The question game

Arielle · 14-12-06 06:52:47

I'd choose richard.

if he can run this crazy pirate ship of an office, I'm sure America would be easy.

If the National Museum was doing a retrospective of your life, what kind of things would they have on display?

aven frey · 14-12-06 08:03:35

Henry my skeleton, my extensive (it could be said compulsive) magazine collection, odd socks, stripy socks, and hair, I malt like nothing else, my vacum cleaner died in protest the other day.

What could you not live without in your life?

richard · 14-12-06 10:57:59

max wrote:

What could you not live without in your life?

That's easy - time on my own. I get about 2 hours a week while Her Royal Highness is playing tennis on sunday afternoons. But actually I'm just here to ask Arielle what the hell she is talking about - I thought SHE was running this place? If it's not us then who the hell keeps sending the coke and hookers every afternoon? But yes I know, sycophancy might get you a fatter bar tab at the staff pissup tonight.

What is your biggest weakness?

polarchill · 14-12-06 12:52:00

Coke and hookers. To what address do I send my application for employment?

Not using names, of course, but going back to your school years, what's the story of a friend you had that you wish you had been more bold (or just more lucky) and had sex with?

blissed · 15-12-06 00:51:47

I thought you meant Coca cola for a minute. Well, for quite a long time actually

I wished I'd had sex with the teacher that used to sit on my desk. Could she have made it more frickin obvious for me. Yes, I was scared

Is there any sexual opportunity your now glad you didn't take?

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Cate · 15-12-06 01:22:33

Well yes.

Years ago I didn't sleep with a guy I liked because there was a big risk of being caught by another friends parents. I later regretted this thinking that really the risk would've just made it better. That is until I actually fooled around with this guy (while there was someone else asleep in the same bed, so much for not wanting to take risks) which ended with him in a post orgasmic stupor and me frustrated and angry because bizzarly couldn't tell between where my leg meets my torso and my pussy.

Would you rather live in an igloo in the antarctic or a tent in the desert

Adagio · 15-12-06 06:20:38

Definitely the igloo in the desert

What has been your most favorite vacation?

polarchill · 15-12-06 07:14:37

*giggle* Easy question. I received my first, um, oral experience from a young lady I met at an Indiana state park, while on a family vacation at the age of 16.

I don't really remember much else that happened during the vacation. Assuming our rental cabin didn't burn down and kill both of my parents, (which it didn't) though, it would pretty much automatically be my best vacation ever.

How about the worst vacation ever? Anyone?

blissed · 15-12-06 10:09:23

Butlins holiday camp in Wales when I was a kid. The highlight of the holiday was in the canteen when someone accidentally smashed a plate and everyone went "hurray!!!!"
http://www.butlinsonline.co.uk/

Shall I start a self help group for people with itchy ears?

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Adagio · 15-12-06 16:55:08

That mite be a good idea

Do you have any pets (other than rabbits )? If so, what kind?

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Siobhan · 15-12-06 17:20:02

Adagio wrote:

That mite be a good idea

oooooh, CLEVER, people, very clever.

Gee, I wonder how all the folks at IFM HQ are feeling -- it's 1 am now, so I guess they've had an entire day to sleep off last night. How one wishes for pictures of such an event!

I hope it was wonderful and that y'all have a great weekend. You certainly deserve to have had a great holiday blow-out party.

Anyway, now to the question. *I* , in finally embracing the lesbian within, have decided to appeal to both sides of my pet continuum (talking about the standard american housepet here; of course there are so many more) and have to my domicile recently added a feline to go with the canine. (Yer stereotypical domestic dyke generally is either a cat person or a dog person; I've always been a bit of both.

So there is Audrey (about whom much has been said elsewhere) and now kitten (whose full name was, initially, Olabelle, in honour of my favorite band, but is now Miou-Miou, in honour of one of my favorite actresses). Olabelle just wasn't quite right. Too folksy; she's kind of elegant.

However, people here have MUCH more interesting petsthan I do, so I'm going to ask Adagio's question again:

Do you have any pets (other than rabbits)? If so, what kind?

The_Elfman · 15-12-06 17:41:42

Er. I originaly got squeezed between Adagio and Siobhan so I deleted my post and I'll repost it here.

2 cats and a housemate.

If you could spend a day in any place and period in history which place/time would you choose?

blissed · 15-12-06 19:08:08

Swinging london 1965 - 1969, I have to be in a band and tour selective parts of the states, San Francisco and possibly play woodstock. I know I'm probly gonna contract herpes and a few bouts of Goneria but hey thats an occupational hazzard! When my five years is up tho I wanna get back in your machine and be brought straight back to 2012, I'm not waiting through 30 years of regressive crap just to get back to now.

Don't listen to the overdramatised news, no honestly don't. It's really mainly interested in fights and endless hassles, the last 3 years have been great! Do you think the next 10 or 20 years will be fantastic?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtiCHtHx … ed&search=

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The_Elfman · 15-12-06 19:34:05

blissed wrote:

Swinging london 1965 - 1969, I have to be in a band and tour selective parts of the states, San Francisco and possibly play woodstock. I know I'm probly gonna contract herpes and a few bouts of Goneria but hey thats an occupational hazzard! When my five years is up tho I wanna get back in your machine and be brought straight back to 2012, I'm not waiting through 30 years of regressive crap just to get back to now.

You get one day blissed. 24 hours. Then you turn into a pumpkin. As for the robot when it can do what this man could do it might begin to impress me. Jerry Rice

I'd rather be rogered by a pack of mad yaks. What's the question?

blissed · 15-12-06 20:10:10

Elf, do you wanna make love to someone you find beautiful, or would you rather be rogered by a pack of mad Yaks?

About your video (the guys playing rugby in crash helmits), It took milions of years for us to get to this level. Probly take the robot 10 or 15 years or even 20 to match that and then after that..................... be afraid my friend, be very very afraid!!!

I like playing the game in reverse. Below is the answer, what was the question?

WTF!!!!!!!

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The_Elfman · 15-12-06 20:32:55

blissed wrote:

Elf, do you wanna make love to someone you find beautiful, or would you rather be rogered by a pack of mad Yaks?

Nope. That's not the question.

blissed wrote:

About your video (the guys playing rugby in crash helmits), It took milions of years for us to get to this level. Probly take the robot 10 or 15 years or even 20 to match that and then after that..................... be afraid my friend, be very very afraid!!!

Then all they have to do is build a robot Joe Montana to thow him the passes .

blissed · 15-12-06 21:25:13

The_Elfman wrote:

Nope. That's not the question.

Ooooooooooooooooooohh yes it is!!!!!!!

The_Elfman wrote:

Then all they have to do is build a robot Joe Montana to thow him the passes .

Thats not as easy as you think you know.

OK here's a really easy question. If you could buy a robot that looked beautiful and looked and felt exactly like another person,......................what would you enjoy doing with it the most

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polarchill · 15-12-06 23:58:32

blissed wrote:

Don't listen to the overdramatised news, no honestly don't. It's really mainly interested in fights and endless hassles, the last 3 years have been great! Do you think the next 10 or 20 years will be fantastic?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtiCHtHx … ed&search=
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My fiancee has a great fear of robots. I'm off to show her this vid now. Mwa ha ha haaaaaa . . .

blissed · 16-12-06 00:24:20

Thanks Polarchill and I can't tell you why but it's vital that this question must be answered

OK here's a really easy question. If you could buy a robot that looked beautiful and looked and felt exactly like another person,......................what would you enjoy doing with it the most

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Siobhan · 16-12-06 00:28:50

ramming my tongue down its throat whilst slam-fucking it up against the wall.

::BWAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!:: ~

...um.

oh, right, now I ask a question. Um,

did you think, when it happened, that they were right to crucify bill clinton for having erotic interludes with monica in the oval office whilst married and President and her employer, etc?

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polarchill · 16-12-06 00:56:36

Siobhan wrote:

ramming my tongue down its throat whilst slam-fucking it up against the wall.
::BWAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!::

um.

I'm glad you said it. A guy couldn't have said it without sounding crude. Somehow from you it's charming. But, yeah, ditto. Heck, if robots ever get perfected, I'm sure there will be one SPECIFIC model called the Slamfuck 3000.

Siobhan · 16-12-06 01:02:03

I'm so glad you understand.

polarchill · 16-12-06 01:12:13

When EM Forster said that you should connect, however, he probably was not referring to household appliances.

Siobhan · 16-12-06 01:22:03

um, could you stop being so clever and answer the question!!??

I mean, WHEN it happened. Those months.

::thinking, getting excited::

you know, that website Gala or Annanerd or someone thoughtfullly posted about the machine-sex thingys, maybe you should get over there and register a rendering of the Slamfuck 3000. ::bang bang bang bang::

blissed · 16-12-06 01:22:44

Siobhan, when you get old I can see you slam fucking robots left right and centre

Theres gotta be security camera footage of all Monica and bills interludes.
I wander what the people in the monitor room probly at the pentigan were thinking I think Bill and Hillary have a real open marriage and a bogus monogamy, tho I might be wrong.

How many people are aware that Richard just spilled coffee all over and into the forum server?

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