Coming Soon (pun intended): The 2006 12 Orgasm Project (well, not my)

polarchill · 19-12-06 21:39:24

Running off to the doctor now, but I've been thinking of a way that I could celebrate my recent engagement with my lovely partner . . . If I start tomorrow, I could close out the year . . .

aven frey · 20-12-06 01:06:21

hey Polarchill, why do you keep running off to the doctor?

Siobhan · 20-12-06 02:28:43

and also, would you explain the project??

Max -- thanks for the compliments on my kitten.

polarchill · 20-12-06 09:13:18

max wrote:

hey Polarchill, why do you keep running off to the doctor?

That would depend on which doctor, he answered evasively.

I just need a little blood workup every couple of weeks. I had a little problem with blood clots that snuck up on me after some routine surgery last year, and it almost killed me. As it turned out, it was a warning sign of a permanent condition, a minor genetic defect (probably hereditary, though with both parents gone, I don't know who to thank). Thus, every two weeks I get poked, and then my blood thinner meds get adjusted accordingly.

The mild bipolar thing I've mentioned before. It's not a terribly big deal any more, now that my medication is properly balanced. I keep seeing my psychologist (who feels more like an old friend at this point, sort of like a bartender) mainly on the principle of maintaining a healthy mind (he originally practiced on the West Coast, and brought with him that philosophy of therapeutic analysis for the average man). I also like going over my past because it helps me with book ideas I'm filtering through.

Thanks for your concern, Max, you little softie.

polarchill · 20-12-06 10:35:13

Siobhan wrote:

and also, would you explain the project??

Damn, I got a power surge and had to rewrite this whole thing. Don't you hate it when that happens?

Anyhoo, basically my girlfriend asked me what I REALLY wanted for Christmas this year, and I guess my eccentric playfulness charmed her. As a result, on each of the remaining 12 nights of this calendar year, my love is going to lie back and allow me to give her my undivided attention. As I love nothing more than not only giving her pleasure, but seeing her completely lose control, I insist that she do nothing in return (especially since she has a few work days left in the year; this way I can throw down a few towels and send her off to sleep a happy little camper). This will of course all come to a big finish on New Years Eve . . . ooh, I hope when the big ball comes down . . .

Anyway, given my partner's great enthusiasm and natural, um, tendencies, there are going to be quite a bit more than twelve orgasms. I guess a more appropriate name would be The 2006 12 Night Orgasm Project. Whatever. It's just our fun way of channeling our big ball of love and positive energy into the start of 2007, especially since we missed the Orgasm for World Peace on December 22, AND the 2006 One World Orgasm (but we are NOT going to forget the 2007 One World Orgasm on August 2007, are you with me?

http://www.alexhirka.com/OWO.html

yeah . . . if I don't set a computer memo I probably will too).

It may seem a bit odd for me to bounce in and announce weird stuff like this, but hey, I'm like a kid in a candy store. If oral sex was a job, I'd get overtime every week. Besides, as the partner puts it most eloquently, I'm not the type of man for "lockerroom buddies". I like to toss out a mix of serious and frivolous chatter with a group of people who I know can keep up with the conversation. In short, I respect a lot of you. My partner's position, meanwhile, is that hanging out here isn't her cup of tea, but as long as I keep names and likenesses out of it, she's cool. Which is one of the reasons, by the way, that she is cool.

Anyway, the girlfriend and I just happen to not be out partying this year on New Years, so this whole deal was an easy setup for us. Most of you jet-setters will be out boogeying the night away. But at midnight, remember us, and remember how much the last year sucked. 2007 may need all the help it can get. Maybe YOU should grab your date and drag him or her into a bedroom, kitchen, or closet. And if you are alone that night, remember what the poet said, and if you can't be with the one you love, honey, love the thumb you're with. (or forefinger, wherever your tastes lie)

Siobhan · 20-12-06 15:33:01

::whew!!::

I'm glad I asked!!!

but one question -- how is it that you missed an event that has not yet happened (namely, the Orgasm for World Peace a few days hence?). And to everyone else: are we all going to pull this thing off?!

shamFritters · 20-12-06 15:50:21

I love the idea - it's like a naughty advent calendar!

polarchill · 20-12-06 23:33:22

Siobhan wrote:

::whew!!::
I'm glad I asked!!!
but one question -- how is it that you missed an event that has not yet happened (namely, the Orgasm for World Peace a few days hence?).

Good lord, you're right! I MUST check my calendar more often! All right, I'll allow myself ONE. Okay, everyone, what time are we shooting for? (er, no pun intended) Let's see, I'm six hours ahead of Australia . . .

Siobhan wrote:

And to everyone else: are we all going to pull this thing off?!

polarchill · 21-12-06 14:07:25

Day One: Nice bedtime. Happy girlfriend, happy me. Grumpy cat, who returned about an hour later, when he was fairly certain all the screaming was done.

Thinking about shaving off the winter beard.

Siobhan · 21-12-06 16:47:40

you might want to check out the 100 Orgasms Challenge on livejournal -- people sign up when they want to commit to having at least ONE orgasm a day in an unbroken record. it's kind of fun when you are having trouble meeting other goals. shocking to see how even the most committed and self-proclaimed sex-addicts fall down by missing a day for one reason or another and have tostart again. in a few years of the challenge, only a couple dozen people have successfully finished.

polarchill · 21-12-06 17:16:52

Siobhan wrote:

you might want to check out the 100 Orgasms Challenge on livejournal -- people sign up when they want to commit to having at least ONE orgasm a day in an unbroken record. it's kind of fun when you are having trouble meeting other goals. shocking to see how even the most committed and self-proclaimed sex-addicts fall down by missing a day for one reason or another and have tostart again. in a few years of the challenge, only a couple dozen people have successfully finished.

I suppose when I was 25 I kept up that type of thing without really thinking about it . . . Well, no point dwelling on the past, I suppose.

Still . . . youth is fun. There were things that I could do back then, well, that I would have liked to have saved for the right woman. Ever wish you could go back in time and pick up your current lover back when you were your younger self?

shamFritters · 21-12-06 18:22:24

polarchill wrote:

Day One: Nice bedtime. Happy girlfriend, happy me. Grumpy cat, who returned about an hour later, when he was fairly certain all the screaming was done.

Oh boy! - ONE ringy-dingy...

polarchill · 22-12-06 13:37:40

Day Two:

polarchill · 23-12-06 23:59:59

Day Three: The girlfriend was up all night with a bad tummy. My poor little angel. She kept hoping to give it a shot, so to speak, but I told her not to be silly. As soon as she's healthy we'll toss in an extra.

polarchill · 26-12-06 06:54:50

A short update . . .

Day Four: The girlfriend felt much better. We resumed The Project. Calling it The Project amuses us, as it has a clinical and vaguely sinister sound to it that is completely incongruous with what we're actually doing. I also find it fun because I can make dry, straight-faced references to "The Project" in front of her sister without her having any idea of subject is being discussed. It's true; no matter how old we get, men never completely grow up. If you're having a good time with the right lady by your side, though, why would you want to?

Day Five: Christmas Eve. A lot of last-minute holiday preparations, as usual. I myself didn't wrap any gifts until that night, so I was up until about 3:00 am (actually, for me these days that is going to bed a bit early, but we had to be back up around 7:00). Still, the girlfriend responded very well to a brief late-night reach-around, (although she began snoring almost immediately after her moaning finished; is it possible to have an orgasm in your sleep? )

Day Six: Christmas. I'm merry as a schoolboy! I'm giddy as a drunken man! I'm . . . actually home alone at the moment, as I didn't feel particularly well after Christmas dinner. My beautiful partner went solo on an annual Christmas night visit to see a couple of old friends (in the same city in which we live; if it was a long trip I would have insisted on accompanying her), while I napped and recovered. It's almost 1:00 a.m. now, and as soon as my angel returns I'll guide her gently off to sleep . . . really, just sleep . . .

Well, we'll see if she thinks I've been naughty or nice this year . . .

aven frey · 28-12-06 02:20:41

polarchill wrote:

Still, the girlfriend responded very well to a brief late-night reach-around, (although she began snoring almost immediately after her moaning finished; is it possible to have an orgasm in your sleep? )

Hmm interesting, I wonder if anyone on this forum has had an orgasm in their sleeep (with someone else). I remember falling asleep one time (through no fault of my partner!) and having some strange dreams but I don't think I had an orgasm (although he tells me he did give up when he realised I was asleep).

polarchill · 28-12-06 11:12:58

max wrote:

polarchill wrote:
Still, the girlfriend responded very well to a brief late-night reach-around, (although she began snoring almost immediately after her moaning finished; is it possible to have an orgasm in your sleep? )
Hmm interesting, I wonder if anyone on this forum has had an orgasm in their sleeep (with someone else). I remember falling asleep one time (through no fault of my partner!) and having some strange dreams but I don't think I had an orgasm (although he tells me he did give up when he realised I was asleep).

I don't think I've ever had an orgasm in my sleep, but I do have a similar tendency to have "was that real or did I dream it?" moments, if I do anything and then go right back to sleep. My partner, for example, tends to give me my meds early in the morning before she heads off to work; most days I don't know whether or not I've taken my pills until I get up a few hours later and check my pill box.

Anyway, I used to date a nice lady who tended to "surprise me" orally in the middle of the night, until we both came to the realization that a couple of times I didn't remember it in the morning.

blissed · 28-12-06 12:23:46

I've never had a wet dream with someone else or actually on my own either, not ever. I wonder if anyone has just dozed off waiting for a plane or in a doctors waiting room and had a wet dream. That would be good, especially if they talked in their sleep as well "Oh! ooh! I'm gonna cum" It'd be pretty messy and uncomfortable, you'd then have to get up and see the doctor and they'd say "come on, take your shorts off and lets have a look at you"

It could happen.

.

Last edited by blissed (29-12-06 14:10:27)

The_Elfman · 29-12-06 16:17:10

Well once................................

#1 19-12-06 21:39:24

Coming Soon (pun intended): The 2006 12 Orgasm Project (well, not my)

#2 20-12-06 01:06:21

Re: Coming Soon (pun intended): The 2006 12 Orgasm Project (well, not my)

#3 20-12-06 02:28:43

Re: Coming Soon (pun intended): The 2006 12 Orgasm Project (well, not my)

#4 20-12-06 09:13:18

Re: Coming Soon (pun intended): The 2006 12 Orgasm Project (well, not my)

#5 20-12-06 10:35:13

Re: Coming Soon (pun intended): The 2006 12 Orgasm Project (well, not my)

#6 20-12-06 15:33:01

Re: Coming Soon (pun intended): The 2006 12 Orgasm Project (well, not my)

#7 20-12-06 15:50:21

Re: Coming Soon (pun intended): The 2006 12 Orgasm Project (well, not my)

#8 20-12-06 23:33:22

Re: Coming Soon (pun intended): The 2006 12 Orgasm Project (well, not my)

#9 21-12-06 14:07:25

Re: Coming Soon (pun intended): The 2006 12 Orgasm Project (well, not my)

#10 21-12-06 16:47:40

Re: Coming Soon (pun intended): The 2006 12 Orgasm Project (well, not my)

#11 21-12-06 17:16:52

Re: Coming Soon (pun intended): The 2006 12 Orgasm Project (well, not my)

#12 21-12-06 18:22:24

Re: Coming Soon (pun intended): The 2006 12 Orgasm Project (well, not my)

#13 22-12-06 13:37:40

Re: Coming Soon (pun intended): The 2006 12 Orgasm Project (well, not my)

#14 23-12-06 23:59:59

Re: Coming Soon (pun intended): The 2006 12 Orgasm Project (well, not my)

#15 26-12-06 06:54:50

Re: Coming Soon (pun intended): The 2006 12 Orgasm Project (well, not my)

#16 28-12-06 02:20:41

Re: Coming Soon (pun intended): The 2006 12 Orgasm Project (well, not my)

#17 28-12-06 11:12:58

Re: Coming Soon (pun intended): The 2006 12 Orgasm Project (well, not my)

#18 28-12-06 12:23:46

Re: Coming Soon (pun intended): The 2006 12 Orgasm Project (well, not my)

#19 29-12-06 16:17:10

Re: Coming Soon (pun intended): The 2006 12 Orgasm Project (well, not my)

Board footer