#51 05-10-06 13:40:19

Dynamo

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From: The Boro

Registered: 03-10-06

Posts: 63

Re: dildos

I don't know about women using toys and the like on themselves being harmful, but guys who use implemets to help themselves out have to be very careful. According to Graham Chapman, when he was training to be a doctor in the A&E department of the hospital, he found that the vast majority of injuries to penis's was due to a type of vacuum cleaner that had a fan three inches into the tube.

Cheers. Dynamo.

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polarchill

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Registered: 14-09-06

Posts: 585

Re: dildos

I have been fucked variously with thick core samples of quartz and other geological samplings (courtesy of a former rock-scientist lover, much-missed), glass dildos (glass-blower buddy), film cannisters and other items whose heft and hardness would be injurious in the wrong hands. Fortunately, a skilled lover can work magic with the most rudimentary of workaday objects.

Good lord, I think there could be a book in this!  But for heavens sake, Siobhan, when I bring the handheld digital voice recorder over, remember, it's just for TAKING NOTES!
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polarchill

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Registered: 14-09-06

Posts: 585

Re: dildos

(I just hope the weekly "I Leaving" message. Can become a thing of the past.)

You could possibly get an "I Lee Ving" message, but that would just be someone announcing that he is a minor character actor from the 1980s.
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