Feel the Earth move

fi · 23-11-06 05:23:55

Here's something for your calendar - a synchronised global orgasm for world peace.

From the website: "The mission of the Global Orgasm is to effect change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible surge of human energy. Now that there are two more US fleets heading for the Persian Gulf with anti-submarine equipment that can only be for use against Iran, the time to change Earth’s energy is NOW!"

So if you think you can contribute your positive energy to a planet in need of a recharge, limber up and orgasm the world into bliss with thousands of others on Friday 22nd December. We promise you'll end up with a warm fuzzy feeling.

Arielle · 24-11-06 02:07:13

(will try to organise a looooonnnngggg lunch break)

blissed · 24-11-06 02:56:35

Yeah I think the only place in your office where you can't masturbate at will (see your contract of employment) is in the reception area. It's marked in red on the where can I wank floor plan thingy on the wall. I'm gonna be dedicating an orgasm or two to world peace on ther 22nd, I think it's a great idea isn't it.

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Last edited by blissed (24-11-06 05:39:26)

Arielle · 24-11-06 02:58:49

Damn. I'm stationed in the reception area.

blissed · 24-11-06 03:50:51

You'll just have to fit it in your lunch break between eating your sandwiches and a trip to the bank

Arielle · 24-11-06 04:16:03

(is busy forging cheques to take to the "bank")

msnevil · 24-11-06 04:26:15

Yay to Global orgasms, Nay to "political rants".

The_West_Wind · 24-11-06 05:23:25

I'm guessing that BA and IFM will be flooded with home made entries on the 23rd of december.

You guys need help sorting the clips?
I could do with a job.

polarchill · 24-11-06 05:28:29

The_West_Wind wrote:

I'm guessing that BA and IFM will be flooded with home made entries on the 23rd of december.
You guys need help sorting the clips?
I could do with a job.

I'm sorry, is there a set time, or are people supposed to come the entire day? I should probably adjust my diet or something . . .

Nowaysis · 24-11-06 09:06:29

I know there was a previous thread about this, but I have no idea where it went or what it was called, so I'll reiterate: How does this really affect my daily routine? I don't get it...

Desertgirl44 · 24-11-06 09:17:47

So, this is going to be one big simultaneous orgasm? Cool! I'll be thinking of you all as I come that day ....

Nowaysis · 24-11-06 09:53:12

Timezones might make it difficult, but wouldn't it be cool if we could all time or little sessions to "come togehter", as the Beatles once said?

polarchill · 24-11-06 09:56:54

Nowaysis wrote:

Timezones might make it difficult, but wouldn't it be cool if we could all time or little sessions to "come togehter", as the Beatles once said?

Okay, you can all come together, and if you want, right now, but not, I repeat NOT, over me!

Nowaysis · 24-11-06 10:01:49

My dear Polarchill, what wit thou provest us thou art in command of. I am/was literally laughing and clapping my hands.

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