#1 29-08-14 05:45:54

viva

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I don't know where to put this

Ok, usually when I am blurbing IFM videos I need to take breaks to keep my mind sharp. Sometimes these are sexy breaks. Sometimes I wank in the bathroom (sorry co-workers) or text my man a picture of my boobs.  Sometimes I bother Devochka with my incessant ramblings about what I should type or not type on the forum or just do this to her: "what's that word when something is not straight but kind of skips around Oh right non-linear thanks." Sometimes I smoke a cigarette or take a walk.

And sometimes (slash this is the first time) I copy and paste every single IFM blurb I ever wrote into a word-counter and then post the results on facebook.

As we are not friends on facebook, dear IFM site members, I wished to share my revelatory (to me) facebook post with you here.

Without further ado:

At this point in my career, I have written 83, 111 words describing women's orgasms. To put this in context, it's about the same number of words as Harry Potter Book 2, Chamber of Secrets.

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That's a lot of orgasms.

viva

pretty pretty princess

Registered: 14-05-10

Posts: 4,113

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Re: I don't know where to put this

I made a word cloud.