#26 06-11-06 20:04:31

Burlesque

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Re: I wonder if you can solve this problem

Oooh, muffled, garbled slurping. Even better. That sounds even more delightfully sick and twisted and "Mummy, Mummy, make the bad man stop"-esque.

Of course, of course. Bearing in mind, however, that whilst I may or may not want to ingest such exquisite substances through the oxygen mask (which I will thusly neither confirm nor deny; my discretion dwarfs Hopper's), I have no apparent desire to initiate erotic trysts with my mother, or my mother as depicted by Isabella Rosselini. I mean, really.

Ed Gein is always to bloody blame, damn it, when it comes to, er, skinning people and finding creative and exotic ways of taxidermying them - Lambs, Chainsaw, Psycho; they all exploit the simple pleasures of a man who just had a nice pleasant penchant for grave-robbing.

But whose face would one use for this er nailing and subsequent evasion of responsibility? As per usual, I say James Spader's. The glazed perversion of those dead kiddy-fiddling fish-eyes would be the perfect foil to mask one's chaste innocence.

There's also this rather lovely condensation effect to be had from slurping and, by all means, slobbering inside the mask: the foamy saliva rises above one's head in a sort of cannibalistically overheated mist, revealing to the world the unbridled perversity which the mask strives in vain to contain.

Your discr... What did you call it?

Poor old Ed. Didn't do much harm, did he, comparatively speaking? He just had an interest in crafting nice mugs and belts and aprons, but like all reclusive artists he was misunderstood and reviled. I'm still waiting for an exhibition of his more challenging works.

Poor old James, too. Mutilated once more, pillaged for the bodyparts necessary to make Lia's nightmares finally go away. You will tell me, won't you Lia, when the dead kiddy-fiddling fish-eyes stop staring?

I would fashion a mask from Charles Bronson's face if it happens to be preserved somewhere. It's leathery and thus durable, broad and ... roomy, and people won't be surprised to see him committing acts of a very violent nature indeed. Also, in contrast to your Spaderish preference, I am not known to have any specific aversion to Mr. Bronson, so no clues lead to me.

Burlesque.

P.S. If you were to actually leave the eyes in your Spader-mask, then you would have to look out through his nostrils. D.S.

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Journeyfan

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Re: I wonder if you can solve this problem

There is some debate as to whether or not Mr. Hopper's mask provided him with actual oxygen. He himself has stated that it may have been supposed to introduce something more colourful into his system, but that's of course why you oh so coyly suggest you may wish to equip yourself with such a piece of couture.

Burlesque.

Burlesque,

"Mr. Hopper's mask ....? - Now I might not have spelt "Lecter" correctly, but I believe it was "Mr. Hopkin's mask" was it not? 

(I know this post is probably a waste of time - I just know that you'll have an answer to this one as well - I just know it - I can feel it in my blood! )

JF

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Burlesque

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Re: I wonder if you can solve this problem

Haven't I told you before to pay some attention, Journeyfan? I don't know what will become of you, young man. If you had followed this highly important and educational discussion fully, you would have learned that the oxygen mask was used by Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet, while the muzzle mask was used by Anthony Hopkins in The Silence of the Lambs. I shall have to send you to the principal next time.

Burlesque.

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Journeyfan

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Re: I wonder if you can solve this problem

Haven't I told you before to pay some attention, Journeyfan? I don't know what will become of you, young man. If you had followed this highly important and educational discussion fully, you would have learned that the oxygen mask was used by Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet, while the muzzle mask was used by Anthony Hopkins in The Silence of the Lambs. I shall have to send you to the principal next time.

Burlesque.

Whoops! (Lord, help me to keep my big mouth shut in future!)

It serves me right for not paying full attention, but I'll take my punishment like a man though:

"I must pay more attention in class."
"I must pay more attention in class."
"I must pay more attention in class."
"I must pay more attention in class."
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"I must pay more attention in class."
"I must pay more attention in class."
"I must pay more attention in class."
"I must pay more attention in class." ......

JF

P.S. I liked the "young man" bit

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Burlesque

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Re: I wonder if you can solve this problem

Much better! Now you may turn the page and watch the educational videos of the site.

Burlesque.

Last edited by Burlesque (07-11-06 12:24:58)

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