Cyclone Gala

richard · 16-01-07 08:39:24

The storm has passed with minimal damage in its wake - one girl with a very red arse, a broken strap-on in the garbage, a laundry bag of sopping linen and a stack of tapes a mile tall to be labeled and sorted. You can expect to be seeing a lot more of this charming lady soon and we hope she'll be back to wreak more of her mayhem. Stay tuned!

the_babar · 16-01-07 09:33:45

Wow, sounds enticing, looking forward to it!

Blind_Ryan · 16-01-07 12:42:45

You, Richard, have a way of typing that really leaves me shaking my head with a smile on my face.

Cate · 17-01-07 00:23:59

A red arse that is very much appreciated (she put a lot of work into it) though now it's more yellow and purple and a lot of fun to poke

Arielle · 17-01-07 00:33:44

The pile of tapes to be labelled and sorted is less appreciated, but I still miss having her here. Cate showed her red arse to all of us (and all the traffic at the intersection) after dinner on Monday night. Thanks Cate, I hope the guy outside the 7-11 has recovered.

blissed · 17-01-07 02:20:10

It'll be nice to see your red arse Cate!! but are we gonna see a video of the yellow and purple version being poked.

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aven frey · 17-01-07 02:51:27

Cyclone Gala was super fun!! Just as we speak I'm capturing the event in which Cate obtained her red arse and I have to say this is going to be very special!! And because I'm so nice (actually mostly cause it's such a good video) it wont be to long before you peoples get to see it!!
Anyway I too second the motion for more Gala mayhem and as we speak I'm mounting a plan to inable Melbourne to steal her away from San Fransisco. I always love storms and Strip clubs are so much more fun with a Gala!

Arielle · 17-01-07 03:34:47

max, always with the teasing...

Cate · 17-01-07 04:42:09

Strip clubs are masses of fun with Gala and Max and Arielle but I'll definatly support any attempts to kidnap her from California.

Blissed I don't know if you'll get any video of me poking my bruises but as Arielle has already attested to I'm currently showing my ass to anyone who asks.

blissed · 17-01-07 04:50:09

Well I'm 12.000 miles away from that experience, so I'll just have to imagine it. but thanks anyway :)

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Arielle · 17-01-07 07:42:42

Ah Cate, never short of surprises and always forthcoming with interesting facts. I learn so many things from Miss Cate, many of which are in some way terrifying.

aven frey · 17-01-07 08:07:19

yes such as what goes on on the bangbus.com website!!

padraic · 17-01-07 09:11:27

Cate wrote:

Strip clubs are masses of fun with Gala and Max and Arielle but I'll definatly support any attempts to kidnap her from California.

Look forward to the vids! Out of serious curiosity, what would be involved if an educated, English-speaking American or Brit wanted to emigrate to Australia---or have an extended stay? Is anyone connected with IFM an expat Yank? (We know Liandra is originally English).

richard · 17-01-07 11:43:12

padraic wrote:

Cate wrote:
Strip clubs are masses of fun with Gala and Max and Arielle but I'll definatly support any attempts to kidnap her from California.
Look forward to the vids! Out of serious curiosity, what would be involved if an educated, English-speaking American or Brit wanted to emigrate to Australia---or have an extended stay? Is anyone connected with IFM an expat Yank? (We know Liandra is originally English).

You mean Gala, or you? We're currently looking into it but it seems easier to get into morris dancing than to get into Australia.

padraic · 17-01-07 19:08:38

richard wrote:

padraic wrote:
Cate wrote:
Strip clubs are masses of fun with Gala and Max and Arielle but I'll definatly support any attempts to kidnap her from California.
Look forward to the vids! Out of serious curiosity, what would be involved if an educated, English-speaking American or Brit wanted to emigrate to Australia---or have an extended stay? Is anyone connected with IFM an expat Yank? (We know Liandra is originally English).
You mean Gala, or you? We're currently looking into it but it seems easier to get into morris dancing than to get into Australia.

Personally I've long dreamt of living in a kinder, gentler English-speaking country, i.e. Canada, Australia, or New Zealand. But my wife is disabled and moving abroad isn't really practical for us. Gala however would be a great addition to IFM, and (I hope) she has no major barriers to living abroad if she wants to.

jwhite · 18-01-07 01:46:10

yeah, but can she Morris dance? it seems to be a requirement for alien residency.

Arielle · 18-01-07 01:55:25

Any Australians out there fancy marrying the lovely Gala? She's spankingly gorgeous and whip crackingly smart.

aven frey · 18-01-07 05:00:39

Just to entice any possible husbands this here is Gala's handy work!

blissed · 18-01-07 12:04:36

Oooh! Well it's a very nice bum anyway and the bruises are so erotic. Gala gets full marks for effort there, thats splendid thanks for sharing Cate!!

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blissed · 18-01-07 12:08:23

richard wrote:

but it seems easier to get into morris dancing than to get into Australia.

I don't know if porn queen is one of the officially listed skill shortages, but I say it should be

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The_Elfman · 18-01-07 17:32:02

"A man should try everything in this life except incest and Morris dancing". Who said that?

Siobhan · 18-01-07 22:53:24

Mr Elfman, Sir, that would be Sir Arnold Bax, Sir.

And I swear I just knew that one. As google is my friend, er, witness. heh.

For other lovers and would-be lovers of the Highland fling:

check it out, kids! : http://www.isca-morrismen.com/article5.htm

blissed · 18-01-07 23:39:23

So lets get this straight. Richard has tried to join several troupes of Morris dancers and been turn down. I must admit, I had thought about it myself. It must be a good feeling striding around with pride with bells on your feet. Still, it's not the end of the world. Theres lots of other things to do in your spare time.

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The_Elfman · 19-01-07 01:25:18

Siobhan wrote:

Mr Elfman, Sir, that would be Sir Arnold Bax, Sir.

Thank's Siobhan. Why do I need Google when I have you?

OK confession time. One of my best friends twenty years ago was a member of a Morris side. (Morris troupes are known as "sides"). I played in their band on a couple of occassions.

Elfman

The_West_Wind · 19-01-07 02:26:02

blissed wrote:

So lets get this straight. Richard has tried to join several troupes of Morris dancers and been turn down. I must admit, I had thought about it myself. It must be a good feeling striding around with pride with bells on your feet. Still, it's not the end of the world. Theres lots of other things to do in your spare time.
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I think he's trying to organize a troupe of Morris dancers for Gala's next appearence.

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