perving on mom

aven frey · 25-02-14 00:17:27

come on now, who seached for that?

If you've got time to kill and a curiosity about what wank material people are looking for at this moment..

http://www.pornmd.com/live-search

some highlights in the 2 minutes I've been watching!

deip throwt
footmen obesity
centipede
fuck husbands brother
nettle leave torture
mum learn
wife big white cock
kim kardashian ray j
chubby grandma
rihanna and chris brown
bbc granny
suck my dogs dick

wow.

aven frey · 25-02-14 00:20:23

'I made mom squirt'

What is with all the mums?

Laney · 25-02-14 00:56:30

girls pooping competition
jurassic cock
urethral sounding nurse
ben ten
forfeiture of innocence
how to masturbate
brazilian vomit

I can't really see any difference between the Straight, Gay and Tranny streams. Interesting!

Last edited by Laney (25-02-14 03:39:23)

viva · 25-02-14 00:59:26

THIS IS AMAZING.

its so.. real...

artist_charlotte_v · 25-02-14 01:02:45

Teen redhead doctors - so specific.

Laney · 25-02-14 03:38:00

The Jezebel article on this has some great finds too:

naughty bookworms
too drunk to orgy
mom tired (this is possibly the best because I imagine it's a weary suburban mom being like, "Not tonight, I just want to put my feet up and watch some Sex and the City.")
show one breast
farts
lucky girl
asian perfekt (so close on the spelling!)
anal vergine (keep trying!)
masculinity fail
pokemon hentai
son loser
feet caned
handjob outdoor (sounds very idyllic)
bug tits (less idyllic)

aven frey · 25-02-14 05:21:32

update

asian gangbang armpit
foot secretary
fake doctor
win
tennis
cloudy day today

viva · 25-02-14 05:25:02

aven frey wrote:

cloudy day today

hysterics.

WLV612 · 25-02-14 20:42:14

Devochka wrote:

The Jezebel article on this has some great finds too:
naughty bookworms
too drunk to orgy
mom tired (this is possibly the best because I imagine it's a weary suburban mom being like, "Not tonight, I just want to put my feet up and watch some Sex and the City.")
show one breast
farts
lucky girl
asian perfekt (so close on the spelling!)
anal vergine (keep trying!) Laughed out loud at this one!
masculinity fail Too close to home....
pokemon hentai
son loser Need more information here. Well, maybe not.
feet caned
handjob outdoor (sounds very idyllic) Unless it's in Siberia. Than...not so much.
bug tits (less idyllic)

Had to contemplate on the, "Girls Pooping Competition." I wonder who took home the Gold Medal? Did she win on style points or technical merit? (Comments in above post in RED are WLV612 inserted.

Laney · 25-02-14 23:53:18

Every time I look at it I learn more about humanity. The first one this time was 'dancing bear fucking party'. What a video!

lena_D · 26-02-14 01:32:55

Those posts make me laugh a lot, thank you folks ^^ Devochka has my favourite I think, the 'dancing bear fucking party', the only thing which comes to my mind is a very big What The Fuck ?? Humans on the Internet are terrific.

aven frey · 26-02-14 07:55:48

I wonder if it has something to do with that Tippex ad where you can type in something for the bear to do

http://www.youtube.com/tippexperience

I remember reading somewhere that people wrote dance and sex a lot.

WLV612 · 26-02-14 14:03:05

aven frey wrote:

I wonder if it has something to do with that Tippex ad where you can type in something for the bear to do
http://www.youtube.com/tippexperience
I remember reading somewhere that people wrote dance and sex a lot.

I keyed in, "Dance" (meh..) "Fights" (Pretty good.) and, "Drinks Beer with". (The best one.) Wasn't about to do do sex even for a laugh.

Laney · 26-02-14 23:56:13

Woah, the guy takes the tippex right out of the advertisement. Weird. the first thing I typed in was 'sex', it shows a big 'parental advisory: explicit content' sign while they get it on.

viva · 28-02-14 00:22:49

The grammatical conflict was too strong for me to write 'sex' so I wrote 'fucks' and got the same thing. Funny!

The grabbing the tippex out of the ad and then having the video space be user interactive... how did they program that? AMAZE!

Then I wrote clean and he did it, then the beer and that was pretty intense (hysterical laughing while pissing together for ages), and I tried 'serenades' but got a cute 404 effort.

Laney · 28-02-14 07:41:37

I like it when a hunter sex a bear

viva · 28-02-14 07:46:47

Same and the funny thing is I use sex as a verb with a direct object all the time in speech, but have trouble writing it? Grammar hands?

JAULPORDAN · 03-03-14 04:41:09

Expanding a bit on Viva's intro to the newest video: To my eyes and ears, the actions of Amarna's hands, her bodily movements. her vocal sounds and her facial expressions, not to mention an extraordinary genital beauty heightened by the visible moisture of arousal, combine in hypnotic unity into the hauntingly memorable experience of a loveliest and fullest DREAM of the female.

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