The person below

Siobhan · 16-12-06 14:15:41

good morning.
there's nothing i enjoy more than that, but now that the sun is rising, elaine's probably smells like yesterday's fun.

i can't remember where YOU live, pc. still somewhere in the midwest, yes?

The person below is enjoying some new article of warmth-giving clothing or is contemplating the acquisition of it, and will help all of the rest of us in the northern hemisphere feel more warm and snuggly by describing it.

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polarchill · 16-12-06 14:55:14

Siobhan wrote:

good morning.
there's nothing i enjoy more than that, but now that the sun is rising, elaine's probably smells like yesterday's fun.
i can't remember where YOU live, pc. still somewhere in the midwest, yes?
The person below is enjoying some new article of warmth-giving clothing or is contemplating the acquisition of it, and will help all of the rest of us in the northern hemisphere feel more warm and snuggly by describing it.

I do so wish I had a new pair of warm insulated slippers. (fuzzy on the outside optional; I have to maintain my guy image) Perhaps some nice puffy, quilted ones would be good to keep my toes from getting frigid on this cold December morning. For now, though, I believe I will hop into bed after an all-night online session, and sleep until the afternoon, covered by a toasty red flannel sheet, a homemade quilt (a gift from one of the fiancee's long-since-passed relatives, I believe), two layers of comforters, and a cat.

Oh, by the way, Siobhan, I currently reside on the East Coast, a few states north of you. I moved out here a few years ago to be with the now-fiancee.

blissed · 16-12-06 15:52:30

Siobhan wrote:

The person below is enjoying some new article of warmth-giving clothing or is contemplating the acquisition of it, and will help all of the rest of us in the northern hemisphere feel more warm and snuggly by describing it.

As it happens I was out looking for a new coat today but luckily I couldn't find anything I liked, because later I managed to mend the zip on my old coat by putting a large paperclip through the hole in the thing that goes up and down and now it works!!!!. The coat is black corduroy material, has a detachable hood with fake fur round the edge and is very very nice I've been wearing my standby coat which is an army surplus German parker that is falling to bits and looks like I stole it off a tramp.

About the person below, the word floccinaucinihilipilification does not apply to you, for you have a certain honorificabilitudinitatibus about you that I would say really defies description, and I know I didn't get to see you much because I lived a few miles away in GORSAFAWDDACHAIDRAIGODANHEDDOGLEDDOLONPENRHYNAREURDRAETHCEREDIGION but since you moved from LLANFAIRPWLLGWYNGYLLGOGERYCHWYRNDROBWLLLLANTYSILIOGOGOGOCH to CHARGOGAGOGMANCHARGOGAGOGCHARBUNAGUNGAMOG I've really missed you.

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jwhite · 16-12-06 16:26:45

Oh blissed, you do Wale(s) at great length about your sense of loss.

The person below can't be bothered in matters of personal hygeine.

blissed · 18-12-06 02:00:09

I have been wearing my tramps coat for a few weeks, so I expect I did look like I don't bother washing.

The person below would eat there own wieght in chocolate and a bit more if they had the chance.

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Siobhan · 18-12-06 02:16:56

oh my god how did you know?! especially today. today was a day for wanting to crawl back into the womb by falling into a vat of pot de creme and sucking it all up.

you really don't want to hear about how much chocolate i've wanted today, and what else i put in my mouth to stave off the craving.

so we'll move right along.

The person below was once hobbily addicted to something -- heroin, nicotine, alcohol, crystal meth, weed -- and it almost ruined their life; but they are now totally detoxed and are much more productive and happy as a result; they never want to go back to those dark days, and they would be happy to serve as my sponsor in a 12-step program to get clean.

(ach. i just saw my strange typo up there but will leave it as it's a testament to the current state of my brain.)

aven frey · 18-12-06 03:35:53

I don't want to talk about it, it was dark and it was all I thought about for a long time. Soy chocolate. The things I did for soy chocolate. It's not cheap either!

Anyway enough about chocolate.
The person below use to play spy on boys in the locker rooms at high school.

jwhite · 18-12-06 05:05:08

Hey, it's a guy thing. You always check out their gear, but sidelong, not direct. And there's always someone hung like an Arkansas mule. And it's never you.

How old were you when you saw the other sex's genitalia, mature and ready for action, up close and personal, for the first time?

The person below will tell all about it.

Arielle · 18-12-06 07:24:31

I was about 15. I was in Adelaide for high school, world's most boring town and we made our own fun, which either involved sexy business, playing in bands that favoured abuse of the minor keys, piercing holes in ourselves or smoking dried parsley. I think I was a walking stereotype for quite a few years past this point. I seem to remember looking at some poor lad 'ready for action' and thinking it was kinda ugly.

The person below
Was also trapped in a stereotype while growing up

aven frey · 18-12-06 07:35:53

I still am! I had so many t-shirts with band names on them, in fact I use hijack the printing equipment in the art department to make my own. I even use to wear these t-shirts under my white school polo shirt! Oh so such a rebel, oh so hardcore!! (not) Now I'm to old to keep up with anything so loud but I still think I'm probably somewhat of a stereotype! Not sure which one though!
The person below rides motorcycles.

nihpuad · 18-12-06 07:47:59

max wrote:

The person below rides motorcycles.

Only in my dreams. I've never actually ridden anything bigger than a moped, but I've become a huge fan of those chopper-builder shows on cable -- American Chopper, Biker Build-Off, etc. I keep telling the family that I want a custom chopper for Christmas, but they ain't buyin' it (literally).

The person below really wants to direct.

blissed · 18-12-06 17:25:47

and produce and star.

The person belows best friend is the baby Jesus.

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bolero · 19-12-06 00:14:46

Correct.
And the person below is going to get a second job and pay the rent instead of blowing their brains out.

Siobhan · 19-12-06 02:06:21

::just sneaking in to say::

Bolero! You're back!! Yay!!!!

..and now back to our regularly scheduled person below:

bolero wrote:

And the person below is going to get a second job and pay the rent instead of blowing their brains out.

blissed · 19-12-06 04:27:42

I don't drink alcamaholeeeeeee so I only need 1 job

the person below keeps chickens and sleeps in the chicken shed to keep them company.

bolero · 19-12-06 05:14:31

Ah, that's one of my daughter's mother in law, who is very "clucky" right now. It's also her own mother. I hope there's enough room in there for two of them.

The person below did a "giant chunder" (vomitted) in the cinema when Ben Hur was screening.

blissed · 19-12-06 14:30:40

I've never seen it at the cinema only on TV so the vomitable bit was probly cut out.

the person below is clever and nice.

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bolero · 19-12-06 19:53:33

blissed wrote:

I've never seen it at the cinema only on TV so the vomitable bit was probly cut out.
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Hmmm, I have - and he was sitting two rows in front of me in the middle of the theatre, but the movie wasn't Ben Hur it was Witness for the Prosecution and this all happened in the 50's. But as I am not clever and nice I'll flick the ball straight on. And thankyou SIOBHAN for your warm welcome.

The person below is clever and nice.

Adagio · 19-12-06 20:33:43

someone told me just today that they couldn't imagine me being a bitch. Does that mean I'm nice. this person also said that "the nicest people, when bitchy, become the biggest bitches!! Watch out!

Speaking of bitches, the following person has elaborate outfits for all occassions for their dog.

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blissed · 19-12-06 21:37:05

this is my dog but I've just given them away. If the person I gave them too opens them on Christmas day and decides they need some clothes, I suppose they could always knit some little jumpers and hats and socks

Dogs usually have one little place they love to be fondled that almost sends them into a trance. The person below has one and is now going to tell us exactly where it is

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bolero · 19-12-06 22:17:10

blissed wrote:

Dogs usually have one little place they love to be fondled that almost sends them into a trance. The person below has one and is now going to tell us exactly where it is .

On their dog or themselves? Ball flicked on again.

"The person below has one and is now going to tell us exactly where it is.

blissed · 19-12-06 22:31:52

Problems are a sign of life. The only people without them are in cemetaries - Napoleon Hill

Ha ha I've just noticed that, I think thats good.

Anyway, I'm not telling the world about my eroginous zones!

The person below has a well balance mind and is an example to others.

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aven frey · 20-12-06 00:34:33

its behind their ears. I heard Blissed, yours is on your middle fingernail on your left hand.

The person below doesn't like onions, onions are yuky.

blissed · 20-12-06 01:54:41

How did you know about my finger nail!!

if you close your eyes apparently you can bite into a raw onion and think it's an apple, I keep reading that. I haven't tried it yet tho.

The person below has a strict beauty regime and that is the secret of why, oh my!! come rain or shine they always look so wonderfully wonderfully radiant!!!!

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Arielle · 20-12-06 03:50:19

That would be me. Its all about an element of surprise. You need to surprise your body with random sleeping habits, eating weird (possibly not even actual food) dinners, haphazard hair stylings and terribly incongrous clothing choices. Being constantly kept on your toes keeps you looking young and wide eyed. (or is that wild eyed? No matter, I feel I've perfected the hurricane / bed hair look that's so Hot Right Now.)

The person below used to have a really, really annoying habit that drove their parents and sibilings crazy.

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