi trophy (named after the legendary football coach) is more correctly known as the NFL championship trophy and Tiffanys make a new one every year (or to be precise two in case one gets damaged) so yes the winning team does get to keep it.

blissed · 07-02-07 03:09:06

Not true, I have the pictures to prove it

The trophy itself

the sacred cup

The holy spoon

These are highly treasured in the world of American football. As any American will tell you.

polarchill wrote:

If you built the world's greatest sex toy, one that was so fantastic that it was bound to gain mainstream acceptance and make you a multi-millionaire, which celebrity would you hire to do uncensored pay-per-view commercial endorsements and spread the good word to the public?

Micheal Jackson of course.

If you had the choice of a free trip to any destination in the world, where would it be?

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aven frey · 07-02-07 06:17:51

your funny Blissed!!

I would go to Prague.
If you had the choice of a free trip to any destination in the universe, where would it be?

polarchill · 07-02-07 09:16:07

I would like to live on the moon for about two weeks, but only in a comfy "Space: 1999" kind of moon base. No rickety, cramped NASA-style space stations for me.

Speaking of moons, which major event would you like to streak?

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blissed · 07-02-07 17:04:10

A software conference. I'd go up on stage wearing a dressing gown and then take it off and do my speech naked. When I was flaccid I'd talk about software and if I had an erection I'd talk about hard disks and I'd drink a bottle of water like Steve Jobs does only I'd drink a carton of milk and pour it over me and rub it in.

Actually about the universe, I had the idea of cycling through a stargate and travelling the galaxy on a bicycle. I'd have to take a spare inner tube tho because I'm hopeless at mending punctures out on the road, or on an alien planet full of deadly gas and aliens that wanna eat my brains.

Your in a steel box with no openings and no way out.
HTF did you get in there!? :)

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aven frey · 08-02-07 00:20:28

I welded myself in for an art project. Luckily my welding is generally fairly shoddy so there are plenty of cracks for air and a straw for water and juice.

What would be the place most terrifying for you to be stuck for a period of time?

polarchill · 08-02-07 07:53:04

Late night in an art gallery with a slurping metal cube.

What food comes closest to a sexual experience?

blissed · 08-02-07 20:14:30

Soy sauce, I think I could live without it about as long as I can live without a sexual experience :)

Slippers, socks or bare feet?

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polarchill · 08-02-07 21:52:49

Currently socks. Two pairs, actually. My feet are getting very cold lately.

Dogs, cats, or both?

blissed · 08-02-07 23:12:55

Dogs,
they give so much affection and they'll play all the time.

I just found a place that will copy your dog as a pair of slippers.

Wouldn't a ride in tis taxi be magic?

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blissed · 12-02-07 13:21:31

Well that picture keeps disappearing so I'll ask another question.

Cake or fruit?

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polarchill · 12-02-07 19:59:43

Cake, silly rabbit.

A quiet vacation or a bustling party town?

aven frey · 13-02-07 05:50:38

a quiet vacation (I'm getting old).

What's the best vacation you've ever been on?

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