The IFM awards

blissed · 11-04-06 17:56:40

Elfman wrote:

In nearly forty years of political and social activism I have marched against the war in Vietnam and for womens and gay rights, Fought facists on the the streets of Britain and actively campaigned as a member of Amnesty International. In all of these struggles I have fought the same enemy. A beleif in moral certainty and ethical superiority.
Elfman.

So the lifetime achievement award for doing that lot and ( I know it sounds corny but so what) trying to make a difference goes to..............Elfman

You don't have to make a speech, me doing this is probably embarrassing enough

Elfman · 11-04-06 18:16:14

Wow blissed. what can I say? I'm deeply touched. (I think I am far more likely to get the "Whose posted too many entries on the forum and bored the pants off everyone" award).

Elfman.

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Bishop of Bath & Wells · 11-04-06 18:30:54

Well done Elfman, you have done a lot to be proud of.

Bish

blissed · 11-04-06 18:48:13

Elfman wrote:

(I think I am far more likely to get the "Whose posted too many entries on the forum and bored the pants off everyone" award).
Elfman.

You'll be getting that one too, but later on

blissed · 11-04-06 18:49:24

There are 3 nominations in the next category PRINCE OF PORN
Hugh Hefner. Larry Flint and Richard.

The committee was torn a bit here and there was a lot of heated debate and a small amount of unnecessary violence, but once the police had taken statements and finally left, there was a clear decision.

and the winner is.................................Richard!!!!

I think you've got a great philosophy and attitude to what your doing. I hope the people you work with appreciate this and shower you with praise and occasionally buy you nice little gifts as a token of their affection

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aven frey · 12-04-06 02:32:00

blissed wrote:

I hope the people you work with appreciate this and shower you with praise and occasionally buy you nice little gifts as a token of their affection

I call him a nerd occasionally but I'm not sure if he realises this is actually a great compliment in my books!

msnevil · 12-04-06 06:07:01

It looks like I'm the only libertarian in a socialist extravaganza.

richard · 12-04-06 08:36:55

Liandra wrote:

blissed wrote:
There are 3 nominations in the next category PRINCE OF PORN
Hugh Hefner. Larry Flint and Richard.
The committee was torn a bit here and there was a lot of heated debate and a small amount of unnecessary violence, but once the police had taken statements and finally left, there was a clear decision.
and the winner is.................................Richard!!!!
I think you've got a great philosophy and attitude to what your doing. I hope the people you work with appreciate this and shower you with praise and occasionally buy you nice little gifts as a token of their affection
We bought him a flying lesson for his last birthday... have you been up yet Richard?

Arent' they sweet? No I haven't yet, I'm waiting for my parachute to come back from the cleaners. Of course you realise I will be spending most of the flight trying to work out the best place to clamp a camera in the cockpit...oh how ever did it get that name?...and then looking for a female pilot. Say Liandra, isn't your....

richard · 12-04-06 08:41:17

blissed wrote:

There are 3 nominations in the next category PRINCE OF PORN
Hugh Hefner. Larry Flint and Richard.
The committee was torn a bit here and there was a lot of heated debate and a small amount of unnecessary violence, but once the police had taken statements and finally left, there was a clear decision.
and the winner is.................................Richard!!!!
I think you've got a great philosophy and attitude to what your doing. I hope the people you work with appreciate this and shower you with praise and occasionally buy you nice little gifts as a token of their affection

I'm not sure whether I'm flattered or horrified, but now I think I know who sent me that email begging me for a free account....

blissed · 13-04-06 00:17:05

No, mine were the emails begging for large sums of money. but I send them to everyone I think has got some, so don't worry about them. I love flying. I think when the parachute comes back, you should put your life in someone's amateur pilots hands and go up for a lesson. I'd love to have a plane. I think it would be great to fly into work everyday and fly home again.

aven frey · 14-04-06 10:50:11

richard wrote:

...and then looking for a female pilot.

I'll be your pilot Richard, I'm good at driving stuff.

Garybob · 17-04-06 02:45:08

In the getaway car!

richard · 17-04-06 03:13:39

max wrote:

richard wrote:
...and then looking for a female pilot.
I'll be your pilot Richard, I'm good at driving stuff.

How is the car, maxi? Did you find all the wheels in the end?

ElmoWatching · 18-04-06 05:35:35

msnevil wrote:

It looks like I'm the only libertarian in a socialist extravaganza.

I don't know about extravagant, but everyone here does seem to be pretty social.

... and lots of people just don't have the time to read books anymore!

.

blissed · 25-06-06 12:56:16

The suns out and it's been a lovely morning so I'm going to make some awards.

Elfman gets an award just for being so nice!!!

Liandra gets an award for being intelligent and supersexy. I know you can't help it, you were just born like that

Max gets an award for the same reason but also gets an award for being the bestest.

Dandy gets the top award for being the very best in her own catergory. Yay! for individuality!

And everyone else gets a what about me award because just having you around is good enough for me awwwwwwwrrrrrr.

Well thats my good deed done. If there is a goddess, I'll expect some good luck for the rest of the day now and at least the first half of tomorrow. Thanks

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Elfman · 25-06-06 16:12:18

blissed wrote:

Elfman gets an award just for being so nice!!!.

Thanks blissed but I think that you outclass me in the being nice dept.

Elfman

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greycat · 25-06-06 19:23:42

r.e. goddess, Aphrodite will do. Ask Li, she knows these things. And she is the highest priestess of Aphrodite currently on board (the PLANET!!).

And I have a vision of the IFM awards ceremony in the temple of divine ms. 'A' with Li, flanked (I do like that word) by Lylac (the magic lapdancer of Indulgence) and Inne (Angelic) and Dandy, and oh so many erotic adepts arrayed around them. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . (sorry, I needed a break to contemplate the vision). and I'm having trouble imagining any costumes ..at all.... . . . . . . . . . . . .(ooohh, sorry again, short of air there). and the music, at least dozen priestesses all playing electric bass, with mirror shades and nought else, the guitars resting against thighs as the bass music vibrates the very room and all that's in it. . . . . . . . .!

[wwhhooooo, I'm stopping now, this is getting a bit much, my cpu is overheating, and if you tell me that this is all in a music vid from last year, either get me a copy FAST or I may not make it].

Burlesque · 25-06-06 19:29:14

On behalf of all the IFM subscribers, I would like to accept the prestigious What About Me Award right here, live from the Temple of Aphrodite. I would like to thank my mother, Ashmedi's sister, Siobhan's cousin, Lia's nephew, Warmtouch's father, Cynicism's uncle, Nowaysis' (who couldn't be here tonight) step-brother, CaptainTP's vaguely related people in Switzerland and most of all myself, for being enough of an egotistical bastard to actually hog the award for myself. Thank you, thank you!

Burlesque.

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greycat · 25-06-06 19:38:58

all members of the IAIFMSAMB* stand and applaud wildly!!!

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Burlesque · 25-06-06 19:41:20

The feeling of solidarity is overwhelming! Or is it just all that free award show booze?

Burlesque.

aven frey · 26-06-06 03:17:50

Blissed you can have a reward for being helpful for the sake of being helpfull!! I refer to your how to post a picture thread, how to make an avitar etc. Yay for Blissed !!!!! xoxxo You can also have an award for being the master of ceremony!

blissed · 27-07-06 23:59:07

I'd like to present the "to think I nearly married this guy" award for making me laugh, to Burlesque.

However, one condition stipulated in the rules (and this applies to everybody I'm afraid) is that you can't collect your award unless you can prove you've given up smoking. Also, there is obviously absolutely no cash component to this award.

Well done!!!!

Speach!!!!

P.S. I'd like to assure everybody the wedding is still on BTW. I think when 2 people who enjoy each other so much, row and come together stronger, it's definitely the sign of a great loving relationship.

.

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Burlesque · 28-07-06 00:42:21

blissed wrote:

I'd like to present the "to think I nearly married this guy" award for making me laugh, to Burlesque.
However, one condition stipulated in the rules (and this applies to everybody I'm afraid) is that you can't collect your award unless you can prove you've given up smoking. Also, there is obviously absolutely no cash component to this award.
Well done!!!!
Speach!!!!
P.S. I'd like to assure everybody the wedding is still on BTW. I think when 2 people who enjoy each other so much, row and come together stronger, it's definitely the sign of a great loving relationship.
.

Oh thank you, thank you ever so much for this award consisting of ... nothing much really. I just lit a cigarette to celebrate and realised that in doing so, I have forfeited being presented with this ... non-entity of a prize. I am consoled by reminding myself that the award was but nothing to begin with, and that its becoming utterly void through my continued nicotine habit consequently is of no real moment and doesn't change anything as it was never really there to be presented to anyone, least of all me. Thank you again.

I would also like to add that the wedding is off, not due to any lessening of my romantic feelings, but because Blissed has finally managed to trick me out of my cash machine code and has not returned my phone calls since. A mutual friend told me he is currently vacationing in the Bahamas in the company of a gaggle of strapping young men.

Burlesque.

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Siobhan · 28-07-06 00:56:24

...one of whom is me in drag.

don't worry, burlesque, my nascent detective skills will help you get your cash back.

of course, I actually am rather in need of US$18,500, and by Tuesday -- so you won't mind if I dip into it a bit, will you?

Oh, and then there's the $17,000 for the nicotine detox and smoking-cessation (finding a new oral fixation) program, which of course we must insist upon, having saved your cash cow we now are going to be controlling enough to save your hide as well. (Yes, yes, I KNOW how you feel about domineering female control freaks; I know. It's all going to be ok, though).

Speaking of awards, I meant to tell you that I saw my cousin this weekend and she was very very happy to accept the one you bestowed on her. I even have a photo of her receiving it, but blast it if I still can't figure out how to attach photos. She asks that I extend her thanks.

Burlesque · 28-07-06 01:03:43

Siobhan, I rest easier now that I know you're on the case. Here is the agreement: you keep the money, I keep my habit, and you bring Blissed back to my loving arms and puckered lips.

Burlesque.

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