#26 13-10-06 21:59:09

Adagio

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I luv you guys! 

Burlesque

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Even me?

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Adagio

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YES! you silly ol' man! 

Burlesque

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Burlesque.

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And me?

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Burlesque

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Everyone loves you, Elf! That goes without saying! So, erm, forget about that automatic rifle, will you? It was just a phase in our relationship.

(There we are, then: another thread successfully hijacked!)

Burlesque.

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(There we are, then: another thread successfully hijacked!)

Oh Yeah. I'm supposed to stop that happening now, aren't I?  What was the subject again?  Oh yes I remember .

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Burlesque

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Yes. Very interesting, spam is. Uh ... yes. As I was saying, I'm not getting any. Spam, that is.

Burlesque.

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Journeyfan

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It's presently almost 11pm in the UK and I've only just got back from a god-awful afternoon/evening visiting my 80 year old father in a nursing home (his health has sadly declined dramatically both physically and mentally over the last week) and I felt as miserable as sin.

Then the first thing I do when I get in is read today's posts to this thread ..... and I just had to post my heartfelt thanks to everyone (yes, even you Burlesque!! - in fact especially you!) for making a totally sh*t day end on a happy note with me creased double with laughter

Porn spam? .... Like you Burlesque I have never received any at all, not even for Viagra ... although I must add of course that I have never visited a porn site in my life .... >> JF breaks into uncontrollable coughing fit and nose grows to Pinnocchio like proportions! << .... (I didn't know that Viagra could have that effect! .... actually I don't really need Viagra .... well not yet anyway )

Breaks into chorus of Monty Python's: "Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam"

Thanks again guys for cheering me up no end

JF

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Well, Journeyfan, then there's at least some point to having these increasingly frustrating debates with that smug woodland critter. What you perceive as humour is really flaming, burning, gnawing, clawing, insomnia-causing hatred - albeit wrapped in the cheerful colours of easily digested light entertainment. One wouldn't want to be banned, now would one?

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It's presently almost 11pm in the UK and I've only just got back from a god-awful afternoon/evening visiting my 80 year old father in a nursing home (his health has sadly declined dramatically both physically and mentally over the last week) and I felt as miserable as sin.

Sorry to hear that JF.  It has to be a very hard time for you.  I'm pleased that our inane ramblings helped to cheer you up somewhat.

No I didn't realise that Viagra effected your nose like that either.  I do know that you should never combine it with iron tablets.  (It makes you spin round and point North).

Elfman.

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Burlesque

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That's horrid. That is just horrid. I thought I was the one supposed to be lowering the standards around here.

You're doing such an expert job preventing those pesky hijackings, aren't you? Oops, I'm getting too bitchy for my own good ... again. I think I'd better log out and get some sleep before The Elf "accidentally" slips and hits the ban button on my sorry ass.

Burlesque.

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Journeyfan

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It's presently almost 11pm in the UK and I've only just got back from a god-awful afternoon/evening visiting my 80 year old father in a nursing home (his health has sadly declined dramatically both physically and mentally over the last week) and I felt as miserable as sin.

Sorry to hear that JF.  It has to be a very hard time for you.  I'm pleased that our inane ramblings helped to cheer you up somewhat.

No I didn't realise that Viagra effected your nose like that either.  I do know that you should never combine it with iron tablets.  (It makes you spin round and point North).

Elfman.

Elfman, thanks so much for your post

Even though I only "know" you in the semi-real world of cyberspace, your post meant a great deal to me and just shows what a truly caring place this forum can be.

Oh and BTW, if I ever do need the Viagra I'll be sure to take your advice and avoid the iron tablets - could be very uncomfortable considering that my bed faces west .... even worse though if it faced south!! (For some reason I've now got visions of Linda Blair spinning round on the bed in the film "The Exorcist" )

I thought I was the one supposed to be lowering the standards around here.

Don't worry Burlesque, your crown remains firmly in place ... although I was under the impression that you had recently undergone a transformation into "Burlesque the Nice Guy" - that was very short lived - or does it just not apply to The_Elfman?

Thanks again guys

JF

P.S. "Spam Fritters" for lunch tomorrow anyone??

Last edited by Journeyfan (14-10-06 00:41:04)

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Burlesque

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I thought I was the one supposed to be lowering the standards around here.

Don't worry Burlesque, your crown remains firmly in place ... although I was under the impression that you had recently undergone a transformation into "Burlesque the Nice Guy" - that was very short lived - or does it just not apply to The_Elfman?

Thanks again guys

JF

P.S. "Spam Fritters" for lunch tomorrow anyone??
JF

Thank god I'm still the King of No Taste At All. Phew, that was close, though.

By the way, Journeyfan: I am a nice guy, you ungrateful bastard! I did say that your laughing made it worthwhile having to deal with The Elf, didn't I? If I can do anything to make a difficult time for you ever so slightly more bearable, then I am happy to be able to do so, but it does presuppose that you pay some bloody attention! It should be evident from this post alone that I am a master of diplomatic liaisons, also known as "being a nice guy", so there you have it! And people tell me I have no social skills ... Ha!

Burlesque.

P.S. I don't know what "spam fritters" are, but it sounds disgusting. D.S.

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Geez I was about to ask him for the URL's.

When you see the content you'll only get jealous

Of course one is tempted to do so, but one should not encourage Blissed's class of elitist, highbrow lecturing and pulpet-pounding editorialism.

Burlesque.

Huh?

There seems to be a lot of the stuff around at the moment.  I cleared out the spam box last night on one of my main addresses and this morning there was another 42  there.

Christ!!! 42!!!! Elf you must really perv it around the web Just kidding.
or was it a porn spam storm judging from what Bish said it probably was actually.

Somebody tell me! Am I worthy of nothing more than the odd campaign directed at the erectilely challenged?

Burlesque.

Burlesque is in a self help forum I run for the erectilely challenged, where we can all talk about our problem Anyway, I sold his email addy to spammers and why not.

The info the spammers get from you is analysed and Spam is targeted depending on that info. So Siobhan your a girl and so you probly get hot share tips that are guaranteed to make you rich and Burlesques details are probly just put into an OMG!! file  along with convicted murderers and terrorists, So who can blame somebody for not getting back to him

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Journeyfan

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I thought I was the one supposed to be lowering the standards around here.

Don't worry Burlesque, your crown remains firmly in place ... although I was under the impression that you had recently undergone a transformation into "Burlesque the Nice Guy" - that was very short lived - or does it just not apply to The_Elfman?

Thanks again guys

JF

P.S. "Spam Fritters" for lunch tomorrow anyone??
JF

Thank god I'm still the King of No Taste At All. Phew, that was close, though.

By the way, Journeyfan: I am a nice guy, you ungrateful bastard! I did say that your laughing made it worthwhile having to deal with The Elf, didn't I? If I can do anything to make a difficult time for you ever so slightly more bearable, then I am happy to be able to do so, but it does presuppose that you pay some bloody attention! It should be evident from this post alone that I am a master of diplomatic liaisons, also known as "being a nice guy", so there you have it! And people tell me I have no social skills ... Ha!

Burlesque.

P.S. I don't know what "spam fritters" are, but it sounds disgusting. D.S.

Burlesque, now that's more like it .... remember, I was the one who suggested your new title as "Burlesque the Nice Guy".

My attention span at present seems to be on a par with that of a fish! I do know that deep down in that Swedish heart of yours lies a very, very nice guy!

Spam fritters? - Take a look at Elf's post showing a tin of Spam (which contains some indescribable pinkish mass of God knows what (meat is too strong a word - "solid, but pulp-like sausage-type meat" is the nearest I can think of at the moment). Now imagine taking a thick slice of same pinkish mass and dipping it in batter mix and deep frying the same and "voila" you have a Spam Fritter .... appetising eh?

Time for bed now I think

Goodnight Burlesque and thanks again for cheering me up tonight

JF (aka:"the ungrateful bastard")

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Burlesque

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That's my problem, innit? Nobody takes me seriously! Not spammers, not Blissed, not Journeyfan, and certainly not The Elf! No one!

Deep down in that Swedish heart of mine!? The motivating force for all my actions lies deep down in that dyspeptic stomach of mine, just to make things absolutely clear. There's not a shred of nice to be found, cardio-vascularly or otherwise.

Spam fritters are even more noisome than I feared, then. Still, could be worse: I could get put into a wood chipper feet first. If I don't stop ranting and raving soon I probably will be, come to think of it.

Blissed, I resent being mentioned in conjunction with terrorists and murderers. All charges were dropped, and besides no one could ever prove I had actually been seen at the site of that bastard's ... tragic but not completely undeserved, erm, accident. Just dropped dead in his living room after having had the misfortune of shooting himself three times with a double-barreled shotgun. Or so I'm told.

Burlesque.

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Adagio

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And me? http://www.websmileys.com/sm/love/663.gif

Elfman

oh yes, ye pointy eared one, you too.

The info the spammers get from you is analysed and Spam is targeted depending on that info. So Siobhan your a girl and so you probly get hot share tips that are guaranteed to make you rich and Burlesques details are probly just put into an OMG!! file  along with convicted murderers and terrorists, So who can blame somebody for not getting back to him

hummmm, I must have been a man in a previous life or something because I get spam about increasing my size. No thanks, I don't want to increase the size of anything on me.

That's my problem, innit? Nobody takes me seriously! Not spammers, not Blissed, not Journeyfan, and certainly not The Elf! No one!

Blissed, I resent being mentioned in conjunction with terrorists and murderers. All charges were dropped, and besides no one could ever prove I had actually been seen at the site of that bastard's ... tragic but not completely undeserved, erm, accident. Just dropped dead in his living room after having had the misfortune of shooting himself three times with a double-barreled shotgun. Or so I'm told.

If we took you seriously we'd have to seriously report you to the authorities. sorry to be so intimidating with the big cop. I couldn't make him any smaller. He must have got my spam.

richard

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That's it, smileys are banned.

blissed

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Deep down in that Swedish heart of mine!? The motivating force for all my actions lies deep down in that dyspeptic stomach of mine, just to make things absolutely clear. There's not a shred of nice to be found, cardio-vascularly or otherwise.

Burlesque once sent me an email saying that all humans on earth must die It's true

If we took you seriously we'd have to seriously report you to the authorities.

Thats what I did

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It's nearly 10:00 AM in the UK as I write this and I have just checked my "Elfman" email inbox (The one I use for this site and others).  43 spam emails this morning.

Elfman

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Burlesque

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Burlesque once sent me an email saying that all humans on earth must die It's true

Not in so many words, but yes, that's the thrust of the email in question.

Adagio, I was reported to the authorities (and now I find out that it was Blissed who squealed on me, shoulda known, that dirty rat), and I keep telling all of you that I was acquitted! There wasn't much they could do after what ... happened. To that alleged witness, I mean. Not my fault that someone had forgotten their collection of African spears in a basket just under the window through which he was trying to esc... through which he for some reason decided to jump without opening it first.

I just checked my "shady dealings on the Web" email too: 0 spams. Same for my main address. Squeaky clean. Just like me.

Burlesque.

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Bishop of Bath & Wells

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A sample of the delights I have seen appear in my Inbox this weekend.........

"Mature babes in wild threesome"
"Teenhiker loves to ride huge cock"
"Black tranny in leather boots"
"All holes sex action"
"Huge loads of manjuice - get it HERE"
"Gang-banging games with drunk farmgirls"

Burlesque - shall I put you down for the manjuice action, or the farmgirls romp?

Bish

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Oh, I don't know, they're all so tempting. Drunk farmgirls sho is gud fun, but I'll just have a teen hiker to go, hold the huge cock. And a cup of Viagra with that.

Burlesque.

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Only 19 last night.  Perhaps they're getting bored.

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