Cyclone Gala

jwhite · 19-01-07 04:09:49

This should really go under ...listening, but I've several of Ashley Hutchings' Morris On records, and I could certainly be induced to move rhythmically to said. Now, whether in approved fashion...

gala · 19-01-07 06:36:08

richard wrote:

The storm has passed with minimal damage in its wake - one girl with a very red arse, a broken strap-on in the garbage, a laundry bag of sopping linen and a stack of tapes a mile tall to be labeled and sorted. You can expect to be seeing a lot more of this charming lady soon and we hope she'll be back to wreak more of her mayhem. Stay tuned!

i have mixed feelings about being a storm. i know i must have been a frenzy of energy in that office, because i couldn't stop reminding everyone what i good time i was having. i must have been a lot of work. but i hope at least some of it was pleasant. sometimes storms are really nice to watch.

sorry to everyone about the blog, which i had a hard time interrupting my life to update. i'm going to start back-posting tomorrow about some of the little stories from the trip and the city. so keep checking back if you were looking for more stuff from me.

i do want to say that i am so proud and fond of the work i did for the site, and for feck in general. what they do and how they do it can't even be fully appreciated until you see it in action, and i was so fucking impressed with all of it. i was treated so well and made to feel like a magical porno princess. i felt so good about what i was doing and i have a fucking sparkle in my eye now that i just can't subdue. it was invigorating and intense and i can't even begin to describe the good it did me.

for the next few weeks i will be working on my knowledge of australian immigration laws and looking for the best attack plan. i'm quite determined to make it back soon and i expect that it will change my existence considerably. if anyone in oz wishes to marry, employ, or otherwise sponsor me, feck needs me. they've been talking dirty to me about how badly they want me, trying to seduce me into it, as if the cute girls who line the streets of melbourne aren't enough to get me there.

The_West_Wind · 19-01-07 07:31:17

Hmmm... Cyclone Gala and The West Wind...

That's got a nice ring to it, dont you think?

blissed · 19-01-07 21:58:06

Looks like Gala's got a husband. are you up for the beatings tho?

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The_West_Wind · 19-01-07 22:53:24

Whoa, whoa... mate, there is a whole compatability thing here.

You know, we have to arrange the date when she'll "walk out" on me.
I know this is a whole pre-arranged thing, but I'd like to think that we could still be friends when she leaves.
Then there is the survival issue (there is no way in hell Gala would survive out in my town. I think she would go nuts with boredom before the heat gets to her. Unless I move back to Melbourne).

Thats all I can think of right now, otherwise...

gala · 20-01-07 04:17:08

what d'you reckon richard, should part of my position be conducting interviews for potential arranged marraiges, or other such contractual agreements? i think that would be an excellent investment for feck.

richard · 20-01-07 04:20:01

gala wrote:

what d'you reckon richard, should part of my position be conducting interviews for potential arranged marraiges, or other such contractual agreements? i think that would be an excellent investment for feck.

I can imagine your probing interviews might intimidate some of the candidates..

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