#1 01-11-06 04:44:49

blissed

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Roadkill the movie :)

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Burlesque

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Re: Roadkill the movie :)

That's some really politically correct violence right there, Blissed.

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blissed

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Re: Roadkill the movie :)

Actually it's a road safety message. If you notice the deer looked both ways and the guy didn't. Deers are smart.

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Burlesque

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Re: Roadkill the movie :)

You will note that at the end of this piece of Cinema verité the deer "smartly" walks out into the road and stands gloating amidst the gore. I shall now write and direct the sequel: "Roadkill II: Bambi Goes Splat".

I read in the paper a while back about a guy who went out and collected roadkill, which his wife then happily cooked. He was partial to badger, as I recall.

Now, Blissed, you shall have to excuse me. I have to go out and bludgeon a cute little animal until it dies or at least loses consciousness; I don't care which, as long as it doesn't thrash about too much while I'm eating it.

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blissed

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Re: Roadkill the movie :)

Oooh if you like eating live animals you want some of these

Witchetty grubs

I'm told people in Oz eat them alive all the time and can't get enough of them.

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Burlesque

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Re: Roadkill the movie :)

They look juicy. I wouldn't mind a few. I don't have the same kind of cowardly attitude to food that you do, Blissed. At least my food can defend itself!

I will admit that my view of life is slightly paradoxical: I hate everything that isn't edible, and if it is, I have to kill it.

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blissed

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Re: Roadkill the movie :)

They look juicy. I wouldn't mind a few.

Oh yeah!! I'd have to see video evidence of you eating a plateful of those to believe you

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Burlesque

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Re: Roadkill the movie :)

See, there you go, being all disbelieving. I thought we had a relationship built on trust. If I can savour crayfish brains, I'll have no trouble eating a few caterpillars. I will confess that I would hesitate if they were of the hairy persuasion, but those in your picture look nice and smooth.

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