#1 04-11-06 13:16:54

stevejholmes

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How long does it take you?

Ladies and gents. How long does it take you to masturbate yourself to orgasm? How does this vary if someone else is doing it for you? Also is the orgasm better or worse if someone else is doing it?

Will

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From: Scotland

Registered: 06-04-06

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Re: How long does it take you?

7:20.67

No.... Wait.... That's actually the 3000m world record.

antiface

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Re: How long does it take you?

Let's see.....

If I am going for a quickie, it takes me 10 minutes.

If I am masturbating and I hear a woman having sex, 10 - 15 minutes.

If I am masturbating to porn, 15-25 minutes.

If I am masturbating with a partner, 10-15 minutes.

If someone else does it, for some reason it takes a little longer...like, 25-30 minutes. But! It's always better. I think the visual added to the selflessness of the act intensifies the orgasm. I do reciprocate...I'm fair about things.

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Nowaysis

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Re: How long does it take you?

1. As long as I want it to.

2. Wouldn't know.

3. See [2]

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The_Elfman

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Re: How long does it take you?

For me everything is variable.  anything from maybe 3 to twenty minutes, with or without a partner.

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dyslexius

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Registered: 27-09-06

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Re: How long does it take you?

First attempt today: 90 seconds
Second attempt today: 3 minutes
Third attempt today: 15 minutes
Fourth attempt today: tomorrow.

   --dyslexius

The_West_Wind

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Registered: 20-05-06

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Re: How long does it take you?

I've never actually timed it, but I'd say about 6-8 minutes.

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Will

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From: Scotland

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Re: How long does it take you?

I can't believe you guys have responded to this question seriously.

Sorry, I just can't see why the question needs to be asked.

dyslexius

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Re: How long does it take you?

It builds character to answer a trifling matter with rapt profundity.

    --dyslexius kant

Burlesque

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Re: How long does it take you?

It builds character to answer a trifling matter with rapt profundity.

    --dyslexius kant

I'll remember that one, Dyslexius. I think it will come in handy.

Burlesque.

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