#1 13-10-06 03:07:02

blissed

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Porn spam :)

I got all these 7 porn spam emails in one of my inbox's today.
I should really just cancel the box but the spam makes me laugh

1/ Raunchy teenn slutts fight over a throbbiing cock you face

2/ Annal cumshhots in tight  assshuge

3/ Painful ganngbang by crazzy familyface

4/ beeauty got her cllit red and soree from lickinng wantcan

5/ teeen  urged to swalllow gallonss of spuunk clickword

6/ cruel internal throoat action for motherunique

7/ Touch My Wet Pussy? Hurry up!

Can you spot which one is IFM
don't cheat and ask Richard

and if you should happen to see Crazy familyface, do not aproach

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Burlesque

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Re: Porn spam :)

The intellectual standards of your posts keeps getting ever more demanding for the average reader. Will this over-intellectualising never cease?

Burlesque.

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richard

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Re: Porn spam :)

Geez I was about to ask him for the URL's.

Burlesque

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Re: Porn spam :)

Of course one is tempted to do so, but one should not encourage Blissed's class of elitist, highbrow lecturing and pulpet-pounding editorialism.

Burlesque.

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The_Elfman

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Re: Porn spam :)

There seems to be a lot of the stuff around at the moment.  I cleared out the spam box last night on one of my main addresses and this morning there was another 42  there.

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Siobhan

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Re: Porn spam :)

Hmm. odd. I never get porn spam.

However, each morning there are at least a dozen spams with words like this in them: @^NN% @#%)(M   !%#$S^@YSREEWQ  very odd. i don't know why my spam filter doesn't catch them.

And then there are the quotidian offers of ten million dollars from a poor Nigerian.

How can I get some porn spam?

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The_Elfman

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Re: Porn spam :)

Hmm. odd. I never get porn spam.

However, each morning there are at least a dozen spams with words like this in them: @^NN% @#%)(M   !%#$S^@YSREEWQ  very odd. i don't know why my spam filter doesn't catch them.

And then there are the quotidian offers of ten million dollars from a poor Nigerian.

How can I get some porn spam?

You obviously don't cruise enough sleazy porn sites chère.

Elfman

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Bishop of Bath & Wells

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Re: Porn spam :)

There seems to be a lot of the stuff around at the moment.  I cleared out the spam box last night on one of my main addresses and this morning there was another 42  there.

That's really weird, exactly the same thing just happened to me as well. I normally get 8-12 porn spams per day, this morning I had to clear out over thirty!

Bish

Burlesque

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I have never received a porn spam in my life! It's true, actually, and it is a bit strange, because I sleaze around on the Web as much as the next man. I knew it! My sexual charisma is so weak that not even porn site spam takes any notice. This is aggravated by the fact that I do get the infamous Viagra spams. Listen up, you spam mongers! I'm unattractive, but I am not impotent!

Burlesque.

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The_Elfman

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I get a lot of Viagra stuff too Burlesque.  I've also being getting a few over the last couple of days which appear to be from Google but I am sure that they are not.  You have to be so careful what you open these days.

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Bishop of Bath & Wells

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I have never received a porn spam in my life! It's true, actually, and it is a bit strange, because I sleaze around on the Web as much as the next man.

Whaaaat??? Seriously???

Oh Burlesque, you just haven't lived until you get your first porn spam, it's one of those life-defining moments like your first kiss, passing your driving test, discovering IFM etc!

Even my parents get porn spam, and they've never looked at an 'adult erotica' site in their lives!

Bish

Burlesque

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Re: Porn spam :)

In fact, I have never had any kind of spam sent to my main address in spite of using it rather recklessly in the early days of my Internet explorations. My other address, the one intended for unreliables and undesirables (yes, it's the one connected to my IFM profile ), gets the occasional Viagra spam and the like, but it's really very limp spamming all things considered. I don't know what I'm doing wrong.

And Bishop, don't be so sure about your parents' surfing habits ...

Burlesque.

Last edited by Burlesque (13-10-06 20:01:24)

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The_Elfman

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Re: Porn spam :)

In fact, I have never had any kind of spam sent to my main address in spite of using it rather recklessly in the early days of my Internet explorations. My other address, the one intended for unreliables and undesirables (yes, it's the one connected to my IFM profile http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/153.gif), gets the occasional Viagra spam and the like, but it's really very limp spamming all things considered. I don't know what I'm doing wrong.

Burlesque.

You don't even need to use your email Burlesque.  Just by visiting some sites certain Trojans can "piggyback" onto your PC, spread through your Outlook address file and so propagate themselves around the internet.  Some of them will even disable your firewalls and virus guards.  Clever little buggers.

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Burlesque

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But I have been such a bad boy! I have been visiting sites that make me blush to even think about! Why won't anybody spam me? Am I that insignificant? It makes me wonder why we're here and where we're going. What is the meaning of life, and is there life after death? Somebody tell me! Am I worthy of nothing more than the odd campaign directed at the erectilely challenged?

Burlesque.

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Nowaysis

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But I have been such a bad boy! I have been visiting sites that make me blush to even think about! Why won't anybody spam me? Am I that insignificant? It makes me wonder why we're here and where we're going. What is the meaning of life, and is there life after death? Somebody tell me! Am I worthy of nothing more than the odd campaign directed at the erectilely challenged?

Burlesque.

I want to answer this question, but every time I try, I forget which answer means what. Yes, you are correct in that you are not worthy... No, you are not worthy...

I aint never used no double negatives. O.o

Oh, maybe I should add something that is marginally on topic as well:

I get very little, if any spam sent to my two serious email addresses. It has started to seep into my gmail account intermittently, but it's mostly shady stock tips and weird letters filled with nonsense that almost looks like dadaistic poetry. My trusty old hotmail however, is so riddled with spam, even long after I stopped using it anywhere at all, I dare hardly log in to see if some poor unfortunate old acquaintance has accidently sent me an email to this god forsaken hell hole of a spamfest.

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Burlesque

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Re: Porn spam :)

I dare hardly log in to see if some poor unfortunate old acquaintance has accidently sent me an email to this god forsaken hell hole of a spamfest.

Well, the address where I do get spam is indeed a hotmail address, but even there it is a mere trickle, a half-hearted "Viaagra" or "Viaggra" flashing desolately in the spamless wastes.

Burlesque.

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The_Elfman

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Re: Porn spam :)

I dare hardly log in to see if some poor unfortunate old acquaintance has accidently sent me an email to this god forsaken hell hole of a spamfest.

Well, the address where I do get spam is indeed a hotmail address, but even there it is a mere trickle, a half-hearted "Viaagra" or "Viaggra" flashing desolately in the spamless wastes.

Burlesque.

If you're feeling left out Burlesque I will happily forward you a dozen of the ones I get.  Please feel free to disable all of your firewalls and then click on the hyperlinks contained in the emails

Elfman

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Burlesque

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Re: Porn spam :)

You would love that, wouldn't you? He wants to do this to me solely because I constantly refer to him as being pointy-eared. Look at all the posts where I have done that - he hasn't replied to a single one of them. Instead he has been nurturing his seething, growing malice until he is now ready to spam me into oblivion.

What can I say in my defense? Only this: Elves do have pointy ears! So am I really the bad guy here?

Burlesque.

P.S. I particularly like the look of the Elves in the new edition of Dungeons & Dragons! Their ears go on forever, they're like the pointy-eared equivalent to those 70's lapels. D.S.

Last edited by Burlesque (13-10-06 21:08:59)

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Nowaysis

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Re: Porn spam :)

It's quite honestly terrifying the amount of crap I get sent to that address. Every time I log in, there are at least 300 emails in the inbox, of which perhaps ten are from known/legitimate contacts, and most of those are newsletters from different game companies I once considered interesting. The rest is spam, varying from the most ludicrous porn/porn-dating and penis enhancements to fake university diplomas and offers of "free" goods. And that's just the stuff that gets through Hotmail's lousy spam filter. The spam folder itself, which usually holds somwhere around 50-100 messages only contains messages less than five days old, and I rarely check that address more than once a month. I shudder to think of how much complete and utter drivel must pass through there every day.

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dyslexius

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...My other address, the one intended for unreliables and undesirables...gets the occasional Viagra spam and the like, but it's really very limp spamming all things considered. I don't know what I'm doing wrong.

Hmmmn,

"Viagra spam...    limp spamming..."

What utterly calculated adjectival recreation   !

  --dyslexius

Last edited by dyslexius (13-10-06 21:37:05)

Burlesque

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Re: Porn spam :)

...My other address, the one intended for unreliables and undesirables...gets the occasional Viagra spam and the like, but it's really very limp spamming all things considered. I don't know what I'm doing wrong.

Hmmmn,

"Viagra spam...    limp spamming..."

What utterly calculated adjectival recreation   !

  --dyslexius

Some people do call me a genius, but I just tell them I can't take the credit - I was born that way.

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Nowaysis

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Re: Porn spam :)

I'ts but one of the devilishly devious required qualities of our quirky deviant.

Man, that was bad........  X( (And one second too slow to make sense or even justify it's own existance)

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Burlesque

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Re: Porn spam :)

Am I a deviant now?

Burlesque.

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The_Elfman

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Re: Porn spam :)

You would love that, wouldn't you? He wants to do this to me solely because I constantly refer to him as being pointy-eared. Look at all the posts where I have done that - he hasn't replied to a single one of them. Instead he has been nurturing his seething, growing malice until he is now ready to spam me into oblivion.

What can I say in my defense? Only this: Elves do have pointy ears! So am I really the bad guy here?

Burlesque.

P.S. I particularly like the look of the Elves in the new edition of Dungeons & Dragons! Their ears go on forever, they're like the pointy-eared equivalent to those 70's lapels. D.S.

I'm actually rather proud of my pointed ears.  Very elegant I think.  I haven't seen the elves in the new Dungeons & Dragons. Of course there is a lot of negative Elfin propaganda about.  Just look at those Sivanesti in the "Dragonlance" books.  Not real elves at all.

And if you did piss me off Burlesque all I have to do is click on your user profile and ban your ass .

Elfman

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Burlesque

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And if you did piss me off Burlesque all I have to do is click on your user profile and ban your ass http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/1022.gif .
Elfman

Yes, go ahead and use force when you're all out of arguments. Two can play that game, you know: I do know where you live. Ban me at your peril!

Burlesque.

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