#51 15-10-06 20:05:44

Burlesque

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Re: Porn spam :)

You sound disappointed.

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Nowaysis

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Ah, but it's not them who are being lazy, it's Mr. Elrond who's not trying hard enough to find the gruesomest, most disgusting and shady pornsites the net has to offer. He simply hasn't spread his seed wide enough in the last 24 hours.

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Burlesque

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I would be inclined to agree with you, Nowaysis, if it hadn't been for the fact that The Elf is in the habit of telling me what he's doing out there on the Internet. He really should be ashamed of himself, him being a moderator and all. He should be more moderate. I don't want to talk about this anymore. The Elf's habits have finally made me lose all faith in humanity, and I shall now have to throw up. Again.

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Nowaysis

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If it makes you feel any better (although questiong people's skills of perception seldom makes them feel better), he's not really human you know. He represents elfdom, and as such has finally given away the terrible terrible secret we all knew must be behind all those fancy speeches, chivalry and immortality. It was too good to be real, it was too perfect to believe. It had to be a facade.

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Burlesque

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I see! I always suspected that androgynous, holier-than-thou, we-don't-have-sex-do-we image must be a charade carefully planned by the PR department of those debauched, Dionysian leches. No one seeing what one is up to - that's the only reason I can think of for living far out in the woods!

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Nowaysis

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That, and there's plenty of fig leaves to cover yourself with when someone stumbles on your naked debauchery-in-action.

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Burlesque

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Hm, they have thought it out, haven't they, the pointy-eared little buggers. "No sex, please, we're Elven". Yeah, right. And it isn't just the sex, is it? It's the things they grow out there! No wonder they think they're immortal if they smoke that stuff!

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It's the human side of me that cruises porn sites.  The Elven side of me is appalled at some of the things he does

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Aren't you getting yourself mixed up with Mr. Spock? Easy mistake to make for reasons so obvious that I won't go into them.

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Nowaysis

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Those aren't his [Spock's/Nimoy's] real ears!

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WHAT!!??

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Will

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Hardcore fufck at office beauty

He did a what at the office beauty???

Bishop of Bath & Wells

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Hardcore fufck at office beauty

He did a what at the office beauty???

You never enjoyed a good old-fashioned fufck before, Will? Why, they're all the rage round our way!

Bish

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Fufcks are nice, but I never had one at someone. Sounds novel.

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Will

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I could certainly do with a good old fashioned fufck at the moment. Blow away some cobwebs.....

Burlesque

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You're not the only one, Will. What I wouldn't give for a fufck! They just don't make 'em like they used to.

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Total aside here but the statisticly minded might like to note that Burlesque's 1200th post was also the 4000th on the general discussion board.

Thank you.

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Nowaysis

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And thus we can conlude that (The_)Elfman has too much time on his hands, and not nearly enough wits to understand what to do with that time.

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Burlesque

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Total aside here but the statisticly minded might like to note that Burlesque's 1200th post was also the 4000th on the general discussion board.

Thank you.

Elfman

Woooow! I rule ... something. Just call me the Coincider.

That's not fair, Nowaysis! I am at least as gifted in that department as the Elf is.

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And thus we can conlude that (The_)Elfman has too much time on his hands, and not nearly enough wits to understand what to do with that time.

I don't have anywhere enough time at the moment Nowaysis.  I'm trying to memorise the scripts for two plays I am in at the moment which go on stage two weeks apart.  I'm just too easily distracted that's my trouble.

(By the way Burlesque congrats on your 1200th post.  I predict that you will pass me by the end of the week).
Elfman

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... whereas Nowaysis spends his time cleaning up after his untidy, drunkard friends. Which is what I should be doing right now, but I'm a bit too hungover.

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I'm trying to memorise the scripts for two plays

God that would be a nightmare for me, it'd be 2030 by the time I'd got them all in my head

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blissed

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Anyway can we please keep this thread on topic I got a couple more spam email titles I like today.
I'll post them here as long as people promise not to get too aroused

Pulssating maturre snatch welccomes a thick cockktwice

Drippping teeen twatt sufffers a beeef onsllaughtform

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Burlesque

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OK, Blissed, let me get this straight: when you start a thread it has to be kept on topic, but everyone else is fair game? Just so I understand the rules here.

Still no pulssating maturre snatches or other orifices on offer in my inbox, by the way.

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Nowaysis

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I'm actually in the same situation. I just checked my hotmail inbox, and there was not a single dirty word in it. Of course, I still get plenty of spam, but shady stock tips and offers of "free" goods and cheap university diplomas just aren't as much fun as badly spelled porn.

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