whistle while you work

viva · 29-01-14 02:08:33

Seems like it's more common to have one off at work than one would have thought:

http://www.theage.com.au/small-business … 31c7a.html

Is there anyone here who hasn't had a bit of a wank at work before?

WLV612 · 29-01-14 14:27:31

viva wrote:

Seems like it's more common to have one off at work than one would have thought:
http://www.theage.com.au/small-business … 31c7a.html
Is there anyone here who hasn't had a bit of a wank at work before?

I feel the 31% figure is a bit low as are the percentages of the other office/workplace incidents sited. Women I've served with in the military, married women more often, are less inclined to avoid the issue, within reason, that is to say to keep the information in a closed loop to avoid unwanted sexual attention. They prefer to be much more practical and honest and simply view masturbation on the job as a natural and healthy outlet to stress and to combat the effects of isolation. Men still prefer the, "Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink." attitude. It's common but always concealed. A hold-over from the times when masturbation was the ultimate taboo and reflected badly on an individuals manhood. Cultural aspects come into play (No pun..) as well.
I had to genuinely feel pleased for the Brazilian woman sited in the article. Suppressed, she could have suffered devastating psychological trauma. Forty seven times a day is definitely a medical issue, a severe chemical imbalance.* Great article.

* Okay, I'm not a doctor and I suppose there could be any numbers of reasons this woman is compelled to masturbate that many times a day. That's virtually every half** hour. How can that not take a toll on a persons life? I guess I stated a medical issue as she's receiving medication to help her manage her masturbation frequency. In the same vein, a lot of companies are mandating 20 minute naps on the job to help lower stress and increase productivity. I'd be willing to bet a 20 minute wank would have the same effect, if not even more so.

** Edited. I can count, sorry.

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viva · 30-01-14 00:00:36

Oh dude, this might be a controversial place to say it, but right now I'd take the 20 minute nap..

aven frey · 30-01-14 00:13:14

I'll also take the nap!

WLV612 · 30-01-14 03:29:45

viva wrote:

Oh dude, this might be a controversial place to say it, but right now I'd take the 20 minute nap..

aven frey wrote:

I'll also take the nap

Extra points for honesty. As we say in my area, "Y'all ain't got a lick of sense!" Translated means you have a great sense of humor.

Truestorytruestory; I was eating my dinner and watching a comic doing his routine. About ten minutes in he says, "I'm really happy to be here.", right? I thought that would be the first thing I'd post on this forum today. Okay, it wasn't first but it's true. I am happy to be here.

artist_charlotte_v · 31-01-14 07:41:27

I'm not one of those people who is excited about the idea of public sex/masturbation at all, the idea of rubbing one out in an office or place I could get caught horrifies me. I certainly love people watching me, but only in a context where it's acceptable and expected. So nope, I've never masturbated in a 'traditional' workplace....

.... however, touching myself for other people's viewing pleasure in a peepshow was my job, on & off, for around 10 years. So I guess masturbating WAS my work! The performance was all quite put on and fake, but there were definitely times when I was bored and indulged in a sneaky orgasm when there were no customers around.

WLV612 · 31-01-14 12:03:57

artist_charlotte_v wrote:

The performance was all quite put on and fake, but there were definitely times when I was bored and indulged in a sneaky orgasm when there were no customers around.

That's actually a very humorous insight! Well done!

nazgard · 31-01-14 13:26:14

I'd take the nap too.

I never could fake on camera but I could prolong the act of masturbation until my customers finished off most of the time.

WLV612 · 31-01-14 14:56:52

nazgard wrote:

I'd take the nap too.

Ha! Some of you are seriously skewing the results of the poll!

Rocketman133 · 01-02-14 19:47:40

viva wrote:

Oh dude, this might be a controversial place to say it, but right now I'd take the 20 minute nap..

The only issue I take with this statement, is that we have all seen you take the 20 minute, excuse me....8 minute wank.

That said, I am not so sure how successful it would be if you were to upload a 20 minute video of yourself sleeping.... You could try, who knows, it might turn out to be very successful.

Laney · 03-02-14 00:06:54

I've masturbated at work 3 times since I started here... Twice in my video diary and once for ISM here. All were very enjoyable experiences

viva · 03-02-14 00:31:47

Devochka, you're a good one - all of those are "for work"! I would say it's fairly predictable timing based on my cycle, but there is a little week there every month where my afternoons usually involve a 6 minute (or less, ha) bathroom break which provides a little bit of a release from the constant influx of sexually explicit material I consume as part of my daily work... but it's not just the work. At certain times in the month I am extremely physically sensitive, sexually present, and super orgasmic. I don't have much choice.

I would say especially on Fridays, which is when I watch and write for as many IFM videos as I possibly can (I'm always trying to beat my own clock) (beat my own clock is now my new metaphor for jerking off) (triple parenthesis are better than double) ... let's just start over.

Especially on Fridays I tend to watch videos and write until time runs out, or I just can't focus anymore. Look for telltale clues in the blurbs -

"This is one of those videos that after watching, I just have to call it a day."
"...I could even join them and film myself watching them"
"Some days, watching these videos all day long is more difficult than others. "
"...rough treatment of her own body has my blood rushing"

Haha! What fun.

Yesterday was a 40degree sunday and I spent it by the river with my friends and my bird. Kenji was there and swam away with another friend, they came back 15 minutes later grinning like cats who ate canaries and announced that they had been masturbating in the water and confirmed that both of them had had orgasms. Great! I thought it sounded like an excellent idea so off I went to wedge myself in amongst the logs and rocks and swiftly moving current. With my mouth in the water and my sunglasses on, the amount of visible me was limited to my nose, which I thought about filming, in great detail, as my breathing sped up and I almost drowned when I came. Would anyone pay to watch my nose while I have an orgasm?

Hmm.

Laney · 05-02-14 00:58:19

Amazing story Viva! Way to make the most of a 40 degree day .

On another note I think Feck should invest in some of these chairs for those days when blurbing IFM videos or processing ISM shoots gets too much

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lena_D · 05-02-14 01:14:47

viva wrote:

Would anyone pay to watch my nose while I have an orgasm?

Ahaha Viva! You made me laugh a lot, I think you got a concept here ! //More seriously, I think that a video with close up on different parts of the body could be very interesting like the mouth, the nose, the eyes, feet...//

And Devochka, I'm in fond of gif, they make me laugh a lot but the one you posted is huge, I nearly cried because of laughing ^^ //And imagining Viva doing it was the funniest I think!//

Otherwise, to come back to the main subject, for my part I've never masturbated at work. I think it could excite me a lot but I would always have this paralysing fear of beeing caught !!

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